Read all about it Ah if only all of us could lay the blame for all our wrongs on the chess game Satan apparently plays with our weak lives. But alas, most of us live on planet earth and accept responsibility for our actions. This moron blames the microwaving of her 2 month old daughter by her mentally ill husband on Satan. So who or what do we blame for HER having a BABY with such a demoniacally possessed individual and then leaving said baby alone with him/it? Hmmm? I'd love to wring this f-ing bitch's neck!

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Go see all about it Loyal readers know I've got one toe pointed to green leanings; I recycle aluminum cans (turns out recycling paper is worse for the environment than throwing it away), I combine errands, I take my clothes to a green dry cleaners, blah blah; it's very little, I just do what I can do. But I'm getting on the high-mileage car thing lately; NOT because of global warming. That's where me n the enviro whackados part ways; I think the earth might very well be heating up. But for the same reason it was hot enough to farm on Greenland 1000 years ago... it's cyclical. There are numerous scientists--don't be fooled by the liberal media that all scientists are on Gore the Liar's side--who say this is cyclical and the greenhouse gas effects are nominal compared to the sun's impact. Mars is heating up right now too and to my knowledge it doesn't have SUVs on its roads. Er, surfaces, er,whatever. So no, my high mileage car desires stem from our ability to completely sever all ties with those who believe freedom is evil; those who think that their countries should be ruled with Sharia law--the laws that say a woman should be stoned for being raped unless there were four witnesses otherwise; those who think the world should look like 600 AD, not 2007 AD. Those people do not deserve one dime more of our money, so it's time to turn away from our high mileage cars and, well, GET SMART! Check out these adorable Smart cars; they get a whopping 60 MPG, and are about as safe as any passenger vehicle, AND, you can part two in the same space as one normal-sized car. MWB say, Get Smart! They'll be available in the US in 2008.

Read all about it A guy named Skip Virgin is studying the benefits of being infected with herpes. You couldn't make this shit sometimes! You couldn't!

Read all about it But when I first heard about the British girl missing from the Portuguese vacation villa, I immediately thought of the parents. I totally sloughed that off as that seemed like a ridiculous first assumption; these tragedies happen, unfortunately (which is an incredible understatement), even to good parents. However, today I read the following:

McCann vanished May 3 after her parents left her, and her brother and sister, both aged 2, alone while they went to a nearby restaurant within their hotel complex at Praia da Luz, a vacation resort in Portugal's Algarve region.

Now, I realize the parents could just be massive idiots. But who in the hell leaves a 3 year old with TWO 2 year-olds alone in a hotel room while they jet out to eat at a restaurant? Either their horrendous parenting caused this poor child's disappearance by giving a monster opportunity, or they themselves are the cause. Personally, I don't think any sane parent on this earth would have done this, and this makes me wonder about my first suspicion. It's just too much of a coincidence that a monster found this girl alone when the parents happened to be out and about. Three children three and under alone in a hotel room? JFC I just don't even know what to say.

My mama was too strict when I was growing up, she overreacted to the smallest of things (like when I tried to bleach my locks blonde but all that did was turn these reddish locks bright orange), and generally drives me crazy even today. But hey, all those things are a mama's job. She has bailed me out of some really tough spots, and I owe her so much. And since she brings me the Italianio side of me, here's a Read all about it for Italian mamas.

Go see all about it Just when you didn't know what to get your man for father's day.... It's like putting a kid in front of Teletubbies. You'll keep him outta your hair all day long!

Now THAT'S eye candy!

Read all about it Marla-bee brings us this 'news' that a Los Angeles Times sportswriter is a transsexual who is about to undergo the operation. I mean no offense to eagle-eyed blogger Marla, but this is NOT news. Say again, you say? DUH! All communist manifesto writers at the LA Times are confused!

Everyone has now heard of Phil Spector, the uber famous record producer of Gods of Rock such as The Beatles. But does he live a double life? The aye-aye is a very rare creature native to Madagascar. I think the reason it is spotted so rarely is because all aye-aye sightings are really Phil Spector, on brief visits to Madagascar.

Think I'm wrong? Can you tell who's who here?

As noted in my post about Amy Marie Kortlang, I promised to provide the source for the statistic of 25 American Citizens Killed EVERY SINGLE DAY in the United States by illegal aliens, a figure that is the equivalent of THREE 9/11 disasters EVERY SINGLE YEAR! That source is the General Accounting Office (GAO), one of the most stand-up, non-partisan offices of our federal government. Even the whacknuts don't question data and reports that are published from this office. You can be absolutely assured this figure is as accurate as any figure you're given anywhere.