Ohmygod marla look at the chunk missing out of this guy's neck; it looks like a crow attacked him or something.

"Sensing he was the devil, the crow swooped down from the sky and attempted to devour him. He reached for his chainsaw, but the crow outsmarted him and flew into the horizon. While lucky to be alive, the crow still left a large chunk forever missing from his neanderthal neck."

I'm telling you, it's the Runaway Bride's brother! Look at the eyes....