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May 30, 2006
Fabulous Quote of the Day
"Good thing they don't play with bowling balls!"
So says a sub-triple digit IQ'd teen sitting behind me at the baseball game this evening after a foul ball soared over our heads.
"If they did, we'd be dead right now!"
Honey, if they played with bowling balls, all the players would be dead right now. Let's not even talk about that silly wittle topic called "physics" either. It would give her a headache just to pronounce the word...
Posted by Michela at May 30, 2006 11:03 PM
Comments
i take it you had a good time then?
Posted by: oh, i ganja at May 31, 2006 10:06 AM
see what you missed out on Marla.
Posted by: oh, i ganja at May 31, 2006 10:07 AM
Don't even get me started. I am so bummed I couldn't go to the game, it was a good one too (I caught part of it on TV).
Posted by: Marla at May 31, 2006 10:21 AM
Of course I had a good time. Some of the best moments (aside from seeing Timmy Salmons hams of course) are listening to the freaks of nature who've sat behind me. How 'bout the Type A++++ dude who was behind us last time shouting, quite loudly..."Come ON! Come ON! I could pitch 6 balls in a row you idiot! Come ON!" with his daughter pleading "Daaa-AAd, you always embarrass me!"
Posted by: michela at May 31, 2006 02:46 PM
And let us not forget the semi-drunked FOBs (friends of Bobby Gritch) who said another time "CheesuSS! I should've stayed home and let the old bag nag me about fixing the trash compactor as watch this crap!"
Posted by: Michela at May 31, 2006 02:47 PM
Ganj, you missed a bearded old dude last night who imitated the red-headed bully in The Christmas Story with his "Haaa haaaa haaaa HAAA!"s every time the Twins struck out or boffed.
Posted by: Michela at May 31, 2006 02:49 PM
HOT CHICK ALERT! HOT CHICK ALERT!
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 1, 2006 10:08 AM
Is that what I need ot do to see hot dumb chicks? go to bball games?
Posted by: Fruity at June 1, 2006 10:52 AM
nope, i'm talkin' 'bout another blog site...
Posted by: oh, i ganja at June 1, 2006 11:22 AM
damn hot chick is just too understated for dat ass
Posted by: Fruity at June 1, 2006 01:26 PM
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