Read all about it The Recording Industry Association of America mistakenly identified an 83 year-old woman as a music swapping maven and named her in a lawsuit. When she dies after a protracted illness and her daughter sends the death certificate, the best their media baffoon (aka a "Spokesman") can come up with is "[she] was likely not the smittenedkitten" they were seeking. This genius definitely earned his paycheck this week.

Read all about it Why do the Catholics always gasp in terror when the Pope sneezes? He's 84 years old, he sounds terrible, can barely hold his head up, has lived a fantastic life, and is about to go to heaven. What's the tragedy here?

Read all about it Whitebread as they come Laura B is going to somehow work to 'curb' (a laughable goal no matter who leads the charge) gang violence. I'm not even sure I'd recruit Laura B to manage the 'violent books' section of Barnes and Noble (were there such a thing).

Read all about it You gotta love stories of idiots. The ones who do handstands on balconies, drink too much alcohol, and now, water even. Gotta love dead fratboy stories. And for you Pinko, this guy is most likely a red bludded American boy (prounounced with 2 syllables) who voted for Bush. See, foos come in all political affiliations. Except it would seem a lot less likely to die from drinking too much water than saying "gonna shoot me?" to a guy with a gun....therefore the East Coast pompous itch-b still wins the dumb idiot of the week award.

Fatal accident patterns "identified"? Read all about it I have witnessed (and, er, maybe, more than once committed) unsafe maneuvers related to drivers trying to get around the stoners driving slowly in the fast lanes. Okay people, get your lips off the bong, hands on the wheel, and get over. And you stoner vigilantes who think you'll be the gatekeeper of traffic speed, you're a source of justifiable road rage and you are a complete menace to my serenity and to public safety. No mention in this article about those assholes! I'm 100% sure they are 50% the cause of deaths.

Original graphic on the front page of CNN...

Clearly, it reads "HATE of the Union"; crafted with a clever font so the lefty graphic artist can deny deny deny. Gimme a break CNN! I try, really, try hard, to find unfair-ities on Fox, but I haven't found them. CNN serves them to me daily on a fine platter.

The Victoria's Secret parent company recently murmured the possibility of getting rid of their flailing Express/Limited clothing stores after a spate of poor performances, but keeping the wildly successful lingerie/skin care lines. I don't understand how any chick shops at Victoria's Secret, no offense to my dear friend who must have suffered dearly to give me an abfab birthday present. Guys, you're stuck. You gotta go there for the once-a-year obligatory purchase. How are you chicks shopping there _all the time_? The stores are a mess, the lines are long, the available sizes are alternately gigantic stick figure or gigantic blow up doll, they're constantly out of stock on things they should have (like their house brand panty hose or bras), their quality sucks (the first washing of their primo brand bra crumpled the padding like a piece of paper and basically ruined it; subsequent replacements did the same thing), the staff is either permafrost or permadumb, and that's just from the memory of a year ago. Indelible though it is, since it was my experience every other goddamn time I went there to try to get just the simplest thing! And by the way, their perfume reeks! Maybe they waft the air with opium fumes, how else to explain anyone tolerating this lingerie trainwreck otherwise. My undies are off to Nordies, as usual, they always have my size and the staff might be a little dim sometimes but they always, always try hard.

Read all about it Rape, torture, mass killings, but it's still not enough to intervene. What a worthless, ineffective, meaningless, pathetic excuse for an "organization" whose supposed sole reason for existence is to help these situations. Were the UN to have existed in 1942, the Jews still wouldn't stand a chance... Kofi Anan the First, 1942 AD: "Well they're rounding up the homos and retards too, so we can't really call it genocide, exactly. So we can't exactly do anything, really."

Read all about it A professor compares the thousands of innocent victims of the WTC attacks "little Eichmanns" and he still has a teaching job? It's just not that we disagree with his vulgar attitude toawrds innocent lives, but only a complete sociopathic psycho could believe such tripe; hardly a fit candidate for a university professor (just look at the picture for christ's sake). Warning to parents sending their kids off to school; this is the mentality of the university scholar today. For my action-minded bloggers, here's the Colorado State Univesrity at Boulder telephone number, if you want to voice your opinion (I did): (303) 440-9969 If this picture doesn't convince you what a whackjob this "guy" is, nothing I have thus far written will!

Note: CNN had not a single word on this.

Read all about it I really hate to make an example of an otherwise innocent victim, but I can't help myself. I'm sure I'm up for another 2,000 years in pergatory for this one. But only an idiot or a leftist-know-it-all would say something like, "What are you going to do, shoot us?" to a robber who is wielding--what else--a gun pointed at directly at the group comprising the "us" in that question. Thank god the us's weren't all shot, with a mouthing off like that.