Read all about it All crocodiles are bad-asses, IMHO. But even amongst the bad-ass crocodiles, this guy has got to be the baddest ass of all. This crocodile attacked a chainsaw being used by a worker to clear debris after those gnarly storms swept through Austrailia, and not only did the bad-ass croc not get hurt, he disabled the chainsaw permanently!! Now THAT'S a croc!

Read all about it This is "beautiful" justice, if ever there were such a thing. A super model bitch-slaps a flight attendant while coming to the US on a special no-visa program will be sent right back on the plane to Amsterdam. Damn! I'm not sure that's just punishment, but since this princess has been sitting in Miami Dade County Jail awaiting her deportment, that's just humiliation. We just like knowing the super beautiful, super rich don't get away with this stuff. Besides, having your pic posted on CNN.com looking like this....

is almost cruel and unusual... but she deserves it, yes she doth! Even MWB in its drunkenest brawls never bitch-slapped a flight attendant, and believe me you, they deserve it sometimes!

Read all about it The FDA has approved medications that cause heart damage (Fen-Fen, Vioxx), medications that relieve symptoms in a very small number of people, medications that cause permanent dizziness, medications that cause liver damage, psychotic episodes, ad naseum (totally intended). But they think medical marijuana has "no sound scientific studies supported medical use of marijuana for treatment in the United States." Have any leaders of the Fucking Dumb Asses looked at the side effects of ibuprofen? Aspirin? ALCOHOL? Who the hell are the Fucking Dumb Asses to tell someone pot doesn't help them at all, and worse, it "adversely impacts concentration and memory, the lungs, motor coordination and the immune system." I'll admit I've never met a pot smoker who was sharp while smoking pot, but try giving an IQ test to someone on Vicodin, morphine, codeine, OxyContin for christ's sake. OxyContin might well be one of the most addictive substances ever created (worse than heroin), with such a dangerous withdrawal that it can only be done safely under medical supervision in a hospital. Further, when said pot smokers weren't smoking pot, they seemed quite sharp and for all intents and purposes, quite functional. Find yourself a regular OxyContin user. Take their drugs away, and try to say the same thing. Fucking Dumb Asses!

MWB isn't a supporter of this war. But this is an interesting analysis (thanks Frenchie): There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost; an average of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost; an average of 18,334 a year. d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From '65-'75, 58,000 lives were lost; an average of 5,800 a year. f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions. g. In the years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. h. It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation. i. We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records. j. It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick k. It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida.

Read all about it That's going to make me keel over in full shock. Some bimbo took a job to work in the creative room where the "Friends" sitcom is written and she says the dialog amounted to harrassment against women? What completely illogical nincompoop could have actually thought she had a case there? I hope this cost her kajillions in legal fees, and that her flesh-colored control tops bind her uptight ass so much she stays on the couch--watching Sesame Street (if she can handle the idea that a hand might be up that puppet's ass). And the California Supreme Court correctly ruled against her. I'm still flabbergastermeistered.

Read all about it The bikini is 60 years old today. As long as we don't have to see a bunch of 60 year olds in bikinis to mark the day, we're happy to celebrate it here.

Read all about it I just can't believe a person could think this way in the 3rd millenium. In the 10,000th years of human beings walking the earth, some of these "people" are barely out of Neanderthaland and still just want to pillage and murder other human beings. Another gold star to the fucking religion of peace!

Read all about it An entire country has surrendered to a passel of ne'er do wells. I wonder if there was a white flag to be found in all of Frawnce to "mark" the end of labor reforms. They've thrown in so many towels, and they rarely bathe, so my guess is...non!

Read all about it What an absolute travesty that these 'people' can be so deluded by religious grandiosity they are quite content to murder innocent people while they pray. I guarantee this; you start bathing their body parts in pig's blood after they detonate themselves, this will end tomorrow. While unable to verify this just yet, but MWB has read off-hand that homicidal attacks on Jewish schools in Israel ended when they put pigs in the schoolyards. What a simple solution to a grizzly problem caused by maniacal fruitcakes.

But all MWB girls know what this is really for!! A USB "eye" massager. Girls, get your "eye" massager now! Plug it into your PC and watch your boss' furrowed brow just melt away...