Read all about it Well, probably not. But if you have a few minutes to spare, this is such a heartwarming story. The synopsis is that a woman saw a little girl alone in a convenience store who looked haunted, scared, something; the woman's instincts told her something was wrong. She took the license plate of of the creepy dude who drove the girl away, called 911, then local authorities, and even America's Most Wanted. When they did nothing, she drove 300 miles back to the convenience store a week later and begged them to let her watch the surveillance tape from the day she saw the girl. While watching the tape, a local cop walks in, he's pursuaded to look into it further, and voila, the girl was not supposed to be with the cretins who were keeping her, the creepy dude was a convicted child molester and they were molesting her, and the child has been saved. I love this story, and I have to keep the dark reality cloud away that this poor child has been saved for the moment but most certainly has a real tough life ahead of her. The next invention should be the ability to wipe out horrifying childhood memories, I tell ya'. And while we're at it, when the FUCK are we going to learn these godforsaken monsters do not rehabilitate. To stop this cycle of evil against children, they should just be thrown into one big pit of 50 with enough food to feed 40. That'd take care of them, and society.

Read all about it Brett Affleck brings us a beauty today. A German newspaper "inadvertently" ran a 1/3 page advertisement for E.ON, a worldwide energy company, with a tag line that said, "The Gas of Tomorrow." Unfortunatley, a big story on the "the gas of yesterday", the Nazi extermination of European gypsies, was the other 2/3 of the page. That just could not have been an accident. Those silly krauts...

Read all about it Now maybe I've been watching too much Sopranos, but if you chop a body into bits, there is an awful lot of blood sprayed around. Prosecutors contended this Dominatrix (remember, Sex Sells so we're gonna post a lotta Sex here) chopped a guy--eh hem, a client--up into bits after he had a heart attack during a 'session' (she must be good, eh?). But they found no forensic evidence and didn't videotape her alleged confession AND they kept no notes. This sounds like a tall tale to me. We do give the prosecutor a B+ for effort; he donned the black hood and feigned being tied to a some S&M equipment during the trial. I think he was just a little too comfy in that setting but whatever. Justice was served!

Read the First MWB Post MediaWatchblog turned one year old on January 26th, 2006. Oh I know, there were 4 billion blogs out there by then, and there are about 12 billion now (thanks to MySpace, eBlogger, and the like). But we have the absolute kewlest domain name, the two hottest chicks (Marla and Michela), and single hottest Ben Affleck twin (Brett, if he ever graduates from law school) powering this motor. AND, I think we're up to about 25 readers. Those juvenile MySpace blogs, like, I'm so sure! have 25 readers too, but they're all in Algebra class at 3 p.m. Marla and I are sipping pina coladas and nibbling bon bons delivered to us by the hot cabana boy from Northern Italy (where they actually bathe) by 3 p.m. So it's an entirely different demographic. Our first posts were, shall we say, a bit heavy. Then we realized that sex is what really sells (click here to see more about sex) and besides, we've just been quite busy, haven't we Marla. It's hard working being a social flutter-by... So Happy Birthday MediaWatchBlog! Not only are not even 29 yet, we've got 28 years to go and we've already had a facelift!

Read all about it What kind o' sissy gets his knickers all knotted up around his nuts just because a teacher made him sit on the floor for wearing a football jersey. Come ON now bro', show some Elway-style fortitude. Sit on that there floor and take yer damn quiz with pride for taking one for the team. And we didn't mean in the butt, either bro'. Don'tcha start shakin in yer shoes again...

Read all about it Hillbilly handed us words like "WhitewaterGate", and "TravelGate", and "MonicaGate", and "UgliestdaughterontheplanetGate" and she has the nerve to call this administration corrupt? Not only that, she has the nerve to stand in front of a church and call an administration with a Latino Attorney General, a black Secretary of State, and numerous others, a plantation? She has the audacity to say this administration failed the Katrina victims as billions and billions and billions pour into this area which was ultimiately failed by those responsible for its protection? And the sheep listening to this claptrap didn't ask her why Billary's entire cabinet was whiter than the folds of her fat ass, eh? Too bad.

Read all about it It's really unbelievable that there are not more headlines all over the place on how the NFL referees did everything but spike the Pittsburg gatorade jug with qualudes to hand Indianapolis this playoff game. There's a little talk hither and thither about the most ridiculous call ever made in NFL history (as in this article, the overturn of the interception), but there were numerous issues with the refereeing of this game. Bad ball placements, not calling penalties on Indy, and, in spite of all that, the Steelers still won. San Diegans all over rejoiced. San Diegans may be a bunch of sun bleached, half-baked stoners with fewer brain cells left than an ameoba, but they never forget slight to the home team (click here to read all about Peyton's punkass brother.)

Read all about it So some of those fatties out there are just fine being the way they are. Well duh, if they weren't, they'd probably do something about it. What the media, politicians, et al, don't seem to understand with any sort of consistency is that people can and should be able to live their lives exactly as they damn well please. That includes smoking, drinking, drugging, and getting/staying fat-ing. And they can be goddamn happy about it, too, even if this study or that study (Click Here to Read Another Study 'bout the Doomed Lives of Fatties), or some agendized jerk-off from the Center for the Public Science Institute says you're gonna DIE if you don't follow the dietary guidelines to a T. Ya, you're gonna die three months earlier in that nice nursing home (that's what the other studies show; if you follow all this dietary guideline crap to a tee you'll, on average, live three whopping months longer in your diapers). So why don't those busy-bees just go study why cats hallucinate when you put LSD into their cat food. It's more interesting.

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...or do they? It's an unofficial assumption that couples who partake in three-some-ing are going to find themselves solo flyers, most of the time. Or, the subsequent relationship will be sicko; just like many abused don't leave their abusers, it doesn't make the relationship happy or healthy just because it has been sustained. Soooo, there's a $100 bet on this one friends, family, guests and everyone else who ever made it to this blog. If you bring a third someone into the bedroom, are ya' gonna be able to go on from there and be happy happy happy? Are ya' gonna be jealous, suspicious, fearful the new family addition will wreck your life more than a puppy wrecks the carpet? Are ya' gonna have to forever escalate the sexual accoutrements (read leather and no lace) to be satisfied in the beddie bye room? Or do ya' just go wow that was great we'll make it an annual event and go about your happy ways... Michela's got a c note riding on the it-will-ruin-a-happy-relationship-in-some-way-shape-or-form opinion. David's got the same c note riding on the it-won't-harm-if-all-agreed-to-begin-with opinion. Reliable, researched information on this topic is difficult to locate; attempts to google for hard facts (so to speak) simply return a slew websites that either promote the swinging lifestyle or assure you that Christianity has the answers to your sinful ways. Michela's supposition is based on intuition and the experienced mind of Dr. Drew. We need popular opinion.