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October 11, 2006

Will the REAL Witch doctor please stand up?

I've mocked CNN (and other) headlines before, this one takes the cake:

Fake witch doctor shopped WalMart, cops say.

So I guess there's really nothing to worry about, since it was just a fake witch doctor. When the headline says "Real witch doctor takes over WalMart" then we should be scared. When the CNN reporter finds a "real" witch doctor, perhaps they can ask this question (if the real witch doctor is a Republican, you can be rest assured of hard hitting questions of this nature; if the real witch doctor is a Democrat, fuggeddaboutit).

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Posted by Michela at October 11, 2006 11:57 AM

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I'm wondering if it is a crime to impersonate a witch doctor, or just to shop at Wal-Mart while doing so...

Posted by: tsls at October 16, 2006 01:28 AM

Hmm, if it was Selma, Alabama, I'm guessing both are capital offenses!

Posted by: michela at October 17, 2006 04:27 PM

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