MediaWatchBlog - The haiku of the spam

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

For those of you who doubt the traffic this site receives based on comments...I'll tell you whut! I get lots of uncommented traffic (MADDOX! I KNOW YOU'RE READING!!!!:). And spammers have found michela@mediawatchblog.com from my posts, and I get all kinds of spam there. As I was scanning the subject lines, it occurred to me it was quite poetic. I took the subject lines of 22 emails, exactly as they were received (caps errors and all), and just give this masterpiece a read!

Work from home
Feel Strong
Nice Job!
Volume boomed in day, sit it triple friday
then
check out volume
it is...
prudent evident
ab~see you bastard
documents disclaimer
Chavez kept in her criticism
i can
outofdate innovate
Now. How do pasta
Expand?
Serious message You Require Read
Language the web pages
UWIN
SHOW
Bush of having spoken
before buy, You
puzzle like other. travel
And then...
Their wired lives wears

My hand to God, reading from email #1 to email #22, this is what they said. Isn't it beautiful?

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 4:16:11 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Comments [8] -
Word on the street

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 4:32:02 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

ummmmm, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh...

wild college coeds
you need a bigger penis
check out my web cam

oh, i ganja

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 4:33:57 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Me gots a tear in me eye, such lovely words

michela

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 2:54:52 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Not in order, but verbatim:

Re: v1@gra

immense again

by vascular

my ambition

flashlight pontiff

be as pressure

done, thanks

tsls

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:11:07 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

flashlight pontiff??

that is the best subject line i have ever seen!

oh, i ganja

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 4:08:31 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

If we're talking not real Haiku, that one, tsls, definitely takes the cake-aroo. iGanja suggests a contest. Hmm... Let the games begin?

michela

Saturday, October 21, 2006 1:23:57 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Notice of Enrollment

showdown

All you favorite games

prepare urself for this

into a caustic verbal

To it races

ger ur swiss together

jockey and clan

to the staid verbiage

tsls

Monday, October 23, 2006 11:04:33 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

Flashlight pontiff,
Bedpan horticulture.
Girls don't like you?

oh, i ganja

Monday, October 23, 2006 4:10:47 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

brash marsupial

That of psychological

bathroom

moldy balding

curricula fear

Its not wonder your girlfriend is very angry!

He as redemption

Which School

RE: your gut

do char

tsls

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