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June 14, 2006
Fabulous Quote of the day
Our fabulous quote of the day is from John Ziegler, read at www.JohnZiegler.com:
"The female figure is the greatest known evidence that there might be a God...but the female psyche is an indication that this God has a very sick sense of humor."
MWB couldn't agree more. As a mostly female website, the gals of MWB think most females are beautiful and witty; solid contributors to society. On the other hand, as our JRule points out, they can also be bitchy, haggish, angry, resentful, overly suspicious, nagging, and illogical Beelzebubs. And that's all at the same time! MWB gals agree males fall into four simple categories:
Category One: Hot guys. Definitely fuckable; the type you take home only after 1 a.m. and kick out by 3 a.m. as they are not built for, eh hem, conversation. Must be able to make a sandwich without waking you. Difficult task for Category Ones; they're not so smart, and the best thing they have going for them besides being fuckable is a pulse.
Category Two: Ugly guys. Not fuckable. MWB always prays these guys are super smart, say, like Billy Boy Gates. Otherwise, the best thing they have going for them period is a pulse.
Category Three: Hot guys, not fuckable. They are assholes. Cannot speak in complete sentences. Growl at the television frequently. Have broken several remote controls during the superbowl. These guys like hoochie mamas who wear t-shirts that say "GOT MILK?"
Category Four: Hot guys, fuckable, relationship worthy.
And that's it. See, again, chicks can be, all at once, in all the above categories and 50 more. Within the same day!
Posted by Michela at June 14, 2006 12:57 PM
Comments
You forgot to add "smart" to the Category 4 boy. Especially for chicks like us, we need some brains in order to engage us.
Posted by: Marla at June 14, 2006 01:22 PM
OMG how could I forget smart...without smart, he's just a Category One.
Posted by: Michela at June 14, 2006 01:25 PM
then there's Ganja... in a category all his own.
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 14, 2006 02:06 PM
oh, and fix your damn header, 'fore i throw a remote control at it!
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 14, 2006 02:07 PM
So "i, ganja", please tell us the details of Category 5 Guy. I'm dying to hear this one.
Posted by: Marla at June 14, 2006 03:14 PM
8th wonder of the world, of course, and a cunning linguist.
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 14, 2006 07:01 PM
What can I say to that iganja. I don't have any big words, just a big_____and a big______
Posted by: fruity at June 15, 2006 12:12 PM
Fruity, unfair adavantage; we can't even call a BS card on that because, frankly, I don't want you to prove it, thank you very much.
Posted by: michela at June 15, 2006 01:58 PM
dear dear Fruity,
don't you worry, never fear,
there are doctors far and near,
to heal your wounds and ease your pain,
and help you lest you go insane.
so take those things that burden you so,
and worry not that they may grow,
the size of the storm may imply the drive,
but it’s the mileage that determines cat 5!
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 15, 2006 03:24 PM
is that 3.82 miles a year mileage?
Posted by: michela at June 16, 2006 09:53 AM
that only gets you cat 1
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 16, 2006 11:08 AM
Are you saying you've been driven alot oh iganja? Is that a good thing?
Posted by: jaywalker at June 16, 2006 11:47 AM
So if 3.82 miles is only a Cat 1, what's a Cat 5??
Posted by: Marla at June 16, 2006 12:00 PM
i am curiously intrigued by your interest Marla...
let me see [under my breath] “multiply by the square root of 42, add the spread from the next heat vs mavs game, carry the 2…”
damn!
i’m not sure you can handle the truth.
i don't want to be responsible for any cyber deaths.
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 16, 2006 01:41 PM
all i can say is there are an inordinate number of references to God... go figure
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 16, 2006 01:51 PM
You're intrigued by my interest?? Well, you're the one who put all this information out there. Being a part of MWB, you know we question things. We just don't take anything said as "fact" without first checking. Michela, can you corroborate?
Posted by: Marla at June 16, 2006 01:51 PM
ohmegod ohmygOD ohhhhmyyyGOD!
Posted by: Michela at June 16, 2006 01:54 PM
i almost forgot, yeah a weird Wizard of Oz reference too "Oh My!"
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 16, 2006 02:02 PM
except you're waaay more than the wizard behind the curtain. I'd say the Wizard was a Cat 2.
Posted by: michela at June 16, 2006 02:06 PM
Okay people, way too much information! All I have to say is this: I just want Michaela to be happy.
Posted by: Marla at June 16, 2006 02:40 PM
Fruity started it!
Posted by: michela at June 16, 2006 03:03 PM
Oh, and btw Marla-bee, VERY happy indeed.
Posted by: michela at June 16, 2006 03:04 PM