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February 09, 2006

Bacon, anyone?

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Unless you're trying to avoid the Santa Monica Squeeze (which, regardless of diet, can be done easily by purchasing a properly fitting dress, as Fruity points out), it looks like you can go mangia bene on all the bacon you can shove past your chewing cuds. Alas, fitness has more to do with a lifestyle than a foodstyle. Thank gawd.

Posted by Michela at February 9, 2006 03:59 PM

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I'm sticking to my low-fat diet.

Posted by: sco at February 10, 2006 12:07 AM

Has more to do with a Lifestyle, a Trojan, or Durex... MWB readers will no doubt be gratified to hear that you'll be even fitter if your lifestyle has more to-do; 30 minutes of sex burns more than 200 calories--which, by the way, is equivalent to six slices of bacon, or one lightly buttered muffin-top.

Posted by: sco at February 10, 2006 12:45 AM

Unfortunately, these things go hand in hand. Fatness and fitness and bacon.

Posted by: chad at February 14, 2006 08:35 PM