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# Wednesday, August 31, 2005
--Hondas, any model, any make, any engine size. You, YOU right there in that gd underpowered Honda POS, get out of the f-ing fast lane before I drive my German tank up your Japanese arse! --Fubars who are entering the first millenium 1,000 years late, and are starting to use their debit or credit cards at the grocery store instead of writing a check. You get 100 points for migrating from the ridiculous ritual of writing checks (which includes the cursive dollar amount and showing a driver's license, whose data must then be transferred to the face of the check, as IF that makes the check not bounce). But you get -1,000,000 points for squinting and staring at the card terminal and having to ask every step of the way which F-ING button is the correct next button in the sequence. Just have your groceries delivered.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 7:00:00 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)  #    Comments [7] -
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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:09:00 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
I must add minivans and VW Bugs (both the old ones from the 60's and 70's and the new ones). They all suck! It's like if you drive one of those it is mandatory you drive 10 mph less than everyone else in the area. I hate them all!!!
Marla
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:19:02 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
Of course! I meant to add this. All minivans, but especially minivans made by VW (dear me how did those grasseaters ever get this crap manufactured in engineering Nirvana, Germany). They should all be banished to the right lanes since they are too stupid to understand the concept of moving right to allow FAST traffic to pass their SLOW ASS cars.
Michela
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:22:44 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
I think we just need to keep you crazy chicks off the road altogether
Fruitcake
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:43:52 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
I HATE the dumbasses at the grocery store who don't have "club cards" or have "club cards" but don't have them on them or remember the phone number attached, so they have to fill out their information while I wait ever so unpatiently.

Or even worse, I hate the F-ing stores for having those club cards to being with. Your not giving me a deal.....Stop telling how much I save. It's not a club, if everyone is a member! All your doing is jacking up all your prices and then let me join your club to get the privilege of you not screwing me.
brett
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:19:11 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
Dear Brett, I've seen your picture. I think there are a lot more people than just the grocery stores that want to screw you, baby.
Marla
Thursday, September 01, 2005 1:41:07 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
So when are you going to post pictures of women that dudes like me and brett want to screw, or better yet, post my picture so they wanna screw me too!
Fruitcake
Friday, September 02, 2005 3:48:15 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
Fruitcake: Send your pick to the Michaela, the Blog Mistress and let us be the judges!
Marla
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