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October 17, 2006
The haiku of the spam
For those of you who doubt the traffic this site receives based on comments...I'll tell you whut! I get lots of uncommented traffic (MADDOX! I KNOW YOU'RE READING!!!!:). And spammers have found michela@mediawatchblog.com from my posts, and I get all kinds of spam there. As I was scanning the subject lines, it occurred to me it was quite poetic. I took the subject lines of 22 emails, exactly as they were received (caps errors and all), and just give this masterpiece a read!
Work from home
Feel Strong
Nice Job!
Volume boomed in day, sit it triple friday
then
check out volume
it is...
prudent evident
ab~see you bastard
documents disclaimer
Chavez kept in her criticism
i can
outofdate innovate
Now. How do pasta
Expand?
Serious message You Require Read
Language the web pages
UWIN
SHOW
Bush of having spoken
before buy, You
puzzle like other. travel
And then...
Their wired lives wears
My hand to God, reading from email #1 to email #22, this is what they said. Isn't it beautiful?
Posted by Michela at October 17, 2006 04:16 PM
Comments
ummmmm, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh...
wild college coeds
you need a bigger penis
check out my web cam
Posted by: oh, i ganja at October 17, 2006 04:32 PM
Me gots a tear in me eye, such lovely words
Posted by: michela at October 17, 2006 04:33 PM
Not in order, but verbatim:
Re: v1@gra
immense again
by vascular
my ambition
flashlight pontiff
be as pressure
done, thanks
Posted by: tsls at October 18, 2006 02:54 AM
flashlight pontiff??
that is the best subject line i have ever seen!
Posted by: oh, i ganja at October 18, 2006 10:11 AM
If we're talking not real Haiku, that one, tsls, definitely takes the cake-aroo. iGanja suggests a contest. Hmm... Let the games begin?
Posted by: michela at October 18, 2006 04:08 PM
Notice of Enrollment
showdown
All you favorite games
prepare urself for this
into a caustic verbal
To it races
ger ur swiss together
jockey and clan
to the staid verbiage
Posted by: tsls at October 21, 2006 01:23 AM
Flashlight pontiff,
Bedpan horticulture.
Girls don't like you?
Posted by: oh, i ganja at October 23, 2006 11:04 AM
brash marsupial
That of psychological
bathroom
moldy balding
curricula fear
Its not wonder your girlfriend is very angry!
He as redemption
Which School
RE: your gut
do char
Posted by: tsls at October 23, 2006 04:10 PM