oh the trials and trib's of online dating... when they say it's gone to the dogs, they aren't kidding. they talk a lot don't they?

if anyones dating 'michela' it better be from online only; you got to stay away from that beast. I hearda story or 2 'bout that thing. It's not human.

awww, sounds like someone has serious inferiority issues. he may be right though. she may be too much more the common man...

not she, he. the vicious little mutt we've heard so much about at work ("how was your weekend michele? oh your dog bit someone else?") is the reason you'd stay away

A familiar refrain... Bad dogs and the women who love them-

You're probably safe unless you're under three feet tall- or you try to clip his nails, in which case you will need several strong men and body armor.

ah, my mistake. forgot we were talking about dogs. i don't know, he seemed pretty tame to me...