MediaWatchBlog - "I'm a loser and I can prove it!"

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Welcome to the new MWB category, the photographs of the Roving Photojournalist. Our first winner? This fucking loser who put TUKUL4U on his license plate. Seen at an LA Fitness gym near you...he's the guy with no neck, steroid bumps on his overly bulging biceps, and who's grunting at the hot smoothie chick for a protein-infused slushie (add extra raw eggs...rr rr ah ah )at the smoothie bar. The coup de gras? His tags are expired! How much of a loser do you have to be to have expired tags on a HONDA! It costs what, 12 cents to register those rice mobiles?

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 11:08:54 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Comments [9] -
Roving Photojournalist

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 12:41:37 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Isn't that the car of the guy who sits on the floor outside your office panting?

Mike

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 2:05:59 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

hey! i paid 38¢ for my Camry registration!

oh, i ganja

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 2:55:07 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

You paid 37¢ too much! Naw I'm kiddin'.

And Mike, no, that guy oustide my office is you. And it's particularly disturbing since, well, the only office I have anymore here is the bathroom... You gotta do something about this predilection of yours.

Michela

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 3:11:27 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Are you sure this wasn't taken outside the LA Fitness in Mira Mesa? This has "Filipino guy with limo tint on all windows, racing down Mira Mesa Blvd." written all over it!

Marla

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 3:15:45 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

i'm with Marla. could still be "pimply pecked" filipino guy though...

oh, i ganja

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 3:28:47 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

OMG! Marla! Ganja! You're killing me. Limo tint. Pimple pecker. Indeed. This plate just screams I'm such a fucking loser dork with limo tint and a pimple sized pecker! I can hear Fiddy Cint playing from the cheap subwoofer in the trunk. YESSSS!

Michela

Wednesday, March 01, 2006 2:11:22 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

NFW!!! I saw this car cruising the parking lot at the gym too. No joke! I distinctly remember thinking to myself, "Jesus dude, it's a fucking Civic!" Unfortunately I had just left and was still walking. Otherwise I would have ran over him in my big brown ugly truck. I hadn't noticed his expired tags though. Good catch M.

Maddox

Wednesday, March 01, 2006 12:00:33 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Maddox! I think your big brown ugly truck should have a license plate that says "TUBIG4U"

Then all the chicks would be knocking your door down in spite of the big ugly brown truck you drive. Suzanne won't mind. She's infinitely hotter than any chick who'd chase you down! INFINITELY!

Michela

Wednesday, March 01, 2006 4:14:25 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Brett Affleck says: "that's a funny picture on your site"

but prefers his comments via Gmail than the standard user interface. Thanks brettsky. We feel the love.

Michela

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