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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Next time some whackadoo wants to talk me into jumping out of a perfectly good plane...

Read all about it But then again, maybe this isn't the best example. The gal survived, and so did her unborn baby. But as soon as you get by that nice touchy feely stuff, dear god, you can read about the fractured pelvis, the missing teeth, the "egg-shelled" facial bones, the 21 steel plates. NO THANKS.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 9:20:30 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Comments [8] -
CNN

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:18:02 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

She's from Arkansas, something tells me she didn't have a whole set of teeth to begin with, she she's probably really short at least a dozen (CA teeth that is).

Marla

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:23:39 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Not only is she short a SoCali set of teeth, she looks to be a few eggs short of a carton given that she's willing to skydive again right after giving birth to the baby. Having had many of her facial bones shattered--"egg-shelled" as she says--maybe her 98 Arkansas IQ dropped to 90 and sound decision-making is permanently destroyed.

Michela

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 7:07:01 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

I don't know if you have ever been to Arkansas, but if you lived there you would probably be willing to risk death for a few thrills. I wonder if her prego-belly cushioned the impact and saved her life? Whoa, I just had an idea! Airbags for skydivers...

tsls

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 9:31:21 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

You guys are going to hell.

pinko

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 9:33:40 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

You guys are going to hell.

pinko

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 11:47:56 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

That's what everyone keeps promising me...

Michela

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 1:43:05 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

I am so not going to hell. I'll just be in Purgatory for a really long time. Fortunately for me, I will know lots of people there.

Marla

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 2:03:24 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Are you kidding me? Purgatory will be a party like it's 2199... You, me, and the other kewlest 2 billion people.

Michela

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