Read all about it Apparently, there's no murder, drunken driving, child molestation, kidnappings, beatings, or any other serious crime in Texas because they have time to pass laws banning cheerleader butt jiggles. And in the State's House of Representatives, no less. Unbelievably, I'm siding with the only sane person quoted in this story: "Democratic state Rep. Senfronia Thompson, also of Houston, said the bill was a waste of valuable time. 'I think the Texas Education Agency has enough to do making sure our kids are better educated, and we are wasting our time with "one two three four, we can't shake it any more?"' Thompson told legislators.