Read all about it That's going to make me keel over in full shock. Some bimbo took a job to work in the creative room where the "Friends" sitcom is written and she says the dialog amounted to harrassment against women? What completely illogical nincompoop could have actually thought she had a case there? I hope this cost her kajillions in legal fees, and that her flesh-colored control tops bind her uptight ass so much she stays on the couch--watching Sesame Street (if she can handle the idea that a hand might be up that puppet's ass). And the California Supreme Court correctly ruled against her. I'm still flabbergastermeistered.

Read all about it The bikini is 60 years old today. As long as we don't have to see a bunch of 60 year olds in bikinis to mark the day, we're happy to celebrate it here.

Read all about it I just can't believe a person could think this way in the 3rd millenium. In the 10,000th years of human beings walking the earth, some of these "people" are barely out of Neanderthaland and still just want to pillage and murder other human beings. Another gold star to the fucking religion of peace!

Read all about it An entire country has surrendered to a passel of ne'er do wells. I wonder if there was a white flag to be found in all of Frawnce to "mark" the end of labor reforms. They've thrown in so many towels, and they rarely bathe, so my guess is...non!

Read all about it What an absolute travesty that these 'people' can be so deluded by religious grandiosity they are quite content to murder innocent people while they pray. I guarantee this; you start bathing their body parts in pig's blood after they detonate themselves, this will end tomorrow. While unable to verify this just yet, but MWB has read off-hand that homicidal attacks on Jewish schools in Israel ended when they put pigs in the schoolyards. What a simple solution to a grizzly problem caused by maniacal fruitcakes.

But all MWB girls know what this is really for!! A USB "eye" massager. Girls, get your "eye" massager now! Plug it into your PC and watch your boss' furrowed brow just melt away...

Read all about it And that they "deserve" lots of money. My experience was that most teachers I had were baffoons, at best. Asshole baffoons at worst. This article shows how at least some of them are a bit of both.

Read all about it A dude who spent years as a Sinn Fein leader was really a British spy. And, again, why is anyone "shocked" the Irish tortured and shot him? After all.... "During its 27-year campaign, the IRA's internal security unit tortured scores of IRA members suspected of passing information to British intelligence. Typical IRA methods included applying electric shocks, and administering cigarette burns. Those who admitted informing had their confessions audiotaped before being shot in the head; their bodies were usually dumped -- naked and with hands tied behind their backs -- on rural roadsides."

Read all about it Once again, Frenchie edifies MWB by bringing us the news that OJ Simpson is tracking down the "real killer", Osama. Or maybe it's the Democrats...they're gonna find him for sure, since all the military minds on the task today are obviously inferior to the Afghanistani cave sleuths in the Democratic party. MWB personally feels much safer. Thanks for the news, Frenchie. No more diving for the white flags in the gym, k?

Read all about it That's right Frenchie; next time you get so ticked off at your wife you feel like you've got steam coming out of your ears, maybe it's because you DO! You've gone and set yo bad self on fire to teach her a lesson! Now, I wonder if one could get someone to skip the 3rd degree burn ward, and just have them to swallow cyanide. Not that I have anyone in mind that would want to spite me...but if there was such a person, I'd like a cleaner, more effective self-whacking method.