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March 09, 2007

Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll!

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So kids, you think it's glamorous to be a rock and roll star; what a lifestyle, right? Well, maybe not so much. Or, shall I say, maybe for just a wee little bit o'time. Yeah yeah, who wouldn't like to have as much tail as they can get their hands on for 20 years; all the sex, drugs, and more sex, drugs you can get.

And I do realize, kids, that to you, life ends at 35. So seein' a 52 year-old man who looks 80-eh? What's the difference, right? But kids, I assure you, this is NOT what you should look like at 52; think Sophia Loren (HOT! And she's like, 90!). Think Demi Moore; not far from 52, kids. Not far at all. This photograph is of one Eddie Van Halen; the hottest rock and roll star for decades, a giant in the world of guitarists, and who is entering rehab for the nth time and really looks like hell, folks. Really.

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Posted by Michela at March 9, 2007 07:55 AM

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OMG, I can't believe this is Eddie. No wonder Valerie Bertinelli left his ass!

Posted by: Marla at March 10, 2007 03:17 PM

Posted by: Marla at March 10, 2007 03:21 PM

Hey, didn't he play Gollum in "Lord of the Rings"?

My college roommate used to hang out at Bertinelli's house, back when she was dating Eddie. Apparently he was hardcore even back then, 30 years ago.

Thanks for the time warp, Marla--Boston was the first show I ever went to. Alpha Omega.

Posted by: sco at March 11, 2007 01:46 AM

I believe you're right

Posted by: michela at March 12, 2007 11:27 PM

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