For some reason the pansy media and the common folk around us continue to grant these satanically inspired homicidal maniacs the moniker of "suicide" bomber. This moniker gives them a sympathetic place in the world, right next to the intractably depressed and incurably ill. These homicidal maniacs do not have even one clipped pinky fingernail on the goal of suicide; they could jump of a bridge were this true. Their whole being, their entire existence, the sole goal and focus of their lives is not to die, but to murder, to commit homicide. Kudos to FoxNews for already doing it...the entire world must stand up and call them what they are. Maybe that would change the mind of those leftwing whores who dismiss their acts as noble or courageous, as Bill Maher once said of our 9/11 homicidal maniacs.

MWB doesn't have the political, social, or religious philosophy of the typical Londoner. And that's what makes our world a special one. When Westerners disagree, they usually do not go and bomb one another to bits. They debate. They argue. They vote. But they do not bomb. I was once advised by a friend to get an Irish passport. Since my ancestors are nearly all Irish, my father could get one, I could get one (incidentally, this turned out not to be true). We joked that I would never be a target of the hijackers with an Irish passport. That the middle eastern terrorists feel some kinship with the Irish, repressed as they are by the British, and the battle they have waged against them. I was bemused by this tidbit of the world, a world foreign to most Americans since we live in such a vast, vast place surrounded by food, shelter, all cultures, all religions. All the religions you could name in the whole world have a sect, group, congregation, mosque--we could go on for-eveerrrr--in the US. We don't think of the world in terms of who likes who; the slaughter in Serbia of one group by another, the hacking of life and limbs (literally) by one group on another, just totally foreign to us no matter what Jesse Jackson and his black Mafioso would say. I will never again grin slightly at the prospect of mano-a-mano with middle eastern terrorists. I will never again find it chuckle-worthy that they feel the Irish terrorists are cut from the same cloth, fighting the same good fight. The Irish terrorists who blew up so many people, shot them, bashed kneecaps off, and funded murder are not funny at all. That they could possibly have a kinship with middle-eastern homicidal maniacs is horrifying. I now throw them in the same stockpile; the one worthy of some gasoline and a match. I won't lie and say the US is some harmonious, prejudice free garden of invisible skin color Eden. No way. Yet even amongst the vilest of our racists, civility is the rule of the day. Our most dangerous places are not so because of religion, but poverty and the unchecked disintegration of families who take care of each other. The world is not a perfect place and the US is no exception. But the typical citizen, let's say well over 98% on a conservative estimate, would never agree with the murder of innocents on a subway to prove a point. Quite the opposite with the homicidal maniacs; quite the opposite. We sit here behind our PC monitors and our hearts go out to you. No matter what Britain did or didn't do, no matter how much we hate French people, no matter how two-faced and good-for-nothing we think the UN is, we would never bomb them, we would never murder innocent citizens to prove the point, and nobody, NOBODY, deserves to die in this way except the homicidal maniacs themselves.

Read all about it The Libs push a flavor of social engineering as addicting as anything found in a crack pipe. The ideals promise everything for everyone, an Earth in Nirvana, "balance" (their fave catch phrase), and harmony. Terrorists do not hurt people (unless they're totally provoked, and for no other reason), and 50% of the CEOs are women. How could anyone ever get enough of such an ideal world. Just forget that in the purest form, these ideals are the Lenins ("property is criminal!"), the Stalins (10,000,000 murdered), the Pol Pots (2-3,000,000 murdered), the Fidel Castros (enough said). When they pushed for MTB to be added to California gasoline, at any cost, they got to play both sides of the card when it polluted our drinking water..."See, we TOLD you gasoline was bad! Bad, bad! Bad gasoline!" And nary a peep that the leftists caused this pollution. And when they forced us to start adopting "clean energy" because power plants are "Bad! Bad Power Plants! Bad!", who knew... The implementation of those windmills have killed about 44,000 birds, including hundreds of Golden Eagles. Unfortunately, their talking heads are blaming the bird deaths on "improperly placed" windmills. How convenient. How blind...there is no impact-free way for human beings to live on this planet. Should we all just kill ourselves now? You'd like that, wouldn't you...

Two big smooches to the FoodSaver home vacuum pack machine thingie. We resisted owning one of these things because they are advertised and sold on late-night infomercials of the cheesiest variety. Someone gave us one of these home vacuum pack machine thingies for free, and speaking of cheese, it has saved our precious stock of cheese. For weeks now, it has perfectly preserved our parmesan, brie, gorgonzola, swiss, and our personal fave, the Fog cheese that works out to well over $40 a pound when the best of the best is bought (at Bristol Farms, soon-to-be MWB pick). We're doing an experiment with some crackers; we vacuum packed 6 of them and we're going to bury it on Marla's vast country estate. Results will not be announced in our lifetime (Marla and I would have to admit there is a passage of time and for us, there isn't. So there.). But you know those crackers will be edible in 20 years so get a FoodSaver for yourself and start vacuum packing everything you own. You'll love it!

Get them here My personal favorite? "The Koran, now in Two Ply" I hope they have an extra small. Marla will need one a little bigger, for two different reasons.

We liked the Batman movie. We loved Batman (played by Christian Bale), Michael Caine as the loyal British servant archetype, and Liam Neeson as the good and evil anti-hero. Katie Holmes? We hated her, and webarely realized she was the same silly little girl Tom Cruise drags all over the world. She is as believable in her sincerity as an actor on a Saturday morning tween TV show. She also has a bizarre way of speaking by only moving half of her mouth. We kept expecting the drool to slither out on that corner of her mouth, since it made her look like she has had a recent stroke. Maybe it's all those vitamins she's choking down, as a new "Scien"tologist. The movie was too long, but it was much more entertaining than any previous Batman movie and much MUCH more than Spiderman.

Read all about it This shows why Mexico is so bass-ackwards that little baby children have to beg for handouts and scraps from US tourists at the Tijuana border. This demonstrates that Mexico is so stuck in the quagmire of a previous century that their citizens must escape from the awful-ness of it all by crawling across the border like desperate rats. This explains how Mexico, a nation as rich in natual resources as any nation on the planet, is still so poor it does not have even a 2nd World designation. What is interesting is how much of a pass the liberal media has given Mexico and its leaders over these recent flaps. If anyone in the United States associated with any non-uber-liberal cadre of boobs had said or done anything as stupid as this, they would have been skewered and grilled, shishkabob style.

I'd love to know who made this spoof, they are comedic geniuses. View Video Note: Sound required and not exactly PC

Dr. Laura announced to the world on her international "Dr. Laura" radio program--a radio show with a listenership comparable to Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern--that she will personally invest her fortunes in the hotel project proposed to be built on (what is only temporarily) Supreme Court David Souter's home.

Since the liberal judges have ruled that your property rights are meaningless and the position is indefensible, the liberal media (meaning CNN, MSNBC, ABCNews, et al) are conspicuously missing any meaningful articles on the topic. However a headline pronouncing the fact that the Supreme Court took the case of anti-abortion protests holds a prominent spot on CNN.com. The case won't be heard for about a year. This, however, is BEAU-tee-full: Supreme Court justice faces boot from home? Developer wants 'Lost Liberty Hotel' built upon property of David Souter Read all about it And on non-Communist FoxNews, the story of a little old lady now defenseless against corporate pig developers. Hear that Libbies? Your libbie judges have totally empowered Corporate Pig Big Developer, the ones that chop up the giant redwoods for notebook paper and strip malls. Congrats; taste the bitter pill of your own philosophy. Read all about it