Those are lyrics from one of my favorite songs by The Stone Roses, and in this story, the words couldn't be more accurate. MWB presents to you Sara Carter, reporter for the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin. She is the taller, hot blonde on my left (for you spacially challenged, she is simply on your right as you look at the screen). MWB Salutes Sara, the reporter who uncovered the story of the persecution of Ignacio "Nacho" Ramos and Jose Compean. She went to El Paso, Texas presuming that she couldn't possibly have the story right; that the outright persecution just couldn't be as bad as it sounds. Upon arriving, interviewing the Department of Justice's Assistant US Attorney General Bitch Debra Kanof (keep calling her at (915) 534-6884 and telling her what a mockery she makes of the word "Justice"), upon interviewing Jose & Ignacio (Nacho), she found the story as appalling as it really is, and for that, she is my heroine. See, the liberal media cocksuckers at the LA Times would have found a way to spin the guys guilty, no matter what overwhelming evidence to the contrary they uncovered. Sara is an MWB heroine because she did what a reporter should do, and that's ucover the story, remove the biases, and report as-is. Thank you Sarah! Largely because of you, these guys have a fighting chance. No paper in their hometown supported them, no other paper in California brought this story to the fore, and once you wrote your story, a John and Ken Show listener sent it to them, and as the top-listened-to drive-time show in Los Angeles with over one million listeners in LA alone, PLUS Riverside, Orange, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties, these guys have A LOT of support now. Let's hear it for Rockstar Sara A. Carter....

Just as tsls commented in the previous story, The John and Ken Show on KFI held a rally of sorts for the Border Patrol agents who have been outright persecuted by our government and now face twenty years in prison for shooting a drug dealer in the ass. Well of course, this story goes to Michela's core and Michela did not miss this rally. This story is a perfect representation of what happens when governments are run unchecked; they have so much power over innocent lives. And they can have a certain machination that doesn't stop once it's put into motion, even when all available evidence indicates that the machine should be stopped. I find it difficult to convey in words how every single aspect of this story demands outrage, but here's a go.

The bare essentials: 1: One Border Patrol agent was sent to investigate the fact that underground sensors planted by our government had been tripped. Another (Nacho), interrupted his lunch at the main station to go back up the situation 2: The first agent was in a scuffle on the ground with the suspect who tripped the sensors; shots were fired. The suspect had ditched a large white van. Due to the location at the border and the van used by the suspect, there was little doubt they were dealing with a drug dealer, and drug dealers along the border are typically well-armed. 3: The second agent pursued the suspect, who had managed to escape from the first agent. 4: The second agent believes he sees the suspect turn around to fire a weapon; he fires in self defense and hits the suspect in the ass. 5: The suspect continues fleeing and gets into Mexico. 6: The drug dealer has a mommy who knows the mother of a border patrol agent in Arizona. Follow this? 7: She calls this other border patrol agent's mommy, who calls her son, who calls some internal affairs type bureau now a part of Homeland Security. 8: Homeland Security sends a precious resource into Mexico to interview the drug dealer. 9: The drug dealer claims he was unarmed, and attempting to surrender when the agents tracked him down and shot him in cold blood (in the ass). Are you convinced? 10: Homeland Security pursues the charges against our Heroes.

The "Case" against the Heroes: 1: The agents attempted to kill the drug dealer in cold blood, for no reason. No reason whatsoever; never mind the drug dealer had tripped underground sensors in an area well known to be traversed used by drug dealers. 2: The agents failed to fill out some paperwork on time.

The facts: 1: The agents were convicted mostly on the testimony of the DRUG DEALER! 2: The van was ultimately found to have 748 pounds of marijuana, a street value of $4,000,000. Anyone believe the guy was unarmed and defending this booty with his pinky fingers? 3: Ignacio Ramos, the agent who fired his weapon in self defense, was nominated for agent of the year in 2005, so according to our Department of "Justice" (don't make me laugh), this agent went from creme of the crop to rogue manhunter in less than one year. 4: Ignacio Ramos, the agent who fired his weapon, had fired his weapon only one other time in his 10 yeras on duty. That was in 1996 under very similar circumstances. So according to our Department of "Justice", this agent went from not firing his weapon more than one time in 10 years to a rogue and murderous man just like that ('snap'!). Anyone believe that? 5: Both Heroes are veterans of the United States Navy. 6: The case was tried in El Paso, a pro-open borders town. The chances for a fair trial (we'll get back to why there was a fucking trial in the first place in a few minutes) were about the same as getting a conviction for OJ in Downtown Los Angeles. It was the OJ jury in reverse, as stated by the head of the Friends of the Border Patrol. I can't even begin to describe my disgust. I met Mrs. Ramos. I met Mr. Ramos. There have never been two finer human beings, and I pride myself on my ability to size people up. These are hometown folks, they are the parents of THREE children. Their youngest boy was subject to the front ends of rifles and shotguns as he anwsered the door late in the night when something akin to a goddamn SWAT team was sent to arrest these men, Veterans of the US Navy, ten-year veterans of the Border Patrol. The Attorney General in San Diego puts out some lame press release about how we have to let drug dealers captured along the San Diego border because there are so few resources to prosecute them. But I guess we have enough resources to give IMMUNITY to drug dealers and to PROSECUTE UNITED STATES Border Patrol agents. Final note...the drug dealer is suing the United States for $5,000,000. I'd bet that same $5 mil on the fact that this whole charade was framed for the purpose of filing this lawsiut, and the Evil Dilberts at Homeland "Security" (I just can't write those words together without my stomach turning) played right into their hands. Perhaps they're in on the scheme. Does anyone feel safer now that a drug dealer has immunity and two Veterans of the United States Navy and the US Border Patrol might go to prison for twenty years?

Do you feel safer now? No? Say a big thank you to the following:
US Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, (202) 353-1555 Prosecutor of our Heroes
Assistant U.S. Attorney Debra Kanof, (915) 534-6884 Defender of this outrageous policy
US President George W. Bush, (202) 456-1111

PLEASE CALL THESE ASSHOLES AND TELL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HOW MUCH SAFER YOU FEEL!

And for one final, final note, according to the official Department of "Justice" website, the prosecutor of this case has the official title of "Chief, Major Crimes." Then BITCH, why weren't you going after the major criminal, the DRUG DEALER? This case sickens me so much I can't even think about it anymore.
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Read all about it In the last few weeks, I've been begging my friends to sign an online petition (at Grassfire.org), and to call the White House (at 202-456-1111) and to fax the White House (202-456-2461) to help two border patrol agents who were prosecuted for shooting an illegal alien drug dealer in the butt. These pleas are to help obtain a presidential pardon from George W. Bush, as these two heroes--defenders of the borders of our great Nation, the fathers of three children each who will be left fatherless--face up to 20 years in prison for this shooting. They were, by and large, convicted of ridiculous paperwork offenses. In my emails, I noted that CHILD RAPISTS get less time in prison than these heroes will get for shooting an illegal alien drug dealer in the butt. This news story is the proof; proof that this nation is near death. No Great Nation can survive if it persecutes the innocents and defends the guilty. In this article, you will see a judge defended the rights of a child molester who abused a small girl for several years. He defended this monster's right to treatment. Who is defending the rights of the innocent child? When our own so-called "Homeland Security" agency can trample the rights of American Heroes protecting and defending the borders of our country as called for in our original Constitution, who is safe? If these heroes, Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos, can be persecuted for a constitionally justified action, we should all be afraid. The illegal alien drug dealer was protected, given immunity, medical treatment. The American Heroes face twenty years without their children, their wives. The child rapist in this article got two months. SIXTY DAYS for RAPING A 6 YEAR OLD CHILD. This, I believe, signifies the death of the United States of America. A death not wrought by terrorists or global warming or comets, but by an indefensible mockery of Truth, Justice, and the original American Way.

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Read all about it Got boobs?

"The breasts are so sexualized."

That's a statement that earns an award for the biggest "DUH!" Homer Simpson could muster. If you want to breast feed, in public, you can bet someone's gonna want to get a peek at your titties. Even I would. I don't know why. It's just the way it is. We love boobs. Straight chicks love boobs. Gay chicks love boobs even more. Straight guys think boobs are the best thing since putty tats. Gay guys...well, there's your exception honey. If you want to dine and breastfeed and not feel "sexualized", go to a gay bar and feed away. But be prepared to have a line of guys in coordinated clothing saying, "Eew!" People loved boobies long before wine, beer, and Coors commercials with twins. So get used to it. Okay folks, let's get real...maybe "the breasts" are too sexualized. You be the judge.

The religion of peace gives us more vile, violent, virulent, vacuous, and vitriolic demonstrations of their love for mankind. Tell me again Mostafa how wrong I am to say that Islam has a widespread under (and OVER) current of hate and violence.

Note: photos taken at an Islamic demonstration in London, England.

Read all about it Google has so much cash laying around, the SEC might need to regulate it as a mutual fund. You know I had the same problem myself, then I married and divorced a bloodsucking creature that anthropologists had previously failed to classify. I no longer have that problem.

Read all about it A mother of two small children in Florida had bats flying around her apartment, which is bizarre enough in itself. Bats? Have YOU ever had multiple BATS flying around your house? This mother of the year refuses rabies vaccinations for the children. Several years ago, a guy out in the middle of Nowheresville corralled a single bat in a bag to get it out of his shed, and later died an agonzing rabid death. He had been very slightly scratched by the bat and didn't realize it. So say again why you'd refuse vaccinations when you had several bats flying around your Florida apartment...we SoCali folks are confused. (Confusion clears as readers note this all takes place in Florida...)

Read all about it This is an absolutely fascinating article. It talks about how the moon is drifting away from the earth at about 1.5 inches a year. Okay, what goddamn SUV is causing this! Which capitalist pig! We must stop this, NOW! Our universe isn't supposed to change! Not one inch, not one degree! Humans must intervene to stop this madness! Wait, didn't human intervention cause this? Forget humans intervening. Call in the mules! The elephants! The rhinos! To hell with humans! If you applied the logic of global warming parrots to the movement of the moon, we'd have to get rid of all SUVs and humans and go do something about this shift. But it gets better...according to scientists, probably the same ones who tell us humans are going to destroy the earth if the average temperature rises by 5 friggin degrees (no kidding, this is the worst case scenario the chicken littles can offer), we shall all perish. Those scientists are telling us unless we can push the earth away from the sun, at some point it will incinerate us when it "swells into a red giant." Huh? Earth is going to be cooked to fairy dust by the swelling red giant of a sun and they wanna take away my SUV? Doesn't this mean that it is possible the SUN has changed the heat it sends to earth, even if very subtly, as it prepares to swell into a red giant? Or shouldn't we all just live for today ! mama mia....

And that's just all there is to say. It sucks, sucks SUCKS! Was it designed by a twelve year old 35 years ago? That's how bad it sucks. It cannot be described, how much it sucks. Why an enterprise such as the one I work for would find any reason to still use this piece of shit also cannot be described or explained. TO HELL WITH LOTUS NOTES AND EVERY DEVELOPER WHO EVER WORKED ON THE GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!