Hell, YES! GREAT idea! When my wife suddenly had blurred vision and dizziness, her doctor told us to go immediately to the emergency room, it could be a stroke.
SEVEN F*CKING HOURS LATER we were finally seen. It was NINE HOURS before we got out of there. The room was packed with people who looked like they were penniless or illegal. Obviously, they could each and every one of them be experiencing chest pain, but it looked to me like most had the sniffles.
Oh, and in the back, where people are actually treated, was of course a guy with handcuffs on. There's alway at least one.

Well, should the Mrs. ever need another ER visit, god forbid, you'll know what to do.

Yup; the illegals and those who have committed illegals (acts, that is) get first in line. Clear the way with your patches, people!

That's beautiful

Finally, a patch with only GOOD side effects!

You Yanks have all the same problems we across the pond have. You just don't tax enough to pay for them all.

Awesome patch