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February 01, 2007

Dear Debra Kanof, The Kunt

This letter was actually sent to Debra Kanof the Kunt, a letter written by Michela:

Dear Ms. Kanof:

I'm nearly 159% certain you will never read this letter. I'm sure that your assault on innocent humanity has made the ability for you to read your own mail and listen to your own voice mails impossible. But stranger things have happened (for example, the federal government imprisoning two innocent men for a large part of their young adult lives based on the testimony of a drug trafficker), so I thought I'd give it a try.

There's nothing I can tell you that you have not read or heard already, such as these men are innocent, you maliciously prosecuted them in revenge for not accepting a plea, or as part of a conspiracy to shut down the security of our borders, that the Ramos/Compean case will stand as one of the most horrific miscarriages of justice in the history of the United States of America. Oh, and congratulations for being the spearhead of such a campaign of federal government terror; that’s quite a legacy!

Regardless, I have a few more words for you; you are about the most hideous creature in the female human I've ever seen. I left this message for you on your voicemail, which was screened from you by your--no doubt--equally hideous assistant(s). You are hideous not because your genetics say so, although that certainly weighed in against you as well (eh hem--since you're as wide as you are tall, I just can't help peppering in the puns). You are hideous because your black soul is on display; you have no warmth, no charm, no charisma, no sweetness, no light, no feminine qualities of any kind. I've known lots of genetically unattractive women, and lots of heavy women. And at the same time, many of these women just exuded beauty; beautiful souls with the kindness and loveliness of an angel.

YOU, however, are just hideous. And disgusting. I have obtained the information from people very close to this case that dozens of people who have worked with you or currently work with you have nothing nice to say about you. They describe a tyrant...a cold, calculating, disturbed creature in the container of a human body with no interest in justice (in spite of the profession you chose to pursue).

I have no doubt you will burn in hell, if hell as Christians know it exists. I also have no doubt that as a sociopath and a tyrant, you're living in a fair version of hell on earth. Were you to exhibit one scintilla of humanity, I'd almost feel sorry for you for existing this way...hated....disdained by hundreds of thousands, if not millions of strangers as well as anyone around you. It must be hard to be a big fat pig pariah. It isn’t easy to be that hated, you had to work for that one. Again, congratulations on being one of the most hated humans on earth.

However, all is not bleak for your black soul. The Christian God, the Jewish God, the Muslim God, and Buddha allow for mistakes and redemption. If you make this evil right and admit to your wrongs, you will find that even while you weigh 200 pounds at five feet tall, you will feel lighter. Your hideous face will start to take on a softness, a lightness, and will reveal a glimpse of beauty. But redemption requires repentance.

I seriously doubt you will take my advice, and you'll live out the rest of your wicked days as a hideous, ugly, disgusting ball of fat. But I really felt it was my duty to give you the invitation to redemption; your outright refusal of it will just seal your fate into the doors of hell. And as you approach the end of your life, you'll be alone or with another black creature; all real and kind human beings who might have been there for you you've burned and turned away. You'll be sitting there alone for many years with nobody of any quality around you, and Mr. Ramos and Mr. Compean will long be out of prison in spite of your failure to redeem, and they'll be surrounded by their families, their wives, their children, and some of the millions of people who have grown to know and love them through this ordeal. And I'll be sitting there with them, and we'll have long forgotten about you; in spite of the enormity of your evil, we will not waste a breath or thought on you or what you've done. You are not worth one molecule of oxygen if you do not redeem.

So all I can say, Ms. Tyrant, time flies. Life is short. You have ever so little time to make your choice; turn towards the light, or keep on your path of evil.

Godspeed to you--and may you die of cancer of the eyes--if you choose the latter.

Sincerely,

Michele O'Dea

PS: Lest you think I’m some religious fanatic, I’m an atheist. You might be too. Your trip to the gates of hell might not exist, but remember the black life you are living. Redemption can save you in this life, my dear. This life of which--unless you’re a Buddhist--you get one and only one to live. So it's your choice: blackness or light. Blackness or light. That’s the beauty of life, even for ugly creatures like you; there are always choices.

Posted by Michela at February 1, 2007 10:37 PM

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