Read all about it Read all about it Thease are two very depressing stories which show what some "people" (by scientific, physical classification only) are capabale of. Fortunately the endings are happy... In story #1, two banjo playing inbred parents from god knows what part of the Appalachians order their three year old daughter to beat up a five year old boy they are babysitting. You read that right; they order a 3 year-old girl to beat a 5 year-old boy (as he pleads for mercy, mind you). Then, the sperm donor of the girl shoves the poor little boy and asks him why he didn't defend himself. WTF?! But the best part? They videotaped the whole ordeal, the boy's mother found the video, and both of these inbreds will be properly prosecuted. In story #2, a man jumps off a bridge into frigid waters with his baby to kill himself and the child, presumably to get back at the child's mother for some unknown reason. But hoorah, the "man" (again, by scientific physcial classification only; no real man would ever do this) dies and the baby lives. If there's a hell, this guy is dangling from the end of a red-hot pitchfork right now, by my estimate.