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December 13, 2005
Next time some whackadoo wants to talk me into jumping out of a perfectly good plane...
But then again, maybe this isn't the best example. The gal survived, and so did her unborn baby. But as soon as you get by that nice touchy feely stuff, dear god, you can read about the fractured pelvis, the missing teeth, the "egg-shelled" facial bones, the 21 steel plates. NO THANKS.
Posted by Michela at December 13, 2005 09:20 AM
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She's from Arkansas, something tells me she didn't have a whole set of teeth to begin with, she she's probably really short at least a dozen (CA teeth that is).
Posted by: Marla at December 13, 2005 03:18 PM
Not only is she short a SoCali set of teeth, she looks to be a few eggs short of a carton given that she's willing to skydive again right after giving birth to the baby. Having had many of her facial bones shattered--"egg-shelled" as she says--maybe her 98 Arkansas IQ dropped to 90 and sound decision-making is permanently destroyed.
Posted by: Michela at December 13, 2005 03:23 PM
I don't know if you have ever been to Arkansas, but if you lived there you would probably be willing to risk death for a few thrills. I wonder if her prego-belly cushioned the impact and saved her life? Whoa, I just had an idea! Airbags for skydivers...
Posted by: tsls at December 13, 2005 07:07 PM
You guys are going to hell.
Posted by: pinko at December 14, 2005 09:31 AM
You guys are going to hell.
Posted by: pinko at December 14, 2005 09:33 AM
That's what everyone keeps promising me...
Posted by: Michela at December 14, 2005 11:47 AM
I am so not going to hell. I'll just be in Purgatory for a really long time. Fortunately for me, I will know lots of people there.
Posted by: Marla at December 14, 2005 01:43 PM
Are you kidding me? Purgatory will be a party like it's 2199... You, me, and the other kewlest 2 billion people.
Posted by: Michela at December 14, 2005 02:03 PM
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