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August 30, 2007
Whoever said you can't stop time
California is the 49th state to discontinue the "time lady"... the voice that would tell you what time it is in 10 second intervals. I'm gonna miss that broad...
The last state to offer this service? Nevada... but they're on the way out too as soon as their equipment starts to age as well.
Bye bye time... Hello World!
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (1)
August 25, 2007
Sillys laws from around the world
The best one of all? Let's hear it for blowjob central, Vermont!
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Maybe not the inspirational stuff Maddox was looking for, but a good gut laugh is close to inspirational.
Posted by Michela at 03:52 PM | Comments (3)
August 24, 2007
Just say no to drugs! And HOW!
I found a picture of Amy Winehouse on the internet. For the love of god! Have you ever seen a more demonstrative before/after pic of anyone in your life?
Posted by Michela at 08:09 AM | Comments (3)
August 23, 2007
Our blessing: We live in a place were we can love our mothers and little girls
A quote from this article about the infanticide of female babies in India--due in large part to the sizeable dowries required upon marrige--says it all:
Why pay 50,000 rupees to your new in-laws when you can pay 500 rupees for an abortion?
How sad for the mother highlighted in this story, unable to rejoice at the birth of her precious little girl.
It is stories like these that make me rage when I hear people talk about how awful the United States is, how horrible capitalism is. How horrible Western life is. Yes, how horrible indeed; we love our little baby girls. how horrible.
And if that's not horrible enough, ponder this photograph of a widow in India forced to beg in the streets upon the death of her husband. In many societies in India, a woman whose husband dies is bad luck. They are cast out by the children they raised with all they had, and suffer in loneliness and sadness to the end of their days:
Curse you, Western World, for caring about your baby girls and your widowed mothers.
Curse our cars, our prosperity, our relatively easy life. Curse everything that we have and own; it is evil. Communism, caste systems, poverty... that's the way to make a better life for women and children. I see that now.
Posted by Michela at 04:57 PM | Comments (3)
June 28, 2007
Surprazz Surprazzz Surprazzzz! Men are PIGS!
MWB gives a big hand of applause to the Trojan condom company for airing an ad that might really do some good; highlighting the fact that men are, indeed, just pigs in disguise. Except in this ad, you see the pig, not the disguise, first. It's just a great way to remind women that while the lines might be good, the source of all those words of flattery is really just a pig. So wear a condom already.
Posted by Michela at 08:22 PM | Comments (2)
The demand for freedom and justice continues
On three houses in the flight path of Long Beach airport, Long Beach, CA:
Posted by Michela at 02:41 PM | Comments (6)
June 20, 2007
Cartman says, this is just so awesome
Some drunk guy breaks into a place where Alcoholics Anonymous meetings are held. You can't make this shit up!
Posted by Michela at 08:26 AM | Comments (2)
April 30, 2007
LA Times Sportswriter is a transsexual is not news
Marla-bee brings us this 'news' that a Los Angeles Times sportswriter is a transsexual who is about to undergo the operation.
I mean no offense to eagle-eyed blogger Marla, but this is NOT news. Say again, you say? DUH! All communist manifesto writers at the LA Times are confused!
Posted by Michela at 05:48 PM | Comments (2)
April 29, 2007
Is it Phil Spector? or the endangered aye-aye?
Everyone has now heard of Phil Spector, the uber famous record producer of Gods of Rock such as The Beatles. But does he live a double life? The aye-aye is a very rare creature native to Madagascar. I think the reason it is spotted so rarely is because all aye-aye sightings are really Phil Spector, on brief visits to Madagascar. Think I'm wrong? Can you tell who's who here?
Posted by Michela at 04:24 PM | Comments (5)
April 11, 2007
The History of Math lesson for the day
Update: In Michela's rush to post this absolutely fabulous gem, she (me) failed to properly credit the source, a fellow blogger whose site is http://animatematters.blogspot.com. This fellow blogger properly names his ultimate source... Must love Gore-bee's internet; through this guy's post about that guy's post about another person's post, you know just about all there is to know just by visiting MediaWatchblog.com!!!
Teaching Math In the fifties: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
Teaching Math In the sixties: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
Teaching Math In the seventies: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
Teaching Math In the eighties: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
Teaching Math In the nineties: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)
Teaching Math In 2007: Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100. El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (5)
March 26, 2007
Save the planet! Buy a Hummer!
A million thanks to Frenchie for this one...
Add this issue to the long list of the "things grass eaters do to save the planet that actually hurt the planet more" category. It turns out the energy required to manufacture a Toyota Prius hybrid far exceeds not only the energy required to manufacture a Hummer (by quite a lot), but the overall energy 'footprint' (to borrow from the grasseating lexicon) to manufacture and drive said Prius 100,000 miles exceeds that of a Hummer when driven 300,000 miles. I just love liberals; the Vulcans would never visit earth while Libs are in charge, that's for sure; they couldn't handle the illogic.
Posted by Michela at 09:08 PM | Comments (9)
March 24, 2007
There isn't a hell hot enough, a pain strong enough
I read this article, and the only other two news articles (or topics) that have made me more angry than this one are those related to my Border Patrol agents (BUSH the LIAR...FREE THE TEXAS THREE!) and the story of a little boy in Georgia kidnapped, raped, and murdered by a father/mother/son trio. This kind of news is enough to make a person want to hunker down and promote world destruction via nuclear bombs. Some days, a world this terrible doesn't seem worth saving. Of course I find the good things in life too, like South Park and Trader Joe's Pound Plus Chocolate Bar with Almonds.. Let's not forget the hysterical photographs one can take in a place called Lamont, California.
So what's this heavy jive all about? A little girl who was "diagnosed" with ADD and bipolar disorder at the ripe old age of 2 1/2 years. A year and a half later, she is dead from an overdose of the drugs she was given for her "conditions"; she died a slow, painful death. In the final hours of her life, she tried to get into mommy's room for comfort; in the pain of her looming death, she wanted mommy. Ironically enough, it was mommy and daddy who had slowly been murdering her all along. It's enough to make you want to poke a hole in the prison wall where these monsters are being held for murder and claw their eyes out.
These parents medicated the hell out of their children, courtesy of YOUR tax dollars (the were on welfare and medicaid). And these monsters managed to find a public defender who lays sole blame on the doctor; the parents were merely "dutifully" following the "doctor's orders."
My ass.
They didn't want to deal with their kids' normal behavior. The didn't want to be parents. They wanted drugs to babysit their children so they wouldn't have to do it themselves. And how on god's green earth they found a psychiatrist to go along with this scheme... that psychiatrist should be drawn and quartered with the same horse used on the parents.
Two more things come to mind; one, how many more children are similarly drugged up (or down, I should say) with the blessing of an evil psychiatrist? If a child doesn't die, this goes on forever, until this completely ruined human being has to go out into the world and fend for themselves, and their brains have likely been irreversibly damaged. And two, if the field of psychiatry wants to elevate itself from the charges leveled at it by whackos like Scientologists, they should self-police themselves better.
Posted by Michela at 10:26 PM | Comments (2)
February 26, 2007
Don't be a sucker!
Al Goreby in all his sky-has-fallen glory, has duped millions in the country into believing he really cares about the environment.
In the meantime, he is flying all over the place guilting ordinary people into self-loathing because of the so-called global warming phenomenon...once someone tells me why it was hotter when the dinosaurs were here, went into an ice age, then got so warm you could farm on Greenland, all while humans managed to evolve into a very successful species, but NOW we should be running around afraid of our own shadows, then I'll be convinced. In the meanwhile....
Gore's flying around is using some astronomically higher amount of gas than the average American. Now, we also learn his mansion consumes TWENTY TIMES the amount of resources as the average American household. What, only the rich get the convenience of air conditioning without guilt? Only the rich get to consume huge swaths of land while the rest of us should cram into "land efficient" (read: multi-story matchboxes) housing? WTF?!
And there's still a person out there who listens to this asshole? This chronic prevaricator? And Hollywood. PUHLEEZE! Their limosines... their flying here there and everywhere at the drop of at hat...their mansions which consume the most pristine cliffs in the world... Anybody know what the "footprint" on the earth is when they film explosions, and floods, and fires, and everything else? I'm just so sure!
Don't be a fool people... global warming is purely a way to shift money from wealthy people (except the most elite) to the poor, from wealthier nations to poorer nations. It's a way to control what humans do (except the most elite) and to frighten them into submission in some pre-ordained way. It's the new cult religion, and you should be afraid.
Posted by Michela at 03:20 PM | Comments (1)
February 19, 2007
America's Most Wanted Speaks: The Injustice is Outrage
Read the above article to find out why America's Most Wanted finds that the persecution of the three fine men you see below has points directly to the Bush Administration and its desire to create open borders.
FREE THE TEXAS THREE
Posted by Michela at 09:06 AM | Comments (0)
February 11, 2007
Best math problem ever
Now if I had this math teacher in high school, maybe I wouldn't have ditched class so often. Here's a math problem on a real math test given by a teacher in New Mexico:
Smoky J. sells meth. Smoky's source says he has to sell a G's worth of meth by the end of the month. If Smoky sold 240 dollars the first week and 532 dollars the second week, how much money must Smoky make if he wants to avoid the beat down from his connection?
It's a little unclear how said teacher didn't anticipate the beat down he was in for by putting such a question on a math test.
Posted by Michela at 08:54 PM | Comments (8)
February 09, 2007
Another case of cops with nothing to do
I just don't know what to think when undercover Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms agents have so little real fucking work to do that they:
1-- Conduct an "investigation" into the possibility that illegal betting on a football game is occurring at an ELK'S lodge. You read that right...an ELK'S lodge.
2-- Send armed agents into said lodge to search it, and confiscate an envelope containing $50 from the so-called illegal gambling operation at said ELK'S lodge.
3-- The "head" (yeah, dickhead) of the Riverside ATF justifies this outrageous waste of taxpayer dollars by saying the football pool is a "violation of the law" and that the agency must "take whatever we feel is appropriate action to ensure compliance".
You read that quote right as well... "whatever WE feel" is the appropirate action. Who the hell do these people work for anyway? Who pays their paychecks? YOU my friends, YOU do! This dickhead furter states that he is recommending a one year probationary period for the non-compliant ELK'S LODGE which would require the Elk's lodge to cease and desist all "gambling activities" (since when the hell is a $50 football pool a gambling activity! JFC!) must be halted. He confirms, my friends, that such a suspension includes the Elk's Lodge 50-50 raffle event that raises money for disabled children and veterans.
Oh, and by the way, a 73 year-old great grandmother and a 39 year-old Elk's Lodge volunteer are facing a year in jail due to the powerful gambling racket they were running over there at the ELK'S lodge. Can I say this enough times? It was a $50 football pool at an ELK'S Lodge!
I don't know about you folks, but I am really starting to believe we live in a poilce state and we need to be very, very afraid of our police, government, and politicians. Very, very afraid.
Posted by Michela at 07:20 PM | Comments (2)
February 06, 2007
Another fabulous quote of the day
With Michela's fury over the prison beating of Ignacio Nacho Ramos put on ice so that she doesn't drop dead of a heart attack after pulling out all her thick locks with the hand-wringing of the clinically insane, we're going to lighten the post up a bit today with this fabulous quote from her favorite rag, MAXIM magazine:
Popped Collars... Complete list of the people who can get away with this look: Elvis, Elvis impersonators, Dracula. Everybody else, tuck them down. Dick.
For those guys out there who are still unclear on this immutable fashion edict, please see the following clearly illustrated guide before you become a dick: 
Her second favorite quote from MAXIM? Where the writer tells "kelp boy" that vegan bacon sucks. However, given the recent events at the Canadian pig farm, we'll just keep that one under our hats.
Posted by Michela at 08:29 PM | Comments (39)
February 05, 2007
Angry Email from a fine citizen to EVIL George THE EVIL SHRUB COCKSUCKER BUSH
Mr. President,
I have supported you when others laughed and thought I was stupid. I supported the war in Iraq when it was becoming increasingly clear that public sentiment was turning against it. I supported your choices for Supreme Court and Cabinet. I voted for you and Republican candidates at all levels despite the media’s propaganda. I have been loyal to the ideals that you have pretended to follow. Now you show your true colors in refusing to pardon Ignacio Ramos and Jose Campean.
Tom Tancredo is absolutely correct: You are an embarrassment to the office of the President of the United States of America. Even if you win the war in Iraq (which you won’t now that congress is run by the Democrats), you will LOSE the war on terror by refusing to close the southern border. Your myopic “open borders” policy is going to allow terrorists to freely enter the U.S. and Americans will die. But you do not seem to care about that, just keeping your buddies down south happy. Pathetic.
How can you call yourself a God-fearing man when you take no action to end this injustice? How do you think God would look upon your inaction in this case? These men did nothing but follow the law and try to protect Americans, now they are going to prison for it. I am so angry at you personally, no liberal could EVER match my disgust. I feel betrayed as I have never felt betrayed by a politician before. I have been a stupid dupe, but my naivety ends here. I now see your true stripes and will vote my disgust at YOU and YOUR PARTY every chance I get. Not that the Democrats are a much better choice, but at least I expect them to be traitors so I am not angered as much by it. You, on the other hand, I expected to be loyal to America and the sworn officers serving in your Injustice department.
What is wrong with you? This should never have happened in America. Thank you for giving amnesty to a Mexican DRUG SMUGGLER and illegal invader. Thanks for pardoning all of those other criminals that you let off easy. Man, I used to think that Bill Clinton was evil and a crook, but he’s got nothing on YOU. I’m sick with anger and disgust. I hope every border patrol agent quits tonight and we let the Mexicans invade.
May God have mercy on your soul. The children of these men are the ones who will pay the most. I wonder if the drug smuggler who was rightfully shot in the butt (should have been shot in the head and this wouldn’t be an issue) will be spending Easter with his family?
David Eisenbeisz
American Citizen and supporter of the Border Patrol, Ignacio Ramos, and Jose Campean
P.S. Tony Snow needs to GO. His condescending and self-righteous attitude toward these two fine officers is sickening and you will be the one to pay the price for his arrogance. You will become the most hated president ever; even more vilified than Lyndon Johnson or Richard Nixon. Iraq won’t be your Viet Nam, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos will be.
Posted by Michela at 07:21 PM | Comments (0)
February 03, 2007
Really...there's nothing more important to to do?
My favorite place in the western world--San Diego--apparently has no problems with gangs, rapists, child rapists, rapists, unregistered sex offenders, drunk drivers, murders and murderers, or any of the other myriad of serious violent criminals who actually impact the lives of innocent human beings. We should all move there, TODAY!
How do I arrive at this conclusion? From the very telling information we're given in this article:
...Undercover officers witnessed sex acts being performed in the VIP rooms at the club. The source said the officers were also able to solicit sex for money from some of the dancers.
The VIP rooms happen to be inside a strip club in an industrial area of San Diego. So, now that all gangs, child rapists, rapists, murderers et al have been contained and the population is safe, the city of San Diego can spare the resources to send undercover officers into strip clubs where consenting adults might be engaging in sexual activity.
This makes no fucking sense to me; what kind of prudes must our society be if we give a rats ass about what happens between consenting adults in a strip club. It's not as if your 10 year old boy is going to wander in there by accident and be molested. It's just ridiculous; pot smokers and blow job recipients are apparently more of a threat to you than anything else.
Either that, or some "undercover officers" really need a job.
Posted by Michela at 04:01 PM | Comments (2)
January 17, 2007
Attention all parents!
Thanks to my Pop for this one... this is a great story.
Post this photograph over your daughter's computer. Tell her, "When you're chatting with blondsurferboy222 THIS is what he really looks like."
Who is this freak-o-trainwreck? This is a man who was communicating with a 14 year-old girl on the internet. He convinced her to go with him to South Dakota, and probably had sexual intercourse with her. Think she knew the guy looked like this? Most of their communications were via text messages after her parents curtailed her internet access. I think every girl in the country should be subjected to this photograph at least 5 hours a day; just a 'quick' reminder of the type of creep who scams on girls on the internet; a real cute blond surfer boy sure as hell doesn't need to mess around with 14 year olds a thousand miles away. Only guys who look like THIS need to do that.
Posted by Michela at 04:23 PM | Comments (13)
December 14, 2006
Whackadoo quote of the day!
Militant feminsts and other miscellaneous birkenstock owners are always good for a fabulous Whackadoo Quote of the day. Our latest? Some grass-eating, mustached, guaze-skirted representative from a "women's rights group" Equality Now (gag me with a 5 pronged pitchfork) said this about my favorite place to watch everyone else eat chicken wings:
The most concerning part of a restaurant like Hooters is it’s been normalized — you even see sometimes families go in ... and this is a place where a woman’s body is really the object of the restaurant.
That's right. Taina Bien-Aime (somehow I don't think that's a hyphenated after marriage name; my guess is there isn't a guy with half a sac left in NYC who could date this chick for 5 minutes, never mind marry her) thinks that the Hooters restaurant chain is "concerning." Oh dear! Families eat there? Whoa there nellie! You mean a kid might see a woman with big boobies in a tee shirt? Dollars to vegan doughnuts MS. Bien-Aime doesn't go to the beach. Or to the movies. Or shopping.
Dear god, on a recent trip to that fabulous US shopping mecca, South Coast Plaza, I saw at least 1,000 women dressed more obscenely than Hooter girls. And there was no shortage of 12 year-old boys to oogle them, either. And just because we can't see MS. Bien-Aime's form behind her 12 pounds of very loose gauze couture, that doesn't mean that the rest of us gals don't want our bodies be admired. What a concept! Feminists have castigated women for decades for hating our bodies, now we're supposed to be ashamed of them? Hide them? Not "let" them be the "object" of a restaurant? Now, wouldn't you rather get your grub from a hot chick than a fat slob with a hairy wart? I sure would.
Just let me know where MS. Bien-Aime eats when dining in NYC...me thinks I wouldn't want to go there and be served by a woman with more piercings than a peg board, more tatoos than skin, and dreadlocks so glued together by filth only a clean shave will fix it. Noooo thank you. Gimme Hooter girl boobs any day.
Posted by Michela at 08:30 PM | Comments (6)
November 15, 2006
Need a place to store a million dollar piece of art? Everyone knows the Howard Johnson parking lot's the place to be...
Wow; where to start. A museum in Toledo, Ohio was trying to lend a painting by Goya to the Guggenheim Museum in New York City. It seems to me a sophisticated transport plan would have been in order, but instead they just hired two goofs with a Uhaul to transport the priceless piece. The goofs were spending the night in a Howard Johnson motel and parked the truck in an unlighted, unguarded lot locked with a padlock they got on sale from WalMart (I'm just sayin').
I had heard the Goya was stolen, but I didn't realize the Keystone Cops were transporting the painting. I imagined some elaborate Brinks heist with thieves in black masks rappelling down the side of the armored vehicle and surprising the transporters despite their highly alert efforts. But alas, the thieves needed no such elaborate plan; only a pair of bolt cutters (from WalMart) to pop the cargo latch and sneak off with something they later found to be un-hawkable. I almost feel sorry for those guys... they should ask the Keystone Cops to be reimbursed for their troubles.
Posted by Michela at 02:48 PM | Comments (0)
November 14, 2006
The Poetry of the Spam, Part Deux
So got some more beayoooteeful spam email subjects:
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out of faintest need be damned afraid he has handed him,
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quality and refinement for men and ladies
moss-covered one-winged
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Maya Angelou, eat your heart out (with "pill to make impotence never again", of course).
Posted by Michela at 11:09 AM | Comments (8)
November 13, 2006
Delete! Delete! Delete!
Who knew there was a way to stop junk mail just like you can stop telemarketing? With the equivilent of a do-not-call list, you can stop direct mail by registering on this site. With an estimated 4 million tons of junk mail thrown away without even being read, this one is a no-brainer--and thank goodness; for people who live in Florida who have no brains, they can still stop this immense waste.
Posted by Michela at 10:31 PM | Comments (3)
October 20, 2006
George Orwell, Forget 1984...Meet 2006
It has happened. Two United States Border Patrol Agents doing their jobs will spend 11 & 12 years in prison each for defending your nation against illegal aliens and drug traffickers. The drug trafficker will get $5,000,000 of your tax dollars in a lawsuit he has filed, and which has now been completely validated with the persecution and prosecution and conviction of these agents. And, according to George the Liar Bush ("fight against terror" my ass; you want our borders open and you have just intimidated every single US Border Patrol agent into letting anyone and anything cross our borders), Alberto the Pig Fucker Gonzales ("Attorney General" is right, you generally think like an attorney which is what's in it for me justice-be-damned), and Debra the CUNT Kanof ("Chief of Major Crimes" who lets illegal alien drug traffickers testify against US Border Patrol Agents, and let's the MAJOR CRIMINAL--the trafficker--completely off the hook), according to all these cocksuckers, your nation is safe now that this man is going to prison and his three children will be fatherless for 11 years.
Agent Ramos and his wife:
Posted by Michela at 11:19 AM | Comments (0)
October 19, 2006
The fruits of Communist Labor--Nothing!
This is a picture of the results of decades of communist rule... a society that cannot even afford nor has the infrastructure still in place to turn on the lights. When human beings are constricted, their creativity not only -not- rewarded but punished (you cannot allow free thinkers in such a society), their incentives to do good things for themselves and not for the 'great society'--as human evolution has created us as selfish creatures as the mechanism by which we ensure our families and therefore our DNA survive--are quashed, when such a society exists, well, here's what you get...
Satellite photo of North Korea at night:
A country where people are starving to death in the dark. Let's hear it for communisim!
Special thanks to bcr for passing this gem along...
Posted by Michela at 01:42 PM | Comments (2)
October 17, 2006
The haiku of the spam
For those of you who doubt the traffic this site receives based on comments...I'll tell you whut! I get lots of uncommented traffic (MADDOX! I KNOW YOU'RE READING!!!!:). And spammers have found michela@mediawatchblog.com from my posts, and I get all kinds of spam there. As I was scanning the subject lines, it occurred to me it was quite poetic. I took the subject lines of 22 emails, exactly as they were received (caps errors and all), and just give this masterpiece a read!
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My hand to God, reading from email #1 to email #22, this is what they said. Isn't it beautiful?
Posted by Michela at 04:16 PM | Comments (8)
October 09, 2006
It ain't just us software geeks, eh?
It's really nice to know that an engineering effort such as the creation of an airplane by an airplane company with lots of experience in this field (Airbus) are as behind schedule as any software project on this planet might be. Computer scientists get a lot of flak for not being able to zero in more accurately on the estimate of engineering efforts required as well as other engineering disciplines do, but apparently, rocket scientists have the same problem.
Posted by Michela at 05:24 PM | Comments (1)
October 06, 2006
Ah the tolerance police strike again
The intolerance of the left is just the theme of the week!
Jim Gilchrist, founder of the Minuteman project which sought to stem the tide of illegal aliens into the United States from Mexico (JUST AS MEXICO DOES WITH ILLEGAL ALIEN GUATEMALANS ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER OF MEXICO) by instituting a volunteer 'guard' network along the border, was phycially assaulted while trying to give a peaceful speech at Columbia University.
Apparently the part of the brain that gets you into Columbia isn't the same part that can reason that people should not be physically assaulted for having a different view of Planet Earth than you have. That, my friends, is the same mentality of homicidal religious extremists as they blow up children. The Columbia U students and Katie the Bitch Couric can be proud they're in the same company as homicidal maniacs.
Posted by Michela at 04:17 PM | Comments (2)
September 24, 2006
Amusing domain names
This is just plain funny stuff, I tell you whut! Thanks to MWB-er Frenchie for these gems:
1. 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent representing a celebrity.
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company...
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church.
www.cummingfirst.com
8. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
9. Then there are those crazy art designers and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
Posted by Michela at 03:28 PM | Comments (1)
September 12, 2006
Ferengi... or Raiders fan? You decide...
Relishing in the glow of a fantabulous SHUT OUT of the Raiders by my San Diego Chargers on Monday Night Football in Oakland, I was wondering what those creatures were in the stands of the stadium. I did some searching today, and I figured out what they were even though they have tried very hard to hide their true, non-human origns...they are Ferengi! The teeth...the scowls...the broken English...it all fits!
Posted by Michela at 08:53 AM | Comments (13)
September 06, 2006
Link to the TRUTH!
MWB's Michela got so excited to have her picture taken with her heroine, Sara A. Carter of the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin, she forgot to do some more due diligence. Thanks Maddox Man for pointing that out. This is the link to a complete versoin of Sara Carter's article, the one that triggered the outrage that just might save two American Heroes from losing the rest of their lives to a prison sentions...seeing their SIX children fatherless...all for shooting an illegal alien drug dealer carrying ~750 pounds of pot...all while doing their level best as Border Patrol Agents along a very hostile border.
Posted by Michela at 11:37 AM | Comments (0)
August 30, 2006
Proof of Death--Death of a Nation
In the last few weeks, I've been begging my friends to sign an online petition (at Grassfire.org), and to call the White House (at 202-456-1111) and to fax the White House (202-456-2461) to help two border patrol agents who were prosecuted for shooting an illegal alien drug dealer in the butt. These pleas are to help obtain a presidential pardon from George W. Bush, as these two heroes--defenders of the borders of our great Nation, the fathers of three children each who will be left fatherless--face up to 20 years in prison for this shooting. They were, by and large, convicted of ridiculous paperwork offenses.
In my emails, I noted that CHILD RAPISTS get less time in prison than these heroes will get for shooting an illegal alien drug dealer in the butt. This news story is the proof; proof that this nation is near death.
No Great Nation can survive if it persecutes the innocents and defends the guilty. In this article, you will see a judge defended the rights of a child molester who abused a small girl for several years. He defended this monster's right to treatment. Who is defending the rights of the innocent child? When our own so-called "Homeland Security" agency can trample the rights of American Heroes protecting and defending the borders of our country as called for in our original Constitution, who is safe? If these heroes, Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos, can be persecuted for a constitionally justified action, we should all be afraid.
The illegal alien drug dealer was protected, given immunity, medical treatment. The American Heroes face twenty years without their children, their wives. The child rapist in this article got two months. SIXTY DAYS for RAPING A 6 YEAR OLD CHILD.
This, I believe, signifies the death of the United States of America. A death not wrought by terrorists or global warming or comets, but by an indefensible mockery of Truth, Justice, and the original American Way.
Posted by Michela at 07:57 PM | Comments (5)
August 23, 2006
New meaning to the words "Cash Cow"
Google has so much cash laying around, the SEC might need to regulate it as a mutual fund. You know I had the same problem myself, then I married and divorced a bloodsucking creature that anthropologists had previously failed to classify. I no longer have that problem.
Posted by Michela at 03:07 PM | Comments (2)
August 22, 2006
More Florida Fun
A mother of two small children in Florida had bats flying around her apartment, which is bizarre enough in itself. Bats? Have YOU ever had multiple BATS flying around your house?
This mother of the year refuses rabies vaccinations for the children. Several years ago, a guy out in the middle of Nowheresville corralled a single bat in a bag to get it out of his shed, and later died an agonzing rabid death. He had been very slightly scratched by the bat and didn't realize it.
So say again why you'd refuse vaccinations when you had several bats flying around your Florida apartment...we SoCali folks are confused. (Confusion clears as readers note this all takes place in Florida...)
Posted by Michela at 04:06 PM | Comments (8)
August 01, 2006
Don't be tho thenthitive peepull!
So what if a governor referred to a massively fubar-ed endeavor such as Boston's Big Dig as a Tar Baby. Why are people offended? Why are people offended at the slightest verbal faux pas, then demanding of apologies and retractions and media statements and resignations and reparations and and and! When the Los Angeles Unified School District Superintendent compared the LA mayor's assertion that the district is poorly performing to propaganda about the Japanese during WWII, that was another unnecessary furor (totally intended).
Get over yourselves people. Whether you're Jap, Wop, Chink, Nigger, Slant-eyed scoundrel, or a tar baby, you are not so almighty important that the mere utterance of the slur means you have been mortally wounded and retribution is mandatory. Fuh thuh luvah Gawd, just laugh at the errant stupidity, remember the last time you suffered from foot in mouth disease, and then get down off your goddamn high horse before you break your legs!
Posted by Michela at 10:04 AM | Comments (5)
July 20, 2006
A "Michela is uninspired" post
Thanks Frenchie--MWB's own Cheese Eating White Flag Surrender Frog. Michela has been quite uninspired to post anything meaningful and this is sorta funny.
Posted by Michela at 12:34 PM | Comments (3)
July 14, 2006
During this unbelievable heat wave...
An AbFab Wiki How-To on how to cool yourself without air conditioning. With the prehistoric mental cases in the Middle East striking up another useless conflict, just to strike up another useless conflict, you may want to do all you can to keep from giving those assholes another dime. Since you can't walk to work, probably, you can save on some A/C usage... not sure if this will directly help, but it can't hurt your energy bills either.
Sorry for the long absence peeps, but after a sin-filled week in Vegas, I'm a little slow to post. Good weekend all!
Posted by Michela at 05:29 PM | Comments (11)
July 09, 2006
Sisterhood? It's a 'hood alright; a dark, scary place, night or day
The idea of the "Sisterhood" is a concept PC feminists push around like Quaaludes and means, in theory, that women stick together...that women support each other in this world of oppressive men, and we've got each other's backs. To this humble observer, it's correct only because we sink our claws one inch deep in each other's backs any chance we get. Then yeah, we've got each others backs, all the way to the first aid station to disinfect the deep gouges!
Last week, me, Mizz Michela, had a nice run-in with some middle-aged haggie types during an otherwise uneventful but annoying fire drill. You know the types...their lips are so pursed they could carry a kitten in their mouths without using their teeth. Their haggish expressions are so frozen in, it looks like they've been doing just that for all 50+ years of their lives. Loocy, whut happun?! you ask?
The hag that started it all is that ever-so-important hall monitor with that badge of honor--the hall monitor sash--who is supposed to make sure all others are out before they escape the "fire" themselves. Me, Mizz Michela, has had some medical treatments in the last month or so that render my skin completely intolerable of the sun. In fact, a few days after each treatment I must not be in the sun at all; not even to sit near a window indoors. After that first few days, I'm not supposed to be in the sun at all during the high noon hours, 11:00 to 15:00.
This fire drill was at 10:30 or so. So Michela was, in fact, not happy about having to walk outside, to stand in the middle of a sunny parking lot while the hall monitors take their roll calls and report all have "escaped." And I was trying to make sure I left at the last possible minute to minimize the time standing out in the sun, and to give my sunscreen a few more minutes to sink in. Haggie hall monitor did not like my dilly dallying.
So she says she'd "burn up" looking for me, if it was a real fire, to which I responded something like, well, don't do that! Save yourself! Plus, I noted the stairwell had a long line as the entire building of exited at the same time. Sho' 'nuff, when I re-joined the mass exodus, there was still a line and a delay in the stairwell.
Well, from that 20 second exchange, haggola went to her manager, and her manager felt that t was soooo serious, she must complain to the CIO of the division. Some sistahood, hags! Some sistahood you got goin' there! You want to wreck my career because I'm not happy about a fire drill? I didn't call your haggie hall monitor a bitch, or a whore, or a cee u next tuesday. Did it cross your mind there might be a reason I'm not in a rush to escape a building that is not even on fire? They sure as hell did not bother to ask before sinking the claws...
See, I know the manager who went to the CIO well. I have worked well with her for 2 1/2 years. I even cut my hair a little shorter based on her suggestion, and I later told her so. For you guys not in the know, that is about the highest form of flattery a woman can get; that another woman followed your hair recommendation. End of story, that's a huge compliment. What do I get for that, for my friendliness and congeniality? CLAWS! SCRRRAAATCH all the way down my lily white back. The secondary hag could have come to me to ask why I gave her hall monitor hag some "trouble" (if you could possibly call that exchange "trouble") leaving during the drill. I could have explained to her my medical woes, and my guess is she would have been quite sympathetic. But noooooooo...it's more fun to attempt to wreck my life and stab me in the back. This hag and I later came face to face in an aisle way in which she verbally accosted me and accused me of not saying hello. Does it get any more petty than that? It was like looking at my mother coming in late from curfew...
"What did you say?" she screamed at me in front of dozens of people. Um, I said the idea of the sistahood is bullshit, baby!
And that's the moral of this story...next time women complain about THE MAN, remind them, oh no, we have much more to fear in our careers from THE PETTY WOMAN...middle-aged, purse-lipped, angry, women. When I've had work issues with men, it's been legitimately business-releated. Not this idiotic, petty bullshit that women seem to insist on turning into WWIII sized causes.
So to the idea of a sisterhood, I say, save yourselves sistah! Both from the fire (that isn't there) and from the Sistahs! They're both quite deadly, I assure you...
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (501)
June 29, 2006
How to speed up your Emergency Room visit
Thanks to iGanja for this informative report...if you are an avid reader of this blog (and we know you are!), you read my issue about the state of health care in this country. (Click ->here<- to re-read.) MWB also thinks that care is at a critical point in this country, but for all you US citizens who are seeking treatment in the ER but finding long waits (especially in SoCali), iGanja has the solution.
Simply attach this badge to your shirt when you go into the ER. Watch as the throngs in line in front of you suddenly recover from their emergency illnesses!
Posted by Michela at 12:01 PM | Comments (6)
June 28, 2006
This San Diego Native got mo' ammo
I've always told non-San Diegans they don't--and couldn't--understand how special a place that county is.
When our football team went to the Super Bowl for the first time, you could drive down this street near the beach called Newport Avenue and see gang bangers, hippies, jocks, and hot chicks in their cars and walking along the street, high-fiving each other. They were not tipping over trash cans and breaking windows. When the team promptly lost by more points than any other super bowl in history, we didn't care. We didn't boo. We gave those guys a heroes welcome home. After all, they were our first to get to the big game.
When our baseball team went to the World Series for only the second time, and were promptly swept by the Yankees in four, the final game was in San Diego. The fans stayed for over 2 hours waiving their white towels and cheering their losing team as though they'd just won. A national TV sportscaster said, "I've been to a lot of championship games, and I've never seen anything like this for the losing team, home or not!"
Now you gotta read this story and think, shit, San Diego really is a special place. It's a huge city, with a lot of people from all over the country (who wouldnt' want to live in SoCali after all). But it's still very much like a small town; unpretentious and giving. So when you see Michela's eye get that gleam, and those three little words, "Ah, San Diego" start coming out, you'll know why.
And as a newly anointed baseball fan, I can truly say, Go Padres!
Posted by Michela at 06:38 PM | Comments (10)
June 22, 2006
Get your psychos! Get your psychos over here everyone! Daily psychos!
An MWB affiliate has provided Mistress Michela the transcript of an eConversation which took place between him and a new "friend" on the famous MySpace.com website which, by Michela's estimation, is almost the biggest time-waster on earth; it's second only to government forms which must be filled out in quadruplicate and signed by the blind 75 year-old DMV employee with the title DMV Line Supervisor II-A. Note: In case you don't guess, names changed to protect the MWB liability.:)
Joe: hello
Jane: hi
Joe: hows it going hata'
Jane: ,lol
Jane: hata?
Joe: :-D
Jane: youre corny
Joe: see, there you going hating
Jane: haha well theres so much to hate
Jane: :-)
Joe: lots of things to choose from
Jane: there is
Joe: :-(
Jane: please
Jane: blah
Jane: eMne
Joe: hm?
Jane: men
Joe: women aren't much better honey
Jane: we're all so fucked
Joe: true that's why you should be misinthropic like me
Joe: and hate everyone
Jane: i do
Jane: im too cynical
Joe: welcome to my world
Joe: it gets worse
Joe: my cynism has only matured with age like a fine wine
Jane: ive always been this way
Joe: so have I
Joe: except now i am more so
Joe: i've got like 6 years of cynism on you i believe
Joe: how old are you
Jane: how old do you think
Joe: somewhere between 14 and 50
Joe: am i right?
Joe: i'm psychic
Jane: yeah
Jane: youre good
Jane: ;p
Joe: i could tell by your sign
Jane: my sign?
Joe: i'm just being a jackass
Joe: how old are you really
Jane: 20, almost 21
Joe: congratz
Jane: yeah great
Joe: your a regular ball of sunshine
Joe: :-D
Jane: i never realized how hard it was to find someone to just talk to and connect with, it feels near impossible
Jane: you're
Jane: dumbass
Jane: im surrounded by morons
Jane: *sigh*
Joe: haha
Joe: aren't we all
Jane: right
Joe: people suck
Joe: i've always thought
Joe: that if a more advanced life
Jane: can a relationship be too intense?
Jane: is there such thing?
Joe: came here....and tried to take over, i'd help thme out
Jane: does it make sense?
Joe: it makes sense
Joe: i don't think so
Joe: except it can blind you to the problems
Joe: that are underlying
Jane: can you still love someone if its too intense
Jane: but let it go?
Joe: yep
Joe: just don't see the person
Joe: it fades with time
Jane: i felt so weak when i was with him
Jane: yeah well he lives far
Joe: trick is not to see the person
Joe: or communicate
Jane: i havent spoken to him in 3 weeks
Jane: almost 3
Joe: its a start
Jane: yeah
Jane: its hard
Jane: very hard
Joe: i know
Joe: gotta keep doing it
Jane: i cry every night
Joe: gets easier with time
Jane: its horrible
Jane: ive never loved anyone like i love him
Joe: can't help you with that, i cry about once every year and a half
Jane: and the worst part he makes me feel like he feels nothing
Joe: yah...but you'll say that about the next one
Jane: no
Joe: yes...you don't know what you don't know
Jane: ivedated a lot
Joe: your 20
Jane: yeah i know though
Joe: i've felt the same way before
Jane: i might not marry him
Jane: but i know we have /had something special....rare
Joe: nah
Jane: he just blows my mind
Joe: its cuz of your age
Jane: im mature for my age
Jane: im not like most 20 year olds
Jane: i feel
Joe: its not about maturity
Joe: its about experiences
Jane: ive had a lot of experiences
Jane: ive dated since i was 14
Joe: damn woman
Jane: ive gone thru a lot of hurt
Joe: well
Jane: haha
Joe: there will be a lot more
Jane: i guess
Joe: guarantee
Jane: youre not very good at this thing called a converstation
Jane: you just keep putting my emotions down saying im young
Joe: well, your very good at insulting
Jane: nobody wants to fucking hear that douchebag
Joe: douchebag? wtf!
Jane: you cant even tell the difference between your and youre
Jane: and youre a law major
Jane: youre a fucking joke
Joe: i'm trying to help you out
Jane: fuck off
Joe: wtf
Joe: alright, be a fucking cunt
Jane: cunt?
Jane: block
Joe: i can see why the guy doesn't like you
Jane signed off at 10:24:53 PM.
Posted by Michela at 12:06 PM | Comments (5)
June 20, 2006
WTF!
Click here to see all about it
WTF is all I could muster for this one. A hawkeyed MWB affiliate in San Diego passed this one to Marla, and demanded that Michela blog about it. But what can I say! WHAT! It really speaks for itself. I think.
PS: Must have sound to appreciate
Posted by Michela at 06:19 PM | Comments (12)
June 17, 2006
Since I once had a neighbor who saved cockroaches...
...I'm not surprised that there are other grass eaters who want to save lobsters, the edible crustaceous equivalent of the cockroach. This neighbor would find cockroaches in her condominium, put them ina shoe box, and take them oustide and set them free. Then sit down to a nice broiled chicken dinner. I didn't get it then, I don't get it now.
A biology teacher I had held up a dried pea in class and advised us it was on the high-end size of a lobster's brain. Whatever sympathies I held for those little guys went into the lobster pot that very day. Lobsters are primitive creatures, barely more sentient than a flea (if at all), and they taste reeeeallly good. Why Whole Foods would have a problem with the lobster tanks and still serve a host of other slaughtered critters much more deserving of our sympathy than the boiled Red Cockroach is beyond me. Waaay.
Thanks to Hawk-eyed Marla-bee, ever watchful of the efforts to shrink our food choices through misguided efforts, even though she wouldn't touch a lobster or a plate of foie gras to save her hot-bodied life!
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (4)
June 13, 2006
What grape nut ever thought KFC was health food
KFC is being sued because the fat used in their cooking processes isn't "healthy." MWB has got another unhealthy thing for you; being such an idiot you would eat at KFC and then guffaw over the fact that it is not healthy. Any idiot that big is too dumb to live.
Posted by Michela at 09:39 AM | Comments (3)
June 08, 2006
Fat livers lead to fat heads
This article describes the push to ban foie gras (as the article notes, French for "fat liver"). The ducks are fed through tubes in large quantities so that their livers enlarge. MWB is opposed to this practice. All the way. But we're opposed to 99.9% of the practices utilized in the animals-as-food production industry, and like one of the interviewees in this story notes, where does it end?
I'd like people to stop kosher methods of food slaughter, fur coats, caged chickens, and god only knows what else that goes on behind the closed doors of said food production. But an MWB opinion does not earn our right to mandate that opinion via legislation. Fuh thuh luv 'a gawd, if our opinion translated into reality, here's a sample of how the world would look:
- Japanese cars would not be allowed in the left lane (super-cool Infinity SUVs allowed)
- Marijuana use and abuse would be legal, mandatory, even, for the most annoying US Citizens (should we start with Ann Coulter or Hillbilly Clinton?)
- Fat people would not be allowed to buy low-rise jeans
- Writing checks at the grocery store would be a death penalty offense
Any single group, entity, think tank, whatever, shouldn't be able to legislate our lives because god knows what would happen. Now I realize the world changes described by MWB are quite enticing, but some might find them a bit extreme, just as it is extreme to legislate a single food item because a handful of activists don't like the method.
Whether it's by suing the hell out of McDonald's for "making" people fat (as though that company had a tube down the fattie's necks like the ducks) or by illegalizing foie gras, the imposition of left-wing or right-wing beliefs is a dangerous, moss-covered slope and we're screamin' down it more all the time.
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (5)
June 06, 2006
More Fabulous Florida Fun
Thanks to Marla for these hillarious hijax...there are just so many ways to mock Floridians when they get a bit mischievous. This story is about two wacky Florida college kids who crawl into a giant balloon filled with helium, and promptly die. MWB will bet a million bucks there was no warning label on the killer balloon, but we suspect they were already too stoned (or stupid) to have understood such a warning label.
Regardless, there were certainly a few signs these double-digit IQ drips missed, warning label or not.
Hint #1
The balloon was really, really big, and yet it still managed to float mysteriously off the ground by several feet. Note to selves: big balloons that float off the ground are probably not filled with oxygen.
Hint #2
Presuming the double digit drips cued in on Hint #1 in the slightest way, then they noticed the really big balloon wasn't filled with oxygen. Note to selves: humans breathe oxygen, not helium. Therefore, being completely surrounded by a gas that is not oxygen, and having no access to said oxygen to breathe, well, that just might be a recipe for your death.
Hint #3
If you want to attend college in Florida, you're ill-equipped to be judging how much helium you can inhale and survive, so just skip it altogether. Not even the little bitty balloons tied to the happy birthday cards, k?
Posted by Michela at 03:28 PM | Comments (2)
June 05, 2006
Fabulous Quote of the Day
Thanks to Maddox Man for this one...hawk-eyed MWB-er Michela spotted this fab frase in Maddox's email signature.
"The person who cannot find time for exercise must find time for illness." - Joe Loprinzi
As it turns out, Joe Loprinzi is quite a character. He has been a weightlifter since the 1930's, started one of the first weight-lifting classes for women, and a "jogging" club which was first mocked in the 1960's. Michela has a real problem with the word jogging...it sounds like an activity those chicks who lean heavily on their arms on the treadmill while they read cosmo, and burn 50 calories in a 50 minute workout. But this is the 1960's and it was revolutionary. Go Joe!
Posted by Michela at 06:00 PM | Comments (0)
May 24, 2006
We're all gonna starve to death...ur, we're too fat. Starving again!
In 1970, Paul Ehrlich told Life magazine:
Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make...The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.
I'm no math wiz, but it's been 26 years since the mass starve-off should have begun, and we're all fatter than ever. The UN, WHO, and other nanny-state bureaucracies are calling obesity the world's next epidemic. Huh??
But fear not my independent-minded friends, just like little Carol Ann says in Poltergeist, theeeeyyyy'rrreee baa-aaaack!
We're all in imminent danger of starving to death again. Right along with the dire predictions of global warming, nobody goes back and calls the leftist freakshows on their predictions--predictions SOO far off as to be laughable by any estimation.
These whackos are clearly no different than the schizoid end-of-the-world Christians, who, by the way, leftists just love to mock. Thou doth protest too much never rang so true.
So doubt me all you want about starvation; we're pouring more food down the drains and getting fatter by the day anyway. And global warming just might free up Greenland to farm on again, just like we did 1,000 years ago, further expanding our food production capabilities. You're kidding yourselves, leftist frikiwikis if you think any but the most FUBAR nations will go hungry in this lifetime. And let's face it, how many "Feed the Worlds" later do you need to see that some people are beyond saving--or salvation.
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (6)
May 23, 2006
Go see this site!
Click here to see all about it
MWB rarely posts about just a website, there are 50 trillion of them so commenting on one or two seems a bit futile. But this is a site after Marla and Michela's own hearts! Meet DisgruntledHousewife.com... it's a blog, but has lots of content and very funny commentary. Here's a sample from the editorial about Downey fabric softener (click here to --> read in its entirety):
I've gotten a few angry letters about how someone's Downy Ball released too early and ruined their clothes and it's all my fault. If you're a spaz and don't think you can operate the Downy ball properly, or if your clothes are particularly dainty, don't use it. Either way, it's not my fault, so leave me alone and bitch at Procter & Gamble. Now that I have fancy new washing machine, I don't need to truck with you plebes without built-in fabric softener dispensers, so I can't relate to your (allegedly) faulty Downy Ball plight.
Either Marla or Michela could have written that one, and so don't we just love it!
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (0)
May 22, 2006
Talk about milking your 15 minutes...
William Hung, the guy whose American Idol audition--performing a rendition of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" (a laughable song title from gayboy Ricky...unless the "She" is a "He" in the "She" position) was famously re-played, discussed, mocked, and cheered. Two years later he is still getting mileage outta that freakish display...he's just been crowned the Artichoke King in Castroville (you read that right), California. Now, everyone, there's a joke in THAT one for SURE. Let's have 'em!
Posted by Michela at 06:43 PM | Comments (3)
May 20, 2006
And this just takes the wussy cake!
Holy crap. Right on the heels of hearing that Iran is preparing to identify and almost certainly slaughter its Jewish inhabitants, I find this article. The pussy EU says, in its best baby voice:
"Oh, big bad United States, we haff to make Iwan happwee. Pweeze sell them some of yor nice bwig pwanes. We need to make Iran happwee and placate them and kiss their big bad boootsies, so pweeze purty pweeze?"
Are you fucking kidding me? Do those EU whackadoos run around with daisies more pink thank Fernando's collar shoved way up their bootays all day or just on Tuesdays?
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (4) | TrackBack
May 19, 2006
What happened to "Never Again"?
"Never Again" really means "Never again, unless we decide it's okay." From the slaughter in the Sudan that the UN claims is not genocide, to the proclamation described in this article that all non-Muslims must identify themselves by cloth strips on their clothing in Iran, the UN does absolutely NOTHING. And the liberal US media has said absolutely NOTHING about this. With the holocaust just one generation behind us, this blind eye is unconscionable, but not surprising. The liberal media and its cohorts would love nothing more than to pretend the only evile villian on this planet is American.
This should be the front page news on Fox, CNN, MSNBC, Reuters. NOTHING!
Now the world can just sit back and wait for the President of Iran to start murdering the 25,000 Jews who inhabit Iran. And certainly that won't be genocide, as the UN will decide it is not. Liberal Jews who have made hatred of the US and the Western World their mission will stand by and contribute to this slaughter by saying nothing and doing even less. God forbid those Hollywood and media liberals critique people "of color"--even if their life's mission is to slaughter your brethren.
Posted by Michela at 01:00 PM | Comments (3) | TrackBack
First of all, she can get in line. Second of all....
...who gives a rats patootie what Susan Sarandan, a Follywood movie star, thinks about who's running for president? Not I said the green mouse! But there she goes, telling a British TV station that she is not "enthused" about a Hillbilly Clinton presidential run. Like I said Sooz, get in line; there are about 200 million people who agree.
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM
May 05, 2006
Don't Breed or Buy while shelter animals die
This is an issue close to Michela's heart. Having adopted nearly every dog I've ever had from a local shelter, and been rewarded in spades with a happy, healthy, wonderful puppy dog, it sickens me to think of people who propagate the pure-bred dog industry. The results are discussed in this article, and they're disgusting.
Puppies are taped to speaker boxes, strapped to the underneath of car seats, crammed into boxes, and smuggled across the US/Mexican border in hot cars. They're bred in horrific conditions, and shipped across the country by heartless, ignorant buyers on the internet.
How can anyone with a conscience buy a dog? The likelihood of the source being some idiot who bred animals in family lines that are too close is big enough; you're still going to get birth defects. That's nearly your best-case scenario. In the worst-case, your new dog comes from a puppy farm, or a Mexican street breeder, and had a brief life that would pass for a horror movie, like the article says, if only the poor doggies could talk.
So when you get a dog, and you end up with large vet bills and a broken heart, you got what you deserved. Too bad the doggie got what he got, and deserved nothing of the sort.
Posted by Michela at 06:06 PM | Comments (28)
Why people like the death penalty
Michela of MWB is no death penalty supporter; you could even say that she is opposed enough to be labeled an anti-death penalty "activist." We try to reserve that title for shrill idiots such as Mike Farrell, a winner of the elusive MWB Movie Star P-Fer award.
However, my reasons are quite different from the average Farrell-style fools. I just happen to believe that the system is set up to be corrupt enough to send people to the death penalty when completely innocent (The Hurricane was a movie and a true story; and in the South, not uncommon enough). I also think the media parades which mobilize around these murdering idiots give them attention and sympathy they absolutely do not deserve. I find it a much better punishment to let these brutal killers die in oblivion. Would any sucker have bought a Tookie book if he were just another anonymous lifer?
But here's a story, brought to us by www.PardonMyEnglish.com, which shows us that one of the most brutal killers of our time, the BTK killer, has all sorts of priveleges you and I would not have on a daily basis; lounging around in his cell, drawing, reading, watching TV. That's a life me, Michela, wouldn't mind on an average week.
When you see such an injustice, it makes you think, hmm, maybe we should be offing these rats--preferably very slowly on a giant sticky rat trap with poisoned cheese within arms reach. The man was just convicted of torture and murder and within the year he's got a TV in his cell? It makes my anti-death penalty stance hard to stand by, and it's an outrage.
Posted by Michela at 08:52 AM | Comments (0)
May 04, 2006
What the Bleethe is that
One of the hottest chicks ever to live, babewatch alum Yasmin Bleeth, has had a couple of drug and alcohol-induced police enounters. Instead of the laughable anti-drug campaign which showed an egg in a frying with the ominus voice saying: "This is your brain." Then: "This is your brain on drugs."
They could have cut all drug use in half, at least, with:
"This is Yasmin..."
And:
"This is Yasmin on drugs..."
Before you email me, yes I know this is old news (2002-2003) but I couldn't resist commentary on Yasmin's DUI (coke and alcohol) arrest mug, which I just saw.
Posted by Michela at 04:26 PM | Comments (5)
April 21, 2006
Fascinating Facts
MWB isn't a supporter of this war. But this is an interesting analysis (thanks Frenchie):
There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.
When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following:
a. FDR led us into World War II.
b. Germany never attacked us. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost; an average of 112,500 per year.
c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost; an average of 18,334 a year.
d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.
e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From '65-'75, 58,000 lives were lost; an average of 5,800 a year.
f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.
g. In the years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.
h. It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.
i. We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
j. It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick
k. It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida.
Posted by Michela at 11:10 AM | Comments (0)
April 14, 2006
Get them before they get us
I just can't believe a person could think this way in the 3rd millenium. In the 10,000th years of human beings walking the earth, some of these "people" are barely out of Neanderthaland and still just want to pillage and murder other human beings. Another gold star to the fucking religion of peace!
Posted by Michela at 02:54 PM | Comments (0)
March 31, 2006
Breaking MWB news! OJ is tracking down Osama!
Once again, Frenchie edifies MWB by bringing us the news that OJ Simpson is tracking down the "real killer", Osama. Or maybe it's the Democrats...they're gonna find him for sure, since all the military minds on the task today are obviously inferior to the Afghanistani cave sleuths in the Democratic party. MWB personally feels much safer. Thanks for the news, Frenchie. No more diving for the white flags in the gym, k?
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (2)
March 30, 2006
That'll teach that bitch!
That's right Frenchie; next time you get so ticked off at your wife you feel like you've got steam coming out of your ears, maybe it's because you DO! You've gone and set yo bad self on fire to teach her a lesson! Now, I wonder if one could get someone to skip the 3rd degree burn ward, and just have them to swallow cyanide. Not that I have anyone in mind that would want to spite me...but if there was such a person, I'd like a cleaner, more effective self-whacking method.
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March 24, 2006
The sub-humans evolution left behind
Thease are two very depressing stories which show what some "people" (by scientific, physical classification only) are capabale of. Fortunately the endings are happy...
In story #1, two banjo playing inbred parents from god knows what part of the Appalachians order their three year old daughter to beat up a five year old boy they are babysitting. You read that right; they order a 3 year-old girl to beat a 5 year-old boy (as he pleads for mercy, mind you). Then, the sperm donor of the girl shoves the poor little boy and asks him why he didn't defend himself. WTF?! But the best part? They videotaped the whole ordeal, the boy's mother found the video, and both of these inbreds will be properly prosecuted.
In story #2, a man jumps off a bridge into frigid waters with his baby to kill himself and the child, presumably to get back at the child's mother for some unknown reason. But hoorah, the "man" (again, by scientific physcial classification only; no real man would ever do this) dies and the baby lives. If there's a hell, this guy is dangling from the end of a red-hot pitchfork right now, by my estimate.
Posted by Michela at 03:09 PM | Comments (2)
March 23, 2006
More valuable time-wasters...
Thanks again Frenchie...who knew there were people out there experimenting with mail ripping. But thank god they are, otherwise, we'd have no idea how easy it is to paste one inch squares back together. We didn't figure that out in kindergarten you know.
Posted by Michela at 06:56 PM | Comments (0)
March 22, 2006
Brett Affleck is free at last!!
Brettsky has illuminated MWB to the fact that he is now liberated in my family's home country, he's now practically an Irish paisan...Not only can Brettsky and his people wander the streets of Dublin with chainmail t-shirts, but he can also now carry a sword. Further, he can defend himself against Muslim attackers, and repair the exterior of his synagogue. With such oppression of his people by my people hanging heavily over his head since 1181, I don't know how he and I ever became such good friends.
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (7)
March 19, 2006
It was the Ambien baby! I swear!
Thanks again Frenchie; we didn't know we could use the Ambien excuse for our late night eating, and maybe all the other six deadly sins. But with this one in our back pocket, what happens in Vegas can happen anywhere. The only prudent thing to do is to make sure your parter in seven sins is equally obliterated. Then, the sins die with the Ambien hangover. Vegas babaaaay!
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM
March 10, 2006
The American Pluck
Just the other day we were talking about the American billionaire. Here's the list of the top 10 billionaires.
Well, interestingly but not surprisingly, our little spot in the world has 3 in the top 10, and we take the top 2 spots. We're only 275 million people to India's billion, China's billion, and a combined population in Western Europe of 730 million. That huge population produces just 2.
But even more interestingly, all the American billionaires are self-made. Only 2 others are self-made (a statement I make based on the fact that I don't believe for one second Prince Alaweed from Saudi Arabia is "self-made"...puh-leeeeze).
I dunno how people can continue to blast the States when it's clear if you want to succeed, do something really important, you come to or are born in the States (ever heard of Sun Microsystems, Germany?). Otherwise, you better pick a rich royal or elite class set of parents before you're born.
Posted by Michela at 01:53 PM | Comments (2)
Software developers UNITE
Thanks Chad, only a programmer will laugh as hard as I did. Brilliant!
My personal fave and an Indian developer's mantra?
"Unfactoring from Patterns: Job Security through Unreadability by Joshua Kerievsky"
Oh, and this one is pretty good too....
"Dead Fish Can't Swim But They Can Float Down a Waterfall, by Tim Lister"
Posted by Michela at 01:44 PM | Comments (4)
March 09, 2006
Track all your dollar bills, stripper girls!
Strippers will find this tool particularly useful; you can track where all your dollar bills have been before they landed on your girl parts inside your panties. While I -was- just in Seattle, change I got yesterday here in THE OC had just been issued in Roy, Washington. It took 14 days to arrive in THE OC. Why on earth would I want to know? BECAUSE I CAN! I love the internet. The biggest productivity increases (online mapping, research) and time-wasters (tracking where your dollar bills have been, blogging) all in one place.
God bless the internet!
Posted by Michela at 01:01 PM | Comments (3)
February 23, 2006
Go lick a toilet seat
After all, it's cleaner than where you put your mouth on a typical day (nooOOOO, I'm not talking about THAT you dirty-minded little bastards). We're talking about your office telephone. So next time you see Michela vigorously dousing her phones with alcohol, your snide comments will glide right off her bacteria free ear lobes. Yours, on the other hand, Mr. Fruity, are a teeming pool of disgusting germs and don't even think you'll ever use my phone ever again! And while you're at it, keep your mits off my keyboard, too.
Posted by Michela at 03:23 PM | Comments (8)
"The ruby slippers of our time..."
Thanks for the, eh-hem, gem, Marla...
So you all thought the homosexual references to Judy Garland were just stereotypes, overblown (another eh-hem), and deprecating. Welllll, think again. The cowboy shirts used in Brokeback Mountain are fetching a whoppin' 100 grand at an auction, and the purchaser justifies it with the comment that they are "the ruby slippers of our time."
You go on wich yo' bad self boyfriend! So long as you know that wearing the ruby slippers and the cowboy shirt together would be a fashion faux pas from which even fellow flaming fashionista Karl Lagerfeld wouldn't recover in five flaming lifetimes.
Posted by Michela at 09:54 AM | Comments (5)
February 22, 2006
It's Salem, Massachusetts, 1692. Or is it...
...cartoon protesters in 2006? If there were cameras during the witch hunts of 1692, we might have seen an image something like this...
except instead of white sheeted heads reminiscent of that tolerant organization, the klu klux klan, we would see the marchers wearing these...
Other than the headgear, I see no difference between the unthinking freak show religious zealots and their paranoia over witches and cartoons. Oh, yeah, there is the small matter that the puritan zealots lived a short 300 YEARS ago! Why leftists don't mock them the way they mock Christians just boggles my feeble little mind (you know, the same one who didn't catch the sunset shot of the sailboats...)
Posted by Michela at 10:37 AM | Comments (0)
The geeks' anthem
This might be the funniest thing since Learn to Dance like a White Man.
And yes, David sent me this. I meant to credit at posting but I forgot. I am at work (that's what they tell me this nice place wehre I surf the net and read emails is).
Posted by Michela at 10:21 AM | Comments (2)
February 16, 2006
Tssssssssssssssss...HOT!
The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is O-U-T and it is H-O-T, of course. All I wanna know is from where these freak o' nature chicks get these bods. These are real women...those stick figure, cigarrette-fed runway are not real women. They're starved drones. But these SI swimsuit models, aye yay yay. Yaow!
Posted by Michela at 05:26 PM | Comments (9)
February 15, 2006
God bless the SoCali Sun
What a beeeyoooteeefulllll day in SoCali. You can thank my dive buddies in San Diego for this fantabulous shot, taken recently on an early morning dive near La Jolla. Without argument, LJ is one of the most beautiful places on this earth with some of the best restaurants I've eaten at on this planet (yes, that's you George's at the Cove and Trattoria Acqua).
Posted by Michela at 09:55 PM | Comments (7)
February 12, 2006
No Kwan Do
Michelle Kwan woke up yesterday and realized she is almost 26 years old, and therefore she rightly left the Olympic figure skating competition to the youth of today. It's just a fact; Olympic caliber figure skating, especially at today's level of technical requirement, is simply too physically challenging for those entering their late 20's; even the guys start to sputter. Don't bother trying to tell me how old the last winner was in the Hawaiian Ironman. This is a completely different sport. Look at gymnastics; you may as well be dead if you're 18.
It's just too bad she stole the chance for one of those youths to walk the Olympic opening ceremonies (Emily Hughes), in what will likely be her one and only Olympic games. Oh the irony that it was probably this walk that rendered Kwan unable to compete!
Posted by Michela at 12:00 PM | Comments (0)
February 09, 2006
Them Danes Do got Sack!
It turns out the controversy over the Muhommad cartoons (it's funny even to write such a statement) was generated by mullahs who passed out literature with over-the-top cartoons which were never even publised in the Danish news! Further, the Danish media is the only media standing up to those mullahs who have lied to stir this controversy, anger, and hatred as a method of brainwashing the muslim masses into homicide bombings. They are openly calling them liars, while the American and other European media outlets are tripping overthemselves to kiss their asses, and say Vichy-France things like "it was inflammatory after all..."
It's sickening, truly, that anyone would defend them just because there are billions of Christians in this world and they are not all saints. Duh, man, duh! But they still don't go around blowing people up by the thousands. The Eric Rudolph-types are the tiniest fraction compared to the throngs of violent muslims waiting to line up to kill us all, just for being Westerners. But I digress...
During discussions on this breaking news story this morning on KFI AM 640, the Jewish talk-show host, whose father escaped Nazi Poland by the hair on his chinny chin chin, described what happened in Denmark when the Germans invaded:
"The Germans made the same proclamation in Denmark as they had every other country they invaded. All jews had to wear the yellow Star of David to be identified as jews. The day the proclamation went into effect, all Danes wore the yellow star. Even the King and Queen of Denmark went out for the day with yellow stars sewn onto their clothing, and declared, 'Indeed, we are all Jewish.' The net effect was that the Danes saved nearly all their jews, unlike any other country in Europe."
I have an unbelievable newfound respect for the Danish people. I had no idea!
Posted by Michela at 08:00 PM | Comments (1)
February 06, 2006
Poop is is disgusting AND sickening...
I wanna know why a "university biologist" (a euphemism for a welfare recipient by way of tax-funded reasearch dollars) had to perform a study to find that human poop will kill plants. And that may it ain't such a good idea to use human poop to green up the 18th hole of your favorite golf course. I mean seriously people, you needed a damn study for that? Eew!
Posted by Michela at 10:16 AM | Comments (1)
Santa Monica Squeeze
Took a trip to Santa Monica for a burger, but what we got was a Pillsbury Dough Girl. Jerl, Brett, et al tell me this is a muffin top. Could be, but would you eat it? I sure as hell wouldn't...
And can someone tell me what's with the hair, and the coat that could attack?
Posted by Michela at 09:21 AM | Comments (5)
February 02, 2006
Most Accident-Prone Millionaire...
I really hate movie stars, this site has a Movie Star Pig Fucker category after all. Unless a star hits that category, I could care less about them. They're communists, stupid, self-righteous, and uninteresting parrots with nothing new to say about anything.
But I couldn't help myself here. Lindsay Lohan, one of the ugliest It-Girls ever, has been in another accident. In fact, she's been in a lot of accidents. This time, she "slipped" down the stairs of fellow nobody Bryan Adams (anyone remember who that is?!) and sliced herself with a teacup, of all things. I say slice, cnn.com says "cut." If you have to go to a hospital for treatment rather than peel open a bandaid, you're sliced. She's also been in two car accidents where she's the driver. I realize she may be passing drug/alcohol tests at the time, but every good drunkard knows that mental impairment can last long after the BAC dwindles, depending on the bender. I shall wait for the "rehab" headlines as undoubtedly, she's headed there. She's got bucks to buy all the substances she could possible swallow, and so she's got three options: Get some treatment, join Michael Jackson in the Bahrain insane assylum, or join Chris Farley et al six feet under.
Posted by Michela at 06:00 PM | Comments (5)
February 01, 2006
Could MWB's faith in humanity be restored?
Well, probably not. But if you have a few minutes to spare, this is such a heartwarming story. The synopsis is that a woman saw a little girl alone in a convenience store who looked haunted, scared, something; the woman's instincts told her something was wrong. She took the license plate of of the creepy dude who drove the girl away, called 911, then local authorities, and even America's Most Wanted. When they did nothing, she drove 300 miles back to the convenience store a week later and begged them to let her watch the surveillance tape from the day she saw the girl. While watching the tape, a local cop walks in, he's pursuaded to look into it further, and voila, the girl was not supposed to be with the cretins who were keeping her, the creepy dude was a convicted child molester and they were molesting her, and the child has been saved.
I love this story, and I have to keep the dark reality cloud away that this poor child has been saved for the moment but most certainly has a real tough life ahead of her. The next invention should be the ability to wipe out horrifying childhood memories, I tell ya'.
And while we're at it, when the FUCK are we going to learn these godforsaken monsters do not rehabilitate. To stop this cycle of evil against children, they should just be thrown into one big pit of 50 with enough food to feed 40. That'd take care of them, and society.
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM
January 31, 2006
The gas of tomorrow for the idiots of today
Brett Affleck brings us a beauty today. A German newspaper "inadvertently" ran a 1/3 page advertisement for E.ON, a worldwide energy company, with a tag line that said, "The Gas of Tomorrow." Unfortunatley, a big story on the "the gas of yesterday", the Nazi extermination of European gypsies, was the other 2/3 of the page.
That just could not have been an accident. Those silly krauts...
Posted by Michela at 10:07 AM | Comments (1)
January 24, 2006
Man up boy!
What kind o' sissy gets his knickers all knotted up around his nuts just because a teacher made him sit on the floor for wearing a football jersey. Come ON now bro', show some Elway-style fortitude. Sit on that there floor and take yer damn quiz with pride for taking one for the team. And we didn't mean in the butt, either bro'. Don'tcha start shakin in yer shoes again...
Posted by Michela at 01:10 PM | Comments (5)
January 16, 2006
NFL refs fail in all-out effort to take Indy all the way!
It's really unbelievable that there are not more headlines all over the place on how the NFL referees did everything but spike the Pittsburg gatorade jug with qualudes to hand Indianapolis this playoff game. There's a little talk hither and thither about the most ridiculous call ever made in NFL history (as in this article, the overturn of the interception), but there were numerous issues with the refereeing of this game. Bad ball placements, not calling penalties on Indy, and, in spite of all that, the Steelers still won. San Diegans all over rejoiced.
San Diegans may be a bunch of sun bleached, half-baked stoners with fewer brain cells left than an ameoba, but they never forget slight to the home team (click here to read all about Peyton's punkass brother.)
Posted by Michela at 08:00 PM | Comments (7)
January 11, 2006
What else could they say...
So some of those fatties out there are just fine being the way they are. Well duh, if they weren't, they'd probably do something about it. What the media, politicians, et al, don't seem to understand with any sort of consistency is that people can and should be able to live their lives exactly as they damn well please. That includes smoking, drinking, drugging, and getting/staying fat-ing. And they can be goddamn happy about it, too, even if this study or that study (Click Here to Read Another Study 'bout the Doomed Lives of Fatties), or some agendized jerk-off from the Center for the Public Science Institute says you're gonna DIE if you don't follow the dietary guidelines to a T. Ya, you're gonna die three months earlier in that nice nursing home (that's what the other studies show; if you follow all this dietary guideline crap to a tee you'll, on average, live three whopping months longer in your diapers).
So why don't those busy-bees just go study why cats hallucinate when you put LSD into their cat food. It's more interesting.
Posted by Michela at 12:38 PM | Comments (2)
Ah the miracles of modern medicine
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January 05, 2006
Do threesomes make zero sums?
...or do they? It's an unofficial assumption that couples who partake in three-some-ing are going to find themselves solo flyers, most of the time. Or, the subsequent relationship will be sicko; just like many abused don't leave their abusers, it doesn't make the relationship happy or healthy just because it has been sustained.
Soooo, there's a $100 bet on this one friends, family, guests and everyone else who ever made it to this blog. If you bring a third someone into the bedroom, are ya' gonna be able to go on from there and be happy happy happy? Are ya' gonna be jealous, suspicious, fearful the new family addition will wreck your life more than a puppy wrecks the carpet? Are ya' gonna have to forever escalate the sexual accoutrements (read leather and no lace) to be satisfied in the beddie bye room? Or do ya' just go wow that was great we'll make it an annual event and go about your happy ways...
Michela's got a c note riding on the it-will-ruin-a-happy-relationship-in-some-way-shape-or-form opinion. David's got the same c note riding on the it-won't-harm-if-all-agreed-to-begin-with opinion.
Reliable, researched information on this topic is difficult to locate; attempts to google for hard facts (so to speak) simply return a slew websites that either promote the swinging lifestyle or assure you that Christianity has the answers to your sinful ways. Michela's supposition is based on intuition and the experienced mind of Dr. Drew. We need popular opinion.
Posted by Michela at 11:00 AM | Comments (20)
December 16, 2005
A rational actor? WTF?!
Marla brings us a rational pre-holiday story...Read all about it
Morgan Freeman has given us the only sensical musings outta Hollyweird since...since...well, since ever. But these sound observations get less press than the groundhog shadow. Oh well, that's what we're here for.
Posted by Michela at 10:04 AM | Comments (4)
December 15, 2005
The new definition of shameful
Mexican President Vicente Fox has proclaimed the US decision to expand the border fence "disgraceful and shameful" and a violation of human rights.
SOOoooo, the fact that Mexico is so corrupt these poor souls who risk life, limb, and family savings to come to the United States across dangerous deserts because they cannot find work in Mexico, the fact that they can't enroll their children in schools, the fact that they can't get medical care because Mexico is essentially a bankrupt, pathetic country that should really be very rich because it has as many or more natural resources as the United States, THAT'S not shameful? And our attempts to prevent our beautiful and pristine California countryside and coastline from being overrun by millions of poverty-stricken people from a corrupt country IS?
Posted by Michela at 08:44 AM | Comments (2)
December 14, 2005
What a horrible, horrible place the Western World is
Luddites around the world unite. Technology and advances in modern medicine are rapidly closing in on you. Those of you who long for the good ol' days when we didn't have cars, homes which trounced on the habitats of tick mice, and it was soooo coooold it killed off the prehistoric world (we hate global warming, after all), you'll hate this story.
This poor girl is being cared for in the Western World, free of charge. Why? Because our lives have gotten so good, we have something left over after a long day toiling, and we're willing to share. Not like in Haiti, where this poor child couldn't catch a Taxi, never mind proper medical treatment.
Posted by Michela at 03:49 PM | Comments (0)
The monsters reveal themselves
I tried to avoid any comments on this Tookie Monster Williams nonsense because it became such a media whorefest there wouldn'ta been enough condoms in the Western Hemisphere if it involved screwjobs of the sexual type. Media whore Jesse Jackson, Snoopy Dogg Dogg, Jamie Foxx, and the other usual Hollyweird P-Fers all whored around this loser Tookie Monster Williams. And Barbara Becknell, the fleabag chick who woulda' banged Tookie Monster but for that little imprisonment problem due to his murdering FOUR people and BRAGGING about it. But for that...
And to see that the 'standard' media outlets, you know the ones, LA Times, NY Times, the pink-papered rag in San Francisco, lacked of any semblence of accurate reporting throughout this, as they stumbled over their own long, lying noses to whore around with the above whore-mongering list, well, it's enough to make you wanna burn the Hollywood sign down for-ever. Nobody I know has all day to sort through the BS, so I'll just give you some highlights:
San Francisco Chronicle reproted that "Los Angeles shock jocks" were booed as they shouted "Kill Tookie! Kill Tookie!" This is an absolute fabrication. The show in question, the John and Ken show, has 5 hours of show tapes which prove this never happened.
No reporter present at the execution asked why Snoopy Dogg Dogg and Jamie Fox were absent. Why? They were at a party for NFL player Terrell Owens. I guess their favorite cause was less important than a chance to party with an NFL star.
The LA Times didn't mention Tookie Monster's murder for six paragraphs. SIX. His fraudulent Nobel nominations were mentioned first.
I'm not in favor of the death penalty, I've said it 100 times. But this, THIS, this revolting display of insanity by people calling themselves anti-death penalty, it's crap. They could give a rats ass about the death penalty, they only care about whitie. THE MAN. And the whoremongering media and all their whores just played directly into these hands. See the real monsters in action, as they nearly assault talk-show host Jay Ziegler who was there asking legitimate questions like, do you know who the victims were? Did you know that Tookie Monster dedicated one of his children's books to someone who hired the killers who then murdered these FOUR people? See for yourself...
Posted by Michela at 11:48 AM | Comments (1)
December 11, 2005
Let Freedom Ring
Interestingly, the slaughter of 20 people by their government over the mere fact that they protested said government doesn't really ring the slightest bell in US media. Yes this is hidden 12 links deep on Yahoo news, but any headlines? Any CNN or Fox or ABC headlines about this? Nein.
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