Read all about it It's utterly amusing that anyone would care that a Doonesbury comic strip used the word turd. I hear worse than that in the doorway into church... "Damn! I forgot my bible." I hear worse than that picking my niece up from preschool... "You fart head! That's MINE!" I hear worse than that in presidential proclamations.... "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." On any day of the week, I'd rather explain to a 5 year-old what "turd" is over "oral sex." Forget that, they use the word already. And, unfortunately, tweens now know what "oral sex" is, and use that already, too. Thanks Billy Blowjob!