Read all about it Jane Fonda goes blah blah blah about how her 35-year bout with bulimia is due to her desire to be the perfect wife, to be beautiful, blah blah about how all her dreams were destroyed when she became self-aware. While our friend in ultra Communist, ultra egalitarian Hollywood claims it was her desire for perfection that caused her to become bulimic, MWB knows the truth; it's communism that makes one upchuck one's food on a regular basis. After all, it really is enough to make you hack up your lunch, the very idea that anyone in the most class-based society on earth would spout off about esteem (translation: egalitarianism). If you've ever experienced the joys of Hollywoodland (for bloggers in the know, the original Hollywood sign read "Hollywoodland" but when "land" fell down, it was never replaced), you well know you are either an a-list, a b-list, a c-list, or a nobody. You either know somebody, or you should kill yourself. And you hang precariously in one category, always perched by one lost investment, bad movie, or invitation slight to fall one or more categories down. I was in a Hollywood restaurant a few weeks ago, and the humanity on display was enough to make me wanna barf. There was a group of 5 or 6 people in the corner, but the only talker was an animated 35-ish guy dropping names like tarnished pennies... "Dustin said it was the funniest script he'd ever seen!" His audience was rapt. The plebes grouped around this fruit and hung onto every word because he could say things like "Dustin" and "Hilary" and "Clint" and it meant something. Something really important. The waiter had to fawn over these idiots to make sure he did not alienate a FOD (Friend of Dustin). But clearly, he was annoyed. The tone of his voice was degrees more severe than simple sarcasm when he said, "Can I help you?" to the fawning crowd. Witnessing such a display one no longer wonders how Jim Jones came to be. Me, a real nobody, simply sits in the corner trying to enjoy a nice late-night meal after a fabulous trip to the Opera and observes this exchange with the interest of a psychology student. I was quite fortunate, since this was my only chance to be granted entrance to the inner sanctum--a premium a-list attended restaurant on Sunset Boulevard--it was 1 a.m. and the a-listers had moved on to a-list parties. During prime time, my only chance for a booth would be as a FOD (that earns you an automatic letter list designation). Alas, I am not; you recall, I'm a nobody. Knowing this, experiencing this, seeing this, knowing the a- list b-list c-list bullshit, Hanoi Jane makes us laugh when she pleads for young ladies to have self esteem and not to wolf up their lunches in the name of perfection. The world she promotes, the world she lives in, the very world she helped to create and continues to propagate shamelessly promotes stick figure looks and damnation to outsiders. Why would any of the girls at her little talk listen when the alluring twinkle of Follywood beckons?

Read all about it Those words are: single-engine, two-seat, homebuilt, and airplane Since the predictible next word-set is: lost, crash site, human remains, medical examiner. Just words to the wise.

Read all about it The headline is "Social Security not in Crisis, Most Say" but the first sentence is "Most Americans are certain Social Security will go bankrupt but are not ready to embrace changes that would shore up the system's finances..." The headline should be, "Americans too chickenshit to do anything about bankrupt social policies."

Los Angeles radio KFI AM 640 and its "John and Ken Show" brings us Mike Farrell, leftist activist uber ordinary who appeared at Cal Poly Pomona to babble on his opposition with the death penalty. Twenty years ago, four human beings were brutally murdered, and Pig Fucker Farrell and other activists of his ilk have taken up the cause of the murderer [It]. Its execution was stayed one year ago to re-test all the evidence, and to ensure there were no stones unturned under the noose. A year ago, Pig Fucker Farrell spoke out about this case and said racist The Man conspired yet again against The Brother. However, DNA testing and all new reviews of evidence prove once again the convicted killer is The One. The father of one of the murder victims has worked at Cal Poly Pomona for 30 years, and he and his family must have been offended by Pig Fucker Farrell's fervent efforts to spare a murderer (see lefties, we can spell that word too), right in his face, right in his own workplace. These murders were brutal. The killer's identity is not in doubt, not even to Pig Fucker Farrell. He has therefore shifted his arguments against this execution from whitey's conspiracy to calls for human compassion. The evidence, now freshly reviewed and retested, is overwhelming. We should have, he pleads, compassion for the murderer of an entire family and their son's 10 year old friend... He has the nerve to appear at this man's place of business on a key anniversary related to his son's tragic death. I wonder if anyone would continue to fawn over Pig Fucker Farrell if he showed up at, say, Intuit or Bank of America to give a speech for the crowd while the poor father must work away in his cubicle. Here, he gets to use the University as a shield and the leftist activists can pass it off as free speech instead of the inhumane harassment that it really is. For the record, Mediawatchblog is not pro death penalty. And still, we think Pig Fucker Farrell's appearance is worse than poor taste, it's evil and vile and revolting. And isn't it a shame that Scumbag Killer and Pig Fucker Farrell live while the murder victims are still dead. Many, MANY kudos to Mary Ann Hughes, the wife of the Cal Poly employee and mother of his child for countering Pig Fucker Farrell's lack of humanity with a human face. Many Kudos to the John and Ken show for exposing once again just what a Pig Fucker Farrell is. We are not giving any publicity whatsoever to Scumbag Murderer we have named It. However, here is a tribute to the victims: F. Douglas Ryen Peggy Ann Ryen Jessica Ryen, 10 years old Joshua Ryen, 8 years old (survivor) Christopher Hughes, 10 years old (inset)

MSNBC ran the story that France is easing the rules on the 35 hour work-week created by the Socialists in 1998 and implemented slowly thereafter to ease unemployment. Since it has remained either in or near double digits, it hasn't helped. An overview of unemployment rates ending 2004: California (the world's 5th largest economy): 3.1% Japan: 4.4% Ireland: 4.8% UK: 5.0% US: 5.1% Australia: 5.1% Denmark: 5.4% Sweden: 5.7% Italy: 7.2% Canada: 7.3% France: 9.9% Spain: 11.3% Germany: 11.4% Poland: 19.6% Not much commentary required. While all the leftist nutcrackers whine about "free" medical care, perhaps it's good to remember: there is no free lunch. That "free" medical care is paid for by 2x the tax rate and most likely your job. It reminds me of a mildly funny line in a favorite TV show; the glamorous lead pours herself a drink from her well-appointed bar and her villainous visitor asks for one. She replies, "Buy your own." What a concept.

Read all about it Every kid with a taste for thrills has hung onto a car while on a bike, skateboard, roller blades, anything with wheels and no motor. But you hang onto the back end of the car, k? Still not as safe as a day at the library but you won't get run over by the car you are hanging onto. If you fall, see, the car is in front of you. Was this guy hanging onto the grill or what? That's (A). (B) The "kid" was 25 years old! Hopefully he hasn't reproduced yet; otherwise his death was too late to save the gene pool.

Today's crime reports are too much to stomach and nearly too grotesque to repeat. Headline after headline: "Texas couple accused of abusing baby" "NJ woman charged in teen daughter's slaying" "Pair in child torture case return to FL" "Mother admits to starving children" "Woman scalped girl after slight" And from the not-so-distant past: "Woman drowns 5 children in bathtub" "Woman stabs boyfriends teen son to death" "Police say Smith drove car into lake with sons in car seats" The headline Texas couple accused of abusing Baby doesn't even come close to describing the horrors behind it. An XX chromosome devoid of any soul and its equally soul-devoid sperm donor sexually assaulted and broke nearly every bone in their six month old baby's body. SIX months old. Hitler would be proud, since the baby appears to be of Hispanic descent. Before anyone accuses me of racism, note that making Hitler proud is not exactly a compliment... and Mengele could scarcely come up with a more gruesome experiment than what was done to this poor baby. And the mother was there. Scott Peterson became the face of the patriarchy for the liberal feminazis when he murdered Laci. He proved, for all the world, exactly how brutalized women are, Laci being the murdered-pregnant-woman-as-gender-archetype-as-victims-as-anything-else-they-came-up-with-in-gender-studies-class. Proof, proof! women are not safe and men, MEN! are the doers of all evil. He also proved that men, yes, MEN! hold the lock on murder, abuse, mortifying mayhem. One could scarcely change the channel after his arrest without hearing a gender equality professor leftist spew out, "No woman is safe when she is pregnant." Applying nifty lefty logic, the reality is "no child is safe", if there is a woman around. Absurd, of course, but we're just applying the rules equally, as the feminazis claim to demand. Applying the rules equally, we see that women, yes, WOMEN! murder more of their own children than men. That women, yes, WOMEN! are anywhere from complicit to active to the sole participants in heinous acts performed against their own children. That there are women, yes, WOMEN! who serve their own sisters up for rape and murder to their men. Unfortunately, womens' studies programs can--and do--dismiss the realities with yet more patriarchal gender oppression rhetoric. They obstinately stand behind the assertion that men commit all crimes and women are not responsible for any crimes they do commit, were they to commit any crimes. This belief system is (of course) not clearly stated anywhere, because if it were it would sound ridiculous, even to them. It also leaves the belief system virtually immune to real debate and challenge. If I say, "You think it's okay for a woman to drown her five children because her husband was an asshole!" they can say, "We never said that! She was denied treatment". Always an out... Frankly, my new defacto response to "guys are such jerks" is "and women murder more children than men!"... so there! There's enough evil for all chromosomes to share. They contain the makings of a person, but no the soul or conscience or shred of humanity, not one feminine nanoliter's worth. We cannot prevent the carnage documented in today's headlines without acknowledging the root cause. And womens' studies will do more to help "women" (and future women who are children today) if they studied this frightful phenomenon a little more and the Patriarchal Easter Bunny a lot less.

Read all about it The Dems have only one left foot remaining and they want to shoot it off by nominating Hillbilly for the White House '08? The Dems have lost 7 of the last 10 elections and 3 of the last 5. Let's not waste whitespace on the other offices lost, such as Governors and House/Senate seats. Hillbilly gives one speech without igniting a forest fire and suddenly the media lefties sing her '08 songs (and this is Foxnews I'll have all you commies know). Hillbilly has so many Achilles heels, an enterprising news station could do a 24/7 "Hillbilly Mouth and Foot Malfunctions" feature for an entire election. That includes her horrifying behavior during President Bush's speech to the Senate immediately following 9/11 (rolling her eyes, limp-wristed clapping, laughing). To true liberals, for whom history began yesterday, incidents such as this one don't matter. But to the majority, even many Dems, she's an evile leftist in the truest sense. The list is a mile long: Travelgate, 9/1l Speechgate, lying-about-her-daughter's-location-in-NYC-on-9/11gate, Villagegate, and and and. Serve her up Dems! We'd love a shot at her... The Republicans will pick a stunning candidate, such as Giuliani, who will proffer a whopping punch--especially without a serious contender. Edwards is the Dems only chance to eliminate the buffoon factor they have thus far put forth. Gore? Kerry? Hillbilly Clinton? Are they crazy? The Repubs worst choice (if you don't count Bush who has won 2 elections, so...) in decades was Bob Dole, and let's face it; Billary was unbeatable and Dole was a throw-away. As disposable as Republican toilet paper. Why waste a good candidate like McCain on Billary. If Hillbilly gets into the running, watch the vultures circle; they'll just have to glide above the Dems' carcasses until November 2008 and then they'll have quite the feast. If the Dems lose the next election this blogger predicts the Dems will cease to exist as we know them today. Can leftists who went to California public schools spell "Whig"?

Read all about it A "woman" (I use the term because the third and fourth genders required to classify creepy male and female chromasone-containing homo sapiens have yet to be created) marrys a sex offender and sells her home because she lives too near a school? And while $250k won't buy you a parking spot in my hometown of THE OC, in Alabama, it must be the rich part of town. Can you imagine having your investment destroyed by this creepy chick and her sex offending soul mate? And what the hell is someone who "molested young girls" --yes, PLURAL--doing out of prison, period? That's another blog topic...

A Mediawatchblogger on the street reports that a local law enforcement agency (probably the Los Angeles Police Department) is likely consigning police-seized pirated DVD's to auction houses for resale. What's the deal? Let Mediawatchblog tell you... according to our gumshoe blogger, the covers of the DVDs looked damn good. If some poor unsuspecting soul buys them, take them to a swapmeet (which is the likely resource for many enterprising auction attendees trying to make a living), re-sell them, voila! The movie companies have lost another sale to a pirated DVD and the police gain a customer via fines, and the profits from--YES! You guessed it!--consigning the seized property, AGAIN! Pity to the poor unsuspecting auction guy who falls into what amounts to police entrapment. Mediawatchblogger is watching this situation and will provide corruption updates as received.