Not only does he look like he was a babe in his prime youth, this Prime Minister calls it as he sees it and doesn't doublespeak like a typical pansy, vote whoring politician. Some highlights: "I remind you that terrorist attacks occurred before Iraq was on the radar screen, and those people who argue that this is really because of Iraq simply ignore those facts." Mr. Howard said the motivation was the same as that which prompted the October 2002 bombing of a nightclub in Bali, where 202 people died, including 88 Australians, which was before the March 2003 US-led invasion of Iraq. Here's a guy with Cajones. He's telling it like it is. 9/11 was before Iraq. Bali was before Iraq. The USS COLE was before Iraq. What I'm having trouble finding in the mamby pamby liberal media are his comments that the attacks are, purely, plainly, simply, due to the extremists' hatred of our free, non-Muslim way of life. He pointed out that Bin Laden's first condemnations of the nation of Australia were after Australia liberated East Timor from the hellish grip of those Muslim nazis. "Should Australia not have done that?" he says. Unfortunately, Prime Minister Howard, the pink ladies of the leftwing no-war-no-matter-what-pig-is-pulling-your-fingernails-off-one-by-one crowd would say, that's right, Prime Minister Howard, you should not have done that. Knowing a bit about the slaughters of East Timor, I doubt its residents feel the way the pink ladies feel. The pinko feminazi crowd signed a statement to Bush about not doing anything about the Taliban, and its oppression of women (never mind Billy Blowjob Clinton didn't do anything about them for 8 years, allowing terrorists to truly organize to the degree they are today). Then, when we did take out the Taliban, they signed something saying NO WAR. You can't win with the alfalfa snorting pink ladies; you just can't win.

Read all about it In-depth analysis on why the politicians' crackdown on over the counter crack (you know the one, cold medicine like Tylenol PM) are ridiculous, knee-jerk (fitting; they're created by jerks) reactions do nothing to help the crystal methamphetemine problem and everything to do with hindering the average person's rights.

I went to see the Tutankhamun exhibit at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, and if any place on earth has worse crowd management than Paris, it is Los Angeles. Here you have 130 unbelievably stunning artifacts from antiquity, and the way they laid them out was as you walked through the various rooms, the artifacts were on two sides of the room. So after you saw the Shabti statuette on this side, you had to battle your way to the scarab necklace on that side. Further, they placed the placards which told you what was what on only one side of the display case; that meant you had to also battle your way to the front of the display case to read what the item was and what its significance was to King Tut. I gave up after two hours of battling haggy old women ("Look Marvin, do you think that glass is thick enough? You know the Michaelangelo statue was destroyed by letting people get too close. Marvin? Do you think it's thick enough? MARVIN?") and snotty children, I finally resigned to read them upside down. Note to selves, LACMA, you could have sold 3x the tickets if you had properly managed the flow of people. But what do you expect from a city that designed and defends traffic flow on Santa Monica Blvd. Angelinos, you know what I'm talkin' bout!

Read all about it The fruit loops are out to scare us to death yet again; a democrat has sounded a "the chemicals are killing us! the chemicals are killing us!" alarm bell. They are citing the presence of flame retardants and plastics in umbilical cords as evidence of our poisoning. The final word by Ms. Slaughter, a Democrat (quelle surprise) after having her own blood tested for the presence of chemicals: "I have auto exhaust fumes, flame retardant chemicals, and in all, some 271 harmful substances pulsing through my veins. That's hardly the picture of health I had hoped for, but I've been living in an industrial society for over 70 years." I have big news for Ms. Slaughter; if she hadn't lived in an industrial society for 70 years, she would have lived to about 35. Maybe 40. Why doesn't Ms. Slaughter travel to Iberia, Nigeria, or other non-industrialized societies for a peak at what it's like not to have clean bottles for her babies, or flame resistant housing and bedding. Or let's send her back in time to see what it was like 200 years ago, without flame retardant and clean baby bottles. She likely would not have survived even ONE year, never mind 70 of them. At least then she'd be dead before she could open her big fat uneducated idiotic mouth and cause everyone who is now living to RECORD LEVELS OF LONGEVITY to pass laws to restrict the creation of clean baby bottles and flame resistant homes and threaten our lives, just as the eradication of asbestos is an undisputed cause of hundreds of deaths in the WTC second tower. Let's slaughter Slaughter before she slaughters US!

Read all about it When an unknown human container* can walk up to you and just blow your head off, or murder you, your boyfriend, and your son so he can rape your daughter, the world just doesn't seem like a place fit for real human beings to habitate. *The MWB definition of murderers who so lack a soul or consicience they cannot possibly be human beings as we define them.

Read all about it Kids are dying from self-suffocation, and the health department types are trying to convince us that we need to warn kids that they can die suffocating themselves. They gave the same warning over the kids dying from inhalants, and a particularly laughable quote came from an ex-inhalent user; "They never told me not to do this. They just warned me about drugs." Are they kidding? The most basic premise of survival is to breathe; a person who doesn't get that can't be warned. The warning itself would sound like Charlie Brown's teacher to such inconceivably judgement-free brains.

Read all about it Now, a truly interesting headline would be Quattrone Enjoying Prison Stay, Wishes Sentence was Longer The real headline is totally un-interesting.

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In the middle of the night Sunday (Monday morning at 3:45 a.m.), a freak accident caused a fire sprinkler head to break off and flood my city flat. It was the sprinkler in my place that broke, and being on the top floor, all homes below me also suffered incomprehensible flood damage. We're sort of back in biz here, the MWB server survived. The MWB writers survived. Nobody drowned (and there was no fire, in spite of the signal of the smoke detector that triggered this disaster).

For some reason the pansy media and the common folk around us continue to grant these satanically inspired homicidal maniacs the moniker of "suicide" bomber. This moniker gives them a sympathetic place in the world, right next to the intractably depressed and incurably ill. These homicidal maniacs do not have even one clipped pinky fingernail on the goal of suicide; they could jump of a bridge were this true. Their whole being, their entire existence, the sole goal and focus of their lives is not to die, but to murder, to commit homicide. Kudos to FoxNews for already doing it...the entire world must stand up and call them what they are. Maybe that would change the mind of those leftwing whores who dismiss their acts as noble or courageous, as Bill Maher once said of our 9/11 homicidal maniacs.