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April 28, 2005
Jesse Jackson: Media Whore, Complete Bore
Our good friend Jesse has managed to pull off another appearance at a non-event. Jesse's quite a bit like personal injury attorneys who sit with a police scanner in one hand and a business card in the other; as soon as they hear of a tragic, disfiguring accident, they're on hand--long before medical personnel.
Three students at Trinity University received racial threats via email, an alarming occurrance at the normally peaceful Christian U. In comes Jesse to pontificate about the pervasive nature of racism; the dorms were evacuated, the white witch hunt was on. There was just a small problem...the emails were fabricated by a black student so that she could use the campus safety problem as a reason to leave school.
With the media on Jesse's side, he doesn't even have to slouch away with his tail between his legs. Not that Charlie Sheen and his genius buddies would care; they'd just cry at some awards banquet again... "Come back Jesse! We need you!" We need you to rip off your own people and to stir up racial tensions, hate, and discontent where there was otherwise none to be found!!!!!
Right here, in the streets, your streets, your community feels patently justified in allowing the murders of one another go on and on. So go ahead, Jessie, chase racist ghosts; just make sure you leave your business cards only on the living victims, just like all good sharks. You can save on printing costs. Besides, the dead can no longer worship your Wizard-of-Oz image or donate money to your fradulent organization.
Posted by Michela at 11:43 PM | Comments (1)
April 27, 2005
The Blogstress of the Night is B-A-C-K
Greetings to my fans, friends, family, and to all those who are one in the same. The Media Watchblog Watchdog is back, and oh we have some blogging to do. From stories on unfair child support, Jessie Jackson suckering into a racist email hoax (media whore that he is), a Native American tribe voting that marriage is between one man and one woman, and the unfolding revelations that the Scandinavian countries are about as poor as church mice, jumping contraceptive jelly batman, we have a lot to discuss.
While Marla maintains her palatial digs in the Orange County, California mountains, I have moved from one absolutely fabulous hideaway to an even more AbFab spread in a city center. With a sprawling formal dining room, gourmet granite kitchen, and a terrace with a mountain view fit for the Watchdog Queen of the Media World that I am, who wants to sit at a computer and write? !
Marla and I will be in full swing by May 1... Marla's on her way to a hedonistic weekend for two in Vegas (not that we'll know what she does! What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!) and I need to plain relax. For the record, Marla and I are the Media Watchblog team. Marla provides many, many of the blog topic ideas/stories, assists in MWB publicity, and I do all the writing, provide blog topic ideas, and assist in MWB publicity.
Welcome back, fans!
Posted by Michela at 08:22 PM | Comments (4)