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July 15, 2007
Culling the herd with Florida Fun
It might seem terribly cruel to make light of a story where a young woman has plunged to her death; how would I like such ridicule, after all, were it me.
But frankly, if I'm doing handstands on a balcony railing, I deserve all the mockery the world can muster.
Note: The news reporters undoubtedly didn't want to make the woman look like a total moron by reporting she was doing this handstand on the railing. However, I don't see how anyone could fall off a balcony doing said handstand if they weren't on the railing, or doing it so close to the railing the legs just flailed right over the side. Either which way, this lady was a complete moron.
Posted by Michela at 08:32 AM | Comments (0)
November 12, 2006
More Florida Fun!
Right from the bowels of the Florida county that could not manage to punch a hole next to the candidate they wished to vote for, we have another Broward county Idiot Voter award.
One of the same geniuses who couldn't work the punch cards in 1999 seems to have mailed their absentee ballot using a stamp worth over $200,000. The stamp hasn't been authenticated, but there doesn't seem to be any other explanation for a 24 cent stamp. The hawk-eyed County Commissioner spotted the stamp, as he had dabbled in stamp collecting in his youth. In fairness (although I'm not sure fairness is deserved here) the article mentions that since these stamps are so valuable, fakes have been sold on eBay. Maybe this voter got a fake on eBay and decided to use it on his/her absentee ballot.
However, you will note that the article further explains the ballot was disqualified for having no name on the envelope, so Idiot Voter might very well have swiped a book of stamps from great grandpa's cherished collection and slapped one of them on the ballot. It all happened in Florida, after all....
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (2)
October 05, 2006
The Dems are proud...they've outed a gay guy
One of the things that seems quite laughable by the righteously indignant stance of the Democrats during this so-called Republican "crisis" is that it centers around a gay man who probably broke no laws (as the age of consent in Washington DC is 16). Therefore, this scandal has served merely to force a gay man out of the closet for no reason other than political bloodshed. Were the same thing to have occurred with a Democrat, those powder puff girls would have screamed endlessly over the "smear campaign" and the "witch hunt."
AND, let's NOT forget the Monica Lewinsky scandal of the century; Clinton actually bonked her (although husbands all over America were thrilled to learn oral sex is not technically bonking so Clinton--and said husbands--should get a free pass on that basis alone). I quite clearly remember an interview where the Madonna herself said that Clinton should absolutely not be considered a criminal "for having sex." As if lying under oath about sexual harassment--created and advocated and shoved down all our throats like Clinton's weenie in Monica's mouth by those same damn liberals--is just "having sex."
Based on that liberal premise alone, a premise and an assertion quite popular at the time, Mr. Foley should not be considered a criminal for talking about sex! As all indications are that's all he did.
Now whether or not he deceived his voter base with some family values bullshit, I don't know; I'm not from Florida, thank God and Country. However, MWB is ecstatic to have yet another entry in the "Florida Fun" category so soon!!!! (Click --> Here <-- to go read more Florida Fun.)
Posted by Michela at 11:12 AM | Comments (0)
September 21, 2006
Boy oh boy, MWB loves Florida
Florida is just an endless source of laughable maroonery. Unfortunately this story is a quite sad commentary on what can happen when said maroonery can make decisions that are so utterly destructive (like the guy who proudly invented CFCs...). I realize this was 30 years ago, but even 30 years ago we knew that tires had to be disposed of carefully because they would degrade into soil, polluting the soil. Gee, then what 68 IQ idiot thought that tires dissolving in the ocean would create a life supporting ocean reef? Did the idiot's flippers clap or just wave when the idea hit the conference room blackboard? Or was this decision rendered based on the wink of a groundhog?
"He winked!"
"Well, does that mean he approves?"
"Yeah, says right here a groundhog wink is a 'yes' vote. So say the groundhog! Let the tire dumping begin!"
And with this, the (so far) creme-de-la-creme Florida moron story, MWB succumbs and has created the category "Florida Fun." Welcome to our target list of mockery, FL!
Posted by Michela at 08:00 AM | Comments (2)