Read all about it Mexican President Vicente Fox has proclaimed the US decision to expand the border fence "disgraceful and shameful" and a violation of human rights. SOOoooo, the fact that Mexico is so corrupt these poor souls who risk life, limb, and family savings to come to the United States across dangerous deserts because they cannot find work in Mexico, the fact that they can't enroll their children in schools, the fact that they can't get medical care because Mexico is essentially a bankrupt, pathetic country that should really be very rich because it has as many or more natural resources as the United States, THAT'S not shameful? And our attempts to prevent our beautiful and pristine California countryside and coastline from being overrun by millions of poverty-stricken people from a corrupt country IS?

Read all about it Luddites around the world unite. Technology and advances in modern medicine are rapidly closing in on you. Those of you who long for the good ol' days when we didn't have cars, homes which trounced on the habitats of tick mice, and it was soooo coooold it killed off the prehistoric world (we hate global warming, after all), you'll hate this story. This poor girl is being cared for in the Western World, free of charge. Why? Because our lives have gotten so good, we have something left over after a long day toiling, and we're willing to share. Not like in Haiti, where this poor child couldn't catch a Taxi, never mind proper medical treatment.

I tried to avoid any comments on this Tookie Monster Williams nonsense because it became such a media whorefest there wouldn'ta been enough condoms in the Western Hemisphere if it involved screwjobs of the sexual type. Media whore Jesse Jackson, Snoopy Dogg Dogg, Jamie Foxx, and the other usual Hollyweird P-Fers all whored around this loser Tookie Monster Williams. And Barbara Becknell, the fleabag chick who woulda' banged Tookie Monster but for that little imprisonment problem due to his murdering FOUR people and BRAGGING about it. But for that... And to see that the 'standard' media outlets, you know the ones, LA Times, NY Times, the pink-papered rag in San Francisco, lacked of any semblence of accurate reporting throughout this, as they stumbled over their own long, lying noses to whore around with the above whore-mongering list, well, it's enough to make you wanna burn the Hollywood sign down for-ever. Nobody I know has all day to sort through the BS, so I'll just give you some highlights: San Francisco Chronicle reproted that "Los Angeles shock jocks" were booed as they shouted "Kill Tookie! Kill Tookie!" This is an absolute fabrication. The show in question, the John and Ken show, has 5 hours of show tapes which prove this never happened. No reporter present at the execution asked why Snoopy Dogg Dogg and Jamie Fox were absent. Why? They were at a party for NFL player Terrell Owens. I guess their favorite cause was less important than a chance to party with an NFL star. The LA Times didn't mention Tookie Monster's murder for six paragraphs. SIX. His fraudulent Nobel nominations were mentioned first. I'm not in favor of the death penalty, I've said it 100 times. But this, THIS, this revolting display of insanity by people calling themselves anti-death penalty, it's crap. They could give a rats ass about the death penalty, they only care about whitie. THE MAN. And the whoremongering media and all their whores just played directly into these hands. See the real monsters in action, as they nearly assault talk-show host Jay Ziegler who was there asking legitimate questions like, do you know who the victims were? Did you know that Tookie Monster dedicated one of his children's books to someone who hired the killers who then murdered these FOUR people? See for yourself...

Read all about it But then again, maybe this isn't the best example. The gal survived, and so did her unborn baby. But as soon as you get by that nice touchy feely stuff, dear god, you can read about the fractured pelvis, the missing teeth, the "egg-shelled" facial bones, the 21 steel plates. NO THANKS.

Read all about it Interestingly, the slaughter of 20 people by their government over the mere fact that they protested said government doesn't really ring the slightest bell in US media. Yes this is hidden 12 links deep on Yahoo news, but any headlines? Any CNN or Fox or ABC headlines about this? Nein. Proud to wear that Chinese star shirt, you pro-communist pig?      

Read all about it This is the third Sopranos actor to be in some serious trouble. The first was Robert Iler, the actor who plays Tony Soprano's son. He and his real-life friends decided to rob somebody in real-life like a FantasyLand Soprano. Vincent Pastore, the Sopranos ratfink Big Pussy Bumpensiero, beat his girlfriend to a pulp on the freeway then threw her out of the car. And alas, we have escalated to the final scene, murder. Lillo Brancato Jr. is the Sopranos actor who concocted a scheme to murder Tony's nephew Christopher and finds himself murdered instead. He was inovlved in a robbery which left an off-duty cop dead. He, like his TV character and the scheme that went awry, was shot during this ill-fated burglary and, while not dead, is in serious condition. It makes sense I 'spose, when looking for character actors, what better way to get the street thug character than to use, well, a street thug.

Read all about the Orange Line Crashes Read all about the Deadly MLK Hospital That's enough bathroom reading for a food poisoned bulemic. But the short story is that the Orange Line buses in Los Angeles crash a lot, and the Martin Luther King Hospital in Los Angeles kills a lot of people. Los Angeles talk show host Bill Handel, after the latest Orange Line crash, says: "It's the new Arab curse...'May you go on the Orange Line and be taken to Martin Luther King Hospital when you crash!' " Oh man, you gotta be familiar with both situations to just roll on the floor with a sideache.

Go see all about it Fellow software geek and blogger of the universe, Paul English, provides you with a way to bypass those ever-so-annoying computers who answer your calls with his "IVR Cheat Sheet." One of my favorite irritants are the new voice activated responses. "Press or say 1" the nice computer voice says. I hit 1. "I'm sorry, we did not understand your response." I hit 1 again. "I'm sorry, we did not understand your response. Please enter a valid response." I loudly say "ONE" as everyone in the store stares. "I'm sorry, we did not receive your entry in a timely manner. Please call again later." CLICK. It turns out if you have background noise, it goes into recognizing what you say. But whether you say or hit 1, it can't understand you. Screw you CITIBANK! Anyway, he runs down the list of these and other annoying computer phone responses, and how to get to an operator, including bizarre key combinations like #-1-4-4. Oh this guy is a saint.

Marla's got us on our toes today...
Read all about it You're the guys wife. He's bipolar. He's not taking his meds. LET's GO ON A PLANE TRIP! Aw shucks, it's not that long of a flight anyway...

Read all about it Marla reminds us that today marks the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, a date most people don't, in fact, remember. Perhaps our easily forgotten history is why so many of us stand willing to forget that we were totally blameless on the morning of 9/11/01. Oh yes, evil people have their reasons. Yep. Emperor Hirohito had his reasons for Pearl Harbor and subsequently torturing and starving thousands of prisoners of war to death; Hawaii. Stalin had his reasons for murdering 10,000,000 people; as they starved to death in inefficient communist farms, they might revolt against him. Hitler had his reasons for murdering 6,000,000; the Jewish human beings he tortured to death were mere rats that needed to be exterminated. Pol Pot had his reasons for murdering 3,000,000 of Cambodia's best and brightest, and most helpless; a totalitarian communist society needed to be put in place. And Mohammad Atta, and his 18 fellow murderers, yep, they had their reasons for the murder of 3,500 innocent lives on 9/11/01. A political statement. A stance against the United States. All maniacal despots have their reasons. Well we have a stance, too. And we, too, have reasons. And 9/11/01 is the reason for that Patriot missile floating right up the Taliban asses. I hate war. But the Hirohitos, Stalins, Hitlers, Pots, and Attas cannot be loosened upon us without a fight. Remember Pearl Harbor today.