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January 31, 2007
Where to begin!
Thanks to Marla for this one... So, here we are, a grandmother and a great grandmother were charged with whatever the hell you charge folks with when a child in your care tests positive for cocaine, twice. Let's count the ways you could see this one coming from 5 lines and a big mirror away:
1: Grandmother/great grandmother raising the kid
2: Grandmother is 42; child is 10. Break out your abacus kids, that means she was a grandmother at 32. I say we get a pool going; closest one to the biological mother's age at child's birth wins.
3: The kid attends a school that regularly tests TEN YEAR OLDS for drugs. And, eh, I notice the "Alternative" in the school's title. Did a quickie google-bee on the school; only 189 kids, 69% male, 31% female, and 68% of the students qualify for free or discounted lunches. Let's get the 2nd MWB pool going here; shall we have a small wager on the fact that this school is for the kids who've been tossed from regular public schools?
My lighthearted take on this notwithstanding, my heart goes out to this poor child. If there's a kid out there who doesn't stand a chance, it's her. Her life has been so skee-rewed by the horrid adults who are unfortunately in charge of her that she has already been tossed from public schools and is doing cocaine by TEN. Sometimes I just wonder how the hell human beings could be so defective as to fuck up a poor little girl like this. I guess it starts with the 14 year old mother (and whatever made HER have a child at such an age).
Well, sorry to end on such a disgusting note and to earn myself another millennia in purgatory, but as Adam Carrolla would say, at least the world got another stripper and not another violent male criminal.
Posted by Michela at 08:11 PM | Comments (3)
January 20, 2007
I've been a veggie before...maybe it's time again...
The remains of murdered women fed to pigs, with the pigs subsequently being slaughtered and sold into the "human food chain" is just about enough to make me run to the nearest Mother's Market for tofu enchildas (quite good, actually). But when they add, "...along with, perhaps, human meat itself" I'm not running to Mother's, I'm flying as fast as my Kraut Kar can take me.
Posted by Michela at 02:10 PM | Comments (9)
January 17, 2007
Attention all parents!
Thanks to my Pop for this one... this is a great story.
Post this photograph over your daughter's computer. Tell her, "When you're chatting with blondsurferboy222 THIS is what he really looks like."
Who is this freak-o-trainwreck? This is a man who was communicating with a 14 year-old girl on the internet. He convinced her to go with him to South Dakota, and probably had sexual intercourse with her. Think she knew the guy looked like this? Most of their communications were via text messages after her parents curtailed her internet access. I think every girl in the country should be subjected to this photograph at least 5 hours a day; just a 'quick' reminder of the type of creep who scams on girls on the internet; a real cute blond surfer boy sure as hell doesn't need to mess around with 14 year olds a thousand miles away. Only guys who look like THIS need to do that.
Posted by Michela at 04:23 PM | Comments (13)