Read all about it So kids, you think it's glamorous to be a rock and roll star; what a lifestyle, right? Well, maybe not so much. Or, shall I say, maybe for just a wee little bit o'time. Yeah yeah, who wouldn't like to have as much tail as they can get their hands on for 20 years; all the sex, drugs, and more sex, drugs you can get. And I do realize, kids, that to you, life ends at 35. So seein' a 52 year-old man who looks 80-eh? What's the difference, right? But kids, I assure you, this is NOT what you should look like at 52; think Sophia Loren (HOT! And she's like, 90!). Think Demi Moore; not far from 52, kids. Not far at all. This photograph is of one Eddie Van Halen; the hottest rock and roll star for decades, a giant in the world of guitarists, and who is entering rehab for the nth time and really looks like hell, folks. Really.