October 10, 2006

Babs is still a bitch and a repugnant intolerable leftist piglet

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Thanks Marla...we needed another example of liberal loonies this week. Who knew a person could be a human (although whether Barbara the Bitch Streisand is a human might be debatable), a bitch, and a pig at the same time. But in keeping with this week's theme that the left can dish it out like grits for a Sunday breakfast in Mississippi, they can't take even a teaspoon of their own vile medicine back.

Babs lashed out at a concert goer for not being overly thrilled with her Bush Bash. She tells that person to shut the fuck up, and then goes on a preach about "tolerance." Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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June 24, 2005

Congrats Tom Cruise! He wins MWB Movie-Star P-Fer award #2

Watching Cruise lead a very impressionable, maleable, and rather dumb female down the dark path of Scientology makes me kinda queasy. That he is walking around telling everyone he knows--in absolutes--what's right and wrong and that we're all just living in a delusional fog, well, by golly, that earns Mr. Cruise a place on MediaWatchblog’s Movie Star Pig Fucker Hall of Lame.

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Tom Cruise "tangles" with Matt Lauer on the Today show, if you call Lauer's pansy responses entangling or tough. While we give Lauer credit for even hitting on the Brooke Shields / Cruise pissing fight (instigated by Cruise), but he didn't nail him to the wall in spite of the heroic headlines Lauer is getting today. Check out Lauer’s gag-me-with-a-pitchfork gush after Cruise basically called Lauer a fool:

At one point Cruise told Lauer, “You’re glib” and said Lauer didn’t know what he was talking about. The star launched into a detailed discussion of the use of the prescription drug Ritalin....“It's very impressive to listen to you,” Lauer replied, “because clearly, you've done the homework. And you know the subject.”

Where are the hip waders dude! It's crotch deep in here!

Here’s what the Today interview looks like with MWB on the job:
"So, you say you know the history of psychiatry, and that is why you call into question the entire field today. Do you understand the history of surgery, when they were using leeches and hot jars to cure people? If so, how do you reconcile visiting a doctor with a broken arm but not a broken spirit?"

"You say you don't talk about things you don't understand. Then can you explain how serotonin re-uptake inhibitors, which prevent re-uptake of serotonin and thus increase the concentration of serotonin at the neural synapse, is not an effective method of increasing or stabilizing serotonin levels (a crucial component of one's overall mood) but paying Scientology a bunch of money does? What is that mechanism on the neural pathways, exactly?"

I'd also ask Mr. Cruise, Knower of All things, doesn't Scientology demand that women not utter a single sound during childbirth even without pain medication, and that should they fail to do so, they have destroyed their children forever? Isn't this a bit medieval and cruel, and isn't this another sexist pig way for men to blame all the shortcomings of the children on the mother?

I’d ask him, do you remember Andrea Yates? Not only did her cessation of medication cause her to plummet into a darkness and pit of mental hell Cruise could never understand, she was being given videos of a Christian freakshow dressed in a Satan outfit telling mothers they can irreparably serve their children up to the devil if they are "Bad." Funny how freakshow MEN hiding behind the cloak of rightousnous and religion always get to determine just what "Bad" women are. Isn't it, Mr. Cruise? Don't you find that an odd coincidence, Mr. Cruise? From the Christians to the Taliban to the Scientologists and back, the men get to decide what bad women are, get to take the self-righteous moral high ground, and women, at least those who can think straight, can thank jesus for giving them freedom in these United States. And for that, we give the big fat bird to movie star p-fers and everyone like them.

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February 15, 2005

Extra extra!! Bulimia is caused by communism

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Jane Fonda goes blah blah blah about how her 35-year bout with bulimia is due to her desire to be the perfect wife, to be beautiful, blah blah about how all her dreams were destroyed when she became self-aware.

While our friend in ultra Communist, ultra egalitarian Hollywood claims it was her desire for perfection that caused her to become bulimic, MWB knows the truth; it's communism that makes one upchuck one's food on a regular basis.

After all, it really is enough to make you hack up your lunch, the very idea that anyone in the most class-based society on earth would spout off about esteem (translation: egalitarianism). If you've ever experienced the joys of Hollywoodland (for bloggers in the know, the original Hollywood sign read "Hollywoodland" but when "land" fell down, it was never replaced), you well know you are either an a-list, a b-list, a c-list, or a nobody. You either know somebody, or you should kill yourself. And you hang precariously in one category, always perched by one lost investment, bad movie, or invitation slight to fall one or more categories down.

I was in a Hollywood restaurant a few weeks ago, and the humanity on display was enough to make me wanna barf. There was a group of 5 or 6 people in the corner, but the only talker was an animated 35-ish guy dropping names like tarnished pennies... "Dustin said it was the funniest script he'd ever seen!" His audience was rapt. The plebes grouped around this fruit and hung onto every word because he could say things like "Dustin" and "Hilary" and "Clint" and it meant something. Something really important. The waiter had to fawn over these idiots to make sure he did not alienate a FOD (Friend of Dustin). But clearly, he was annoyed. The tone of his voice was degrees more severe than simple sarcasm when he said, "Can I help you?" to the fawning crowd. Witnessing such a display one no longer wonders how Jim Jones came to be.

Me, a real nobody, simply sits in the corner trying to enjoy a nice late-night meal after a fabulous trip to the Opera and observes this exchange with the interest of a psychology student. I was quite fortunate, since this was my only chance to be granted entrance to the inner sanctum--a premium a-list attended restaurant on Sunset Boulevard--it was 1 a.m. and the a-listers had moved on to a-list parties. During prime time, my only chance for a booth would be as a FOD (that earns you an automatic letter list designation). Alas, I am not; you recall, I'm a nobody.

Knowing this, experiencing this, seeing this, knowing the a- list b-list c-list bullshit, Hanoi Jane makes us laugh when she pleads for young ladies to have self esteem and not to wolf up their lunches in the name of perfection. The world she promotes, the world she lives in, the very world she helped to create and continues to propagate shamelessly promotes stick figure looks and damnation to outsiders. Why would any of the girls at her little talk listen when the alluring twinkle of Follywood beckons?

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February 10, 2005

Mike Farrell, First Winner of MWB Movie Star Pig Fucker Award

Los Angeles radio KFI AM 640 and its "John and Ken Show" brings us Mike Farrell, leftist activist uber ordinary who appeared at Cal Poly Pomona to babble on his opposition with the death penalty.

Twenty years ago, four human beings were brutally murdered, and Pig Fucker Farrell and other activists of his ilk have taken up the cause of the murderer [It]. Its execution was stayed one year ago to re-test all the evidence, and to ensure there were no stones unturned under the noose. A year ago, Pig Fucker Farrell spoke out about this case and said racist The Man conspired yet again against The Brother. However, DNA testing and all new reviews of evidence prove once again the convicted killer is The One.

The father of one of the murder victims has worked at Cal Poly Pomona for 30 years, and he and his family must have been offended by Pig Fucker Farrell's fervent efforts to spare a murderer (see lefties, we can spell that word too), right in his face, right in his own workplace.

These murders were brutal. The killer's identity is not in doubt, not even to Pig Fucker Farrell. He has therefore shifted his arguments against this execution from whitey's conspiracy to calls for human compassion. The evidence, now freshly reviewed and retested, is overwhelming. We should have, he pleads, compassion for the murderer of an entire family and their son's 10 year old friend... He has the nerve to appear at this man's place of business on a key anniversary related to his son's tragic death.

I wonder if anyone would continue to fawn over Pig Fucker Farrell if he showed up at, say, Intuit or Bank of America to give a speech for the crowd while the poor father must work away in his cubicle. Here, he gets to use the University as a shield and the leftist activists can pass it off as free speech instead of the inhumane harassment that it really is.

For the record, Mediawatchblog is not pro death penalty. And still, we think Pig Fucker Farrell's appearance is worse than poor taste, it's evil and vile and revolting. And isn't it a shame that Scumbag Killer and Pig Fucker Farrell live while the murder victims are still dead.

Many, MANY kudos to Mary Ann Hughes, the wife of the Cal Poly employee and mother of his child for countering Pig Fucker Farrell's lack of humanity with a human face. Many Kudos to the John and Ken show for exposing once again just what a Pig Fucker Farrell is.

We are not giving any publicity whatsoever to Scumbag Murderer we have named It. However, here is a tribute to the victims:

F. Douglas Ryen
Peggy Ann Ryen
Jessica Ryen, 10 years old
Joshua Ryen, 8 years old (survivor)
Christopher Hughes, 10 years old (inset)

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