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June 28, 2007
Surprazz Surprazzz Surprazzzz! Men are PIGS!
MWB gives a big hand of applause to the Trojan condom company for airing an ad that might really do some good; highlighting the fact that men are, indeed, just pigs in disguise. Except in this ad, you see the pig, not the disguise, first. It's just a great way to remind women that while the lines might be good, the source of all those words of flattery is really just a pig. So wear a condom already.
Posted by Michela at 08:22 PM | Comments (2)
The demand for freedom and justice continues
On three houses in the flight path of Long Beach airport, Long Beach, CA:
Posted by Michela at 02:41 PM | Comments (6)
June 23, 2007
Hot Grandma notwithstanding...
...if you're going to wear a white linen dress, you gotta wear a slip. We 'preciate your sexy panties, but still, pleeeeze! Spare us!
Posted by Michela at 09:51 AM | Comments (3)
June 20, 2007
Cartman says, this is just so awesome
Some drunk guy breaks into a place where Alcoholics Anonymous meetings are held. You can't make this shit up!
Posted by Michela at 08:26 AM | Comments (2)
June 06, 2007
Never, NEVER succumb to threats and get into the car
Another beautiful young woman has been murdered--and we'll likely find out 'raped and..'--by someone who forced her into a car.
No matter the gun, the knife, or the threats of the monster, fight, kick, scream, yell, throw your body onto the ground, bite, go for the eyes, use your arms and legs to obstruct passage through a car doorway. Fight so hard he's gotta try to kill you right there or leave. The chances are, he's not going to do the former, and will do the latter, which means you get away. But chances are, if you go, you're dead anyway. And heaven help us let's not think of what happens to you in between.
Fight ladies, FIGHT.
Posted by Michela at 05:42 PM | Comments (0)
June 05, 2007
Hang Michael Vick by his testicls and shock his tongue
I hate Michael Vick. He deserves to die. Despite his lies, it looks like he was intimately involved in fighting dogs on his property. He is a disgusting creature, and I encourage every NFL linebacker there is to take this monster's head off. To be involved in the torture of the sweetest creatures who love people so much they would do anything for them just for the thrill of blood and gambling... there is no hell harsh enough for this monster.
Posted by Michela at 07:14 AM | Comments (4)
June 04, 2007
How to waste $2800 in 25 words or less
If you've ever wondered how you could possibly blow over two thousand dollars, here's the hideous Versace purse for you!
Posted by Michela at 11:38 AM | Comments (4)