...or do they? It's an unofficial assumption that couples who partake in three-some-ing are going to find themselves solo flyers, most of the time. Or, the subsequent relationship will be sicko; just like many abused don't leave their abusers, it doesn't make the relationship happy or healthy just because it has been sustained. Soooo, there's a $100 bet on this one friends, family, guests and everyone else who ever made it to this blog. If you bring a third someone into the bedroom, are ya' gonna be able to go on from there and be happy happy happy? Are ya' gonna be jealous, suspicious, fearful the new family addition will wreck your life more than a puppy wrecks the carpet? Are ya' gonna have to forever escalate the sexual accoutrements (read leather and no lace) to be satisfied in the beddie bye room? Or do ya' just go wow that was great we'll make it an annual event and go about your happy ways... Michela's got a c note riding on the it-will-ruin-a-happy-relationship-in-some-way-shape-or-form opinion. David's got the same c note riding on the it-won't-harm-if-all-agreed-to-begin-with opinion. Reliable, researched information on this topic is difficult to locate; attempts to google for hard facts (so to speak) simply return a slew websites that either promote the swinging lifestyle or assure you that Christianity has the answers to your sinful ways. Michela's supposition is based on intuition and the experienced mind of Dr. Drew. We need popular opinion.

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Read all about it Last week at Tookie Monster Williams' funeral, Jesse the Whore Jackson stood at the pulpit and declared that white people don't do anything when the victims are black (Tookie Monster's victims were not black, ergo, the reason for his execution). He said, "We just count the bodies." Well, Jesse the Whore, where are you in Wisconsin, when this wonderful husband, father, and grandfather was beaten so horribly he is barely recognizable? Where is your outrage over the mobs of youths who did this to him? Why are you YOU not castigating the parents who let these wild animals roam the streets and victimize, yes, fellow blacks? You're not counting the bodies of black victims...you don't even bother.

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Read all about it There are very few examples of Christians and Jews running around this world with machetes hacking up four Muslim schoolgirls, simply for being Muslim. Maybe even zero examples. Oh sure, Christianity has a helluva history. Crusades, slavery in the early colonies of the United States, mistreatment of Native Americans. A) The Crusades was a thousand fucking years ago. The world was a dark place in the Dark Ages, that's why they call them the Dark Ages. Clear on A? Proceed to B. B) It was a humble Christian woman named Harriet Beecher Stowe who wrote Uncle Tom's Cabin which brought serious momentum to the anti-slavery sentiment. Has anybody heard one peep out of the Muslims to end massacres? Have you seen the book Mohammad Stops the Murder? No? Not written yet? Where's the reform movement to end this slaughter? Clear on B? Proceed to C) C) Same as B...by and large, Christians were not supportive of this mistreatment, they were complacent. Just like modern Muslims. And there hasn't been a country in this world who has kindly treated the indigineous peoples; not holier-than-thou Canada, not Australia, not France...ever heard of Haiti? Know why they speak French there? End of story.

Read all about it Kids are the bearers of influenza (and most other) disease, and yet the screwballs at Walmart and the black/white government non-thinkers think it's so freekin' important to throw me and the chihuahua out of Walmart. Well honestly, no loss. But STILL...

Read all about it Leftist to the max as usual, the standard media is reporting that the Stanley Tookie Monster Williams funeral was just one big fucking love-fest for all walks of life. Rich people, movie stars, Jesse the Whore Jackson (then again he wouldn't miss the opening of a soda can as long as he could get his picture taken). All these walks of life just holding hands, singing kumbaya in "unity" over the loss of a truly inspirational monster. A murderer. It's such bullshit. The Thugs of the Nation of Islam had to break up some gangbangers flashing signs at each other. The police had to keep rival gangs separated. I can't stand it when the media lies. Lies lies lies. The headline link on CNN said "Stars and gangsters unite at Tookie Williams funeral." There was no "uniting"...it was just another day used and abused by media whores like Jackson to stand at a pulpit and make false claims and decidedly divisive remarks. In addition to the street battle, Whore Jackson stood there and stated as fact that blacks are only prosecuted when they kill whites, blacks killing blacks, "nothing" happens says Whore Jackson, we just "count the bodies." That's some Unity they had goin' there today. How could CNN and all the other pinko leftist shitbag media outlets not mention this, nor question, nor counter with valid statistics, such a lie? The only thing these Whores are uniting are sheep. Sheep too lazy to find out the facts for themselves. Sheep too eager to blame their pitiful state in life on Whitie.

Read all about it This is one of the most depressing things I've read. I remember the last time I saw the stomach-turning sight of a very dazed and stoned prostitute. I felt a wave of gratitude that whatever it was in this woman's past, a past likely much darker and more traumatizing than simple drug addiction, it wasn't my past. I had the good fortune to avert the horror which leads to a person such a life. I think too often we dismiss them, and the reason for the state of their current lives as drug addiction, but I know and have known a lot of drug addicts, and nary a one became a street prostitute. For those who do stumble into that life, sure, that's where it ended. Drug addiction, prostitution. But where did it start? Reading this article, I think, Jesus Christ, what lies in store for these children? Their parents, every adult in their such young lives has sold them into sexual slavery, how can they recover? This is a rare time you'll see Michela say, dear god, just pray for these pour souls, and the others like them who have not been rescued.

Marla brings us a rational pre-holiday story...Read all about it Morgan Freeman has given us the only sensical musings outta Hollyweird since...since...well, since ever. But these sound observations get less press than the groundhog shadow. Oh well, that's what we're here for.

Read all about it Hillbilly the Hag Clinton vs. Rudy the 9/11/01 hero Giuliani It'll be like... Tom the Wimp Green vs. Mike Tyson Kirstie the Fat Actress Allie vs. Pam Anderson Al the Bore Gore vs. Howard Stern Bring it ON!