funny... not sure how this applies to liberals though.

1. You may not have any god at all, just as Stalin and Lenin have showed us before.
- Funny
2. You must bow to godless beliefs
- Sounds a lot like #1, still funny
3. You may not take any liberal cause in vain, or you will offend someone. While they may offend you you may not offend them.
- Jeez... You sound a little offended...
4. You must toil for six days to pay the state for all the liberal causes they desire. On the seventh day you may rest so that you are fresh to work again the next six days for free.
- I am guessing this is a tax reference. I dig... but remember... the Godless heathens have to pay taxes too. Taxes that go pay for things that they don't necessarily believe in... ref | ref etc...
5. Honor your mother and father unless they're not allowing you to bang your boyfriend when you're fifteen.
- I am not sure how this is strictly a liberal thing, Repubs don't have pre-marital sex?
6. You may not kill anyone unless they are cutting down a nice tree. Then, you may kill them.
- It seems like this is referring to the liberal terrorists. This seems a little like calling Eric Rudolph or Timothy McVeigh
7. You may not screw around in marriage, unless you are unhappy.
- Newt Gingrich
- Rudolph Guiliani
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Bill Oreilly
- etc...
8. You may not steal, unless it is something you want.

- Again... how is this a liberal idea?
9. You cannot lie about a crime, unless you are a liberal college student trying to make a political statement.
- uh... ok... ref

10. You must covet everything, and anything you want and do not have is a justification for anger and taxes.
- all right.. you got us there :)

1: Yes, if you call the imprisonment of millions and the murder of 10 million "Funny", as in "Funny ha-ha", then yes, the godlessness of communist societies (it's the first thing commies wipe out) is "Funny." And yes, I am an atheist. I just happen to like the way religion keeps the typical sheep in line.
2. Do you know what the 10 commandments even are? Dear pinkie tuscadero?
3. Nah. Scared of pinkos. Not offended. You can call me a d-sukin, dumb ho all day, and I'd say that's your privilege all day long.
4. Well, that's where we diverge; I do not believe in income taxes. As soon as it's okay to tax someone for welfare queendom, it's okay to tax them to pay for wars. So you can't complain about a billion dollar war budget if you think it's okay for the libs to have their tax candy, social programs.
5. Nothing to do with premarital sex. Study up there pinkie tuscadero! Schools are more and more in charge of your very own children, and they can give them tests where they ask your daughters about sucking penises, remove parental notifications for children going to get abortions or birth control *during school hours*, the works, and if your baby girl has sex with 25 year old man, the libs protect your right to never know about it, so you cannot help her. It's her *right* to bang 25 year olds, and it's also her right to look at anal porn in public libraries. That's what liberals defend. That's what men who have sweet little daughters today have to worry about. Or should be, anyway.
6. Perhaps you have a point.
7. Conservatives are humans, and they are not without flaws. The difference is, fundamentally, liberal points of view defend abnormal behaviors ("you cannot judge people"). Conservatives do not defend it, black and white, repub or dem, it's wrong. It's wrong wrong wrong. There are no gray areas; right is right and wrong is wrong. Libs let there be gray areas. Clinton, he's a beaut!
8. Taxes. Liberals and liberal Repubs think it's perfectly okay to steal my money as long as someone else needs it mroe than I do. Problem is, they get to set when this condition = true.
9. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153969,00.html
10. 'Nuf said

Oh, and btw, regarding #8: How about your house. The libs, a very liberal supreme court that is, just set it down in stone for decades until this can be repealed that if the city wants your house to build a cool mall, that's quite okay. The city can steal--er--pay you for it. No matter how many years you've been there, no matter how popular your business is, no matter what.