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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Warn the very dumbest not to do the dumbest things

Read all about it Kids are dying from self-suffocation, and the health department types are trying to convince us that we need to warn kids that they can die suffocating themselves. They gave the same warning over the kids dying from inhalants, and a particularly laughable quote came from an ex-inhalent user; "They never told me not to do this. They just warned me about drugs." Are they kidding? The most basic premise of survival is to breathe; a person who doesn't get that can't be warned. The warning itself would sound like Charlie Brown's teacher to such inconceivably judgement-free brains.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005 1:50:48 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

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CNN

Monday, July 18, 2005 10:36:46 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Warning labels are contrary to natural selection. Which reminds me, we should legalize PCP as long as users are locked in plexiglass "PCP bars" where they must remain with their fellow users until they come down or are beaten to death. Vive la natural selection!

Mike

Thursday, July 21, 2005 4:46:10 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Hey, I am all for PCP Plexibars. Give 'em all they want, and satisfy the libs by attaching warning labels to both the pills (does PCP come in a pill? I'm not even sure!) and the plexiglass saying, "Okay kids, this might kill you. You should ingest PCP. But since you're gonna anyway, may as well do it in here! At least you won't try to fly off a building or cut your body in half walking through real glass. Enjoy!"

I want a warning on new ropes, scarves, men's ties: "Warning: putting this around your neck, then attempting to hang from a tree until you are unconscious just might kill you."

Cuz what I suspect is anyone who would do it couldn't even sound out the word "unconscious"...

Michela

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 9:09:46 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

I like it when I am at the airport and the sign says NO WEAPONS beyond this point. Then I see a picture of what looks like a Russian kalichnikov ÃŸ is that how thatâ€™s spelled? So apparently up until that very point I am OK in carrying this thing, just not past that line.

Mostafa the non weapon carrying Afghan

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