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February 23, 2006
Go lick a toilet seat
After all, it's cleaner than where you put your mouth on a typical day (nooOOOO, I'm not talking about THAT you dirty-minded little bastards). We're talking about your office telephone. So next time you see Michela vigorously dousing her phones with alcohol, your snide comments will glide right off her bacteria free ear lobes. Yours, on the other hand, Mr. Fruity, are a teeming pool of disgusting germs and don't even think you'll ever use my phone ever again! And while you're at it, keep your mits off my keyboard, too.
Posted by Michela at February 23, 2006 03:23 PM
Comments
been eating at my desk for years... of course, i am the epitome of cleanliness and good health. hey, you gonna eat that doughnut?
Posted by: oh, i ganja at February 23, 2006 06:22 PM
Nothing like 'Michela' for a downer when you need one. I mean, did we really need this information pscyho germ bitch?
Posted by: Fruity at February 24, 2006 09:43 AM
hmmmm, PGB. has a certain ring to it...
Posted by: oh, i ganja at February 24, 2006 01:56 PM
PGB, that's it! I'm tossing that in a meeting I will. And, Ms., what are you doing looking at Netscape careers, eh?
Posted by: Fruity at February 25, 2006 10:19 AM
Michela is a highly prized intellectual commodity whose assets must be marketed constantly to ensure maximum return. Either meet the demands or get out of the Michela market. :)
Posted by: Michela at February 27, 2006 05:45 PM
keep on talking. if you get that db by april then you got bragging rights. til then, you can't flap yer gums too very much.
Posted by: fruity at February 27, 2006 07:53 PM
Whose brilliant idea was it in the first place? Pay up sucka or watch out Netscape!
Posted by: Michela at February 28, 2006 11:01 AM
great... just what i needed... to become a germ freak... i'm going to go take a Purell shower now.
Posted by: kmt at March 1, 2006 07:33 PM
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