--Package engineering buffoons who make the packages of anything that gets sealed into a plastic box impossible to open without multiple sets of tools. I shudder for the day when I am too old to apply 600 pounds of force to get those packages open. --A huge, wrinkly, botox-bound frown line to hair stylists who cannot cut a straight line. I know I have fairly wavy (to curly) hair, but it does comb straight when wet. So why can't crackheads who just do that---cut hair all day, day in, day out, 5 to 6 days a week---why can't they cut my hair into a straight line. There has only been one hair stylist in the history of the universe who has been able to achieve this simple goal. He's so wonderful and I miss him so much (I moved 100 miles away and I'm still tempted to drive there for a hair cut!). Here is his number if you are in San Diego, go see Edward. The best hair cutter ever born. Edward at Salon Tonic, downtown San Diego:(619) 232-3721