Go see all about it Loyal readers know I've got one toe pointed to green leanings; I recycle aluminum cans (turns out recycling paper is worse for the environment than throwing it away), I combine errands, I take my clothes to a green dry cleaners, blah blah; it's very little, I just do what I can do. But I'm getting on the high-mileage car thing lately; NOT because of global warming. That's where me n the enviro whackados part ways; I think the earth might very well be heating up. But for the same reason it was hot enough to farm on Greenland 1000 years ago... it's cyclical. There are numerous scientists--don't be fooled by the liberal media that all scientists are on Gore the Liar's side--who say this is cyclical and the greenhouse gas effects are nominal compared to the sun's impact. Mars is heating up right now too and to my knowledge it doesn't have SUVs on its roads. Er, surfaces, er,whatever. So no, my high mileage car desires stem from our ability to completely sever all ties with those who believe freedom is evil; those who think that their countries should be ruled with Sharia law--the laws that say a woman should be stoned for being raped unless there were four witnesses otherwise; those who think the world should look like 600 AD, not 2007 AD. Those people do not deserve one dime more of our money, so it's time to turn away from our high mileage cars and, well, GET SMART! Check out these adorable Smart cars; they get a whopping 60 MPG, and are about as safe as any passenger vehicle, AND, you can part two in the same space as one normal-sized car. MWB say, Get Smart! They'll be available in the US in 2008.

Read all about it A guy named Skip Virgin is studying the benefits of being infected with herpes. You couldn't make this shit sometimes! You couldn't!

Read all about it But when I first heard about the British girl missing from the Portuguese vacation villa, I immediately thought of the parents. I totally sloughed that off as that seemed like a ridiculous first assumption; these tragedies happen, unfortunately (which is an incredible understatement), even to good parents. However, today I read the following:

McCann vanished May 3 after her parents left her, and her brother and sister, both aged 2, alone while they went to a nearby restaurant within their hotel complex at Praia da Luz, a vacation resort in Portugal's Algarve region.

Now, I realize the parents could just be massive idiots. But who in the hell leaves a 3 year old with TWO 2 year-olds alone in a hotel room while they jet out to eat at a restaurant? Either their horrendous parenting caused this poor child's disappearance by giving a monster opportunity, or they themselves are the cause. Personally, I don't think any sane parent on this earth would have done this, and this makes me wonder about my first suspicion. It's just too much of a coincidence that a monster found this girl alone when the parents happened to be out and about. Three children three and under alone in a hotel room? JFC I just don't even know what to say.

My mama was too strict when I was growing up, she overreacted to the smallest of things (like when I tried to bleach my locks blonde but all that did was turn these reddish locks bright orange), and generally drives me crazy even today. But hey, all those things are a mama's job. She has bailed me out of some really tough spots, and I owe her so much. And since she brings me the Italianio side of me, here's a Read all about it for Italian mamas.

Go see all about it Just when you didn't know what to get your man for father's day.... It's like putting a kid in front of Teletubbies. You'll keep him outta your hair all day long!

Now THAT'S eye candy!

Read all about it Marla-bee brings us this 'news' that a Los Angeles Times sportswriter is a transsexual who is about to undergo the operation. I mean no offense to eagle-eyed blogger Marla, but this is NOT news. Say again, you say? DUH! All communist manifesto writers at the LA Times are confused!

Everyone has now heard of Phil Spector, the uber famous record producer of Gods of Rock such as The Beatles. But does he live a double life? The aye-aye is a very rare creature native to Madagascar. I think the reason it is spotted so rarely is because all aye-aye sightings are really Phil Spector, on brief visits to Madagascar.

Think I'm wrong? Can you tell who's who here?

As noted in my post about Amy Marie Kortlang, I promised to provide the source for the statistic of 25 American Citizens Killed EVERY SINGLE DAY in the United States by illegal aliens, a figure that is the equivalent of THREE 9/11 disasters EVERY SINGLE YEAR! That source is the General Accounting Office (GAO), one of the most stand-up, non-partisan offices of our federal government. Even the whacknuts don't question data and reports that are published from this office. You can be absolutely assured this figure is as accurate as any figure you're given anywhere.

Greetings loyal readers; Michela reporting from day #3 in Washington DC, an event sponsored by over 30 radio stations across the United States to "Hold their feet to the fire"... We are the "fire"; the fed up majority of Americans who believe it is a sin to continue our current immigration policies and who know the conspiracy of Bush the Liar, Gonzales the Corrupt, and Sutton the Satan which made political prisoners of THE TEXAS THREE. Who I met... Julie-- a mother of three who had lived in Los Angeles for 30 years, but is now living in Raleigh, North Carolina. Why? Because she was at a Fourth of July celebration (totally unrelated to any immigration rallies) a few years back, and the Brown Berets threw frozen cokes at them, urinated on the streets while shouting at them. She then realized that Los Angeles has been taken over and destroyed by the unlawful, illegal aliens who have no respect for our nation; they simply want to come here like termites and devour it and move onto the next piece of wood. Julie is Hispanic; call her a racist all you like. Peter Gadiel-- Father of a firefighter murdered on 9/11; through his five years of digging into the travesty and tragedy of his son's death, he found the blank or completely bogus Visa applications filled out by the 9/11 terrorists, and the wanton disregard for any measure of security for large numbers of young males coming from known terrorist-sponsoring nations. Imagine his disgust to find today's policies promote and support the ability for terrorists just like Muhommad Attah to enter our nation again, have driver's licenses that will grant them access to our airplanes again, and basically allow these types of people to live and breath here with you and me all for the sake of allowing unchecked numbers of Mexicans to stay here. If you enforce policies for Pakistan, you must enforce them for Mexico, so we enforce neither. Bush is talking out his ass when he claims to be with us in the "war on terror..." Katie-- Firefighter son, murdered on 9/11. Had to move out of her lifelong home in New York City because she could no longer bear to hear the sirens of fire trucks. Where she used to find them as a source of pride, knowing her son--or one of his firefighting brothers--was on the way to save a family or a building. But since the tragedy, they were a searing reminder of what never needed to happen, and of all she had lost that fateful day. Brian DeCell-- Son-in-law murdred on 9/11; his happy-go-lucky, light-the-room-up daughter has never been the same since her husbands murder, and it breaks his heart to see her so changed. Mother; asks not to be named-- Daughter murdered by an illegal alien. When her daughter was not answering her cell phone and was uncharacteristically late returning home, she and her husband and her grandchildren got in the car and tried to drive around to find her; was she broken down? Seeing her daughter's car, the family pulled over. When they opened the driver's door, her daughter's bloodied, stabbed, dead body was in full view of the children. And as written below, Melanie Kortlang, mother of a woman murdered by a drunken illegal alien driver, a monster on our roads that would never have been here had Bush and all presidents before him, done their jobs. Thank you Bush. Thank you Pelosi. Thank you almost all Democrats and most Republicans. This is the nation you bring us on YOUR watch.

Michela here, reporting to you loyal readers live from Washington DC where over 30 radio stations have rallied their listeners to come to our nation's capitol to demand our lawmakers listen to the 70% majority of Americans who do NOT want open borders, and to demand the release of political prisoners Ignacio Ramos & Jose Compean. Today, I met Melanie Kortlang, the mother of Amy Marie Kortlang... as you can see in this photograph, Amy was a beautiful woman, her whole life ahead of her. She was murdered on October 9th, 2006 by an illegal alien drunk driver in Ramona, California. The illegal alien murderer had been arrested numerous times driving drunk on the streets of the United States of America. He had previously been deported for driving drunk on our streets, but with a border more porous than my spaghetti strainer, he was back, driving drunk, AGAIN. But this time, he was behind the wheel of a concrete mixer courtesy of Mark Kackstetter, owner of MK Concrete. The drunken illegal alien murdered Amy when he hit her car head-on; we all like to think we drive safe cars. Any of you out there think you can survive a head-on collision with the drunk driver of a concrete mixer? Aside from the concrete mixer, a drunk driver applies no brakes, takes no evasive action. The innocent victim takes this crash full force, and for Amy, and TWO OTHERS!!! in her car, it was obviously more than their precious human bodies and lives could sustain. They all died instantly. Ladies and gentlemen, Amy Kortlang, the face of the human life snuffed out in an instant by a monster who should never have been here in the first place, never mind behind the wheel of a concrete mixer. Behind her, the father of a man whose son was one of 3200 innocent Americans murdered by illegal aliens on September 11, 2001:

Gerardo Rivera went absolutely ballistic on the air over a similar case, saying such deaths have nothing to do with illegal immigration. Oh yeah? If the federal government had done their jobs and secured our borders and prosecuted employers who violate our laws, this woman would be alive. The illegal alien murderer would not have been able to cross our borders numerous times to drive drunk on our streets. Secondly, Mark Kackstetter would have thought long and damn hard before hiring a drunken illegal alien driver to get behind the wheel of one of his concrete mixers; a jail sentence that loomed over his head would have deterred him, even if the illegal alien slipped across the protections (hahahaha) at the border. And for your reference, TWENTY FIVE AMERICAN CITIZENS DIE EVERY DAY AT THE HAND OF AN ILLEGAL ALIEN. This is not a cooked up statistic by some whacko group; it is a statistic compiled and verified (and I'll give you by exactly what agency tomorrow). Are you or your children next?