MediaWatchBlog - What the F%!$ is THAT

Monday, May 23, 2005

I fear I will have to sew every stitch of clothing I will ever wear. Because if this is what is in my fashion future, I'd rather be buried now, while I can still find a proper pink Dolce & Gabbana suit. These pants, or whatever the hell they are calling these things, are worse than any whorifying Christina Aguilera get-up. They are worse than the worst beaded hairball monstrosity Cher's dead cat could cough up in Pet Psychic's Dead Pet Connection. Oh, and you pay $140 on eBay for crying out loud for these beauties. Once again, the fashion industry run by flaming homosexuals is creating clothes that should simply be set on fire.

Monday, May 23, 2005 4:53:14 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

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Monday, May 23, 2005 8:38:30 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Well you chicks buy this garbage...

pvcpiper

Tuesday, May 24, 2005 12:44:02 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Hey michela glad to see you've elevated the level of your commentary from the worthlessness of the UN to fashion; big improvement.

jimfrost

Tuesday, May 24, 2005 2:29:57 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Oh Jimmy don't be one of those people who has to take a lot of stomach acid medication because you're wound up so much. One's mental anguish over the pitiful socialist leaning Planet Earth cannot be remedied or relieved by writing about it 24/7.

A statistically significant study (meaning, the margins were far too large to be attributed to errors) showed that non-liberals are happier and have more sex. Maybe it's because we conservatives don't have to focus on the woes of the world every waking moment. Just be careful not to break your penis while you're enjoying all that sex as a reformed conservative.

Michela

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