Read all about it Thanks to Marla for this one... So, here we are, a grandmother and a great grandmother were charged with whatever the hell you charge folks with when a child in your care tests positive for cocaine, twice. Let's count the ways you could see this one coming from 5 lines and a big mirror away: 1: Grandmother/great grandmother raising the kid 2: Grandmother is 42; child is 10. Break out your abacus kids, that means she was a grandmother at 32. I say we get a pool going; closest one to the biological mother's age at child's birth wins. 3: The kid attends a school that regularly tests TEN YEAR OLDS for drugs. And, eh, I notice the "Alternative" in the school's title. Did a quickie google-bee on the school; only 189 kids, 69% male, 31% female, and 68% of the students qualify for free or discounted lunches. Let's get the 2nd MWB pool going here; shall we have a small wager on the fact that this school is for the kids who've been tossed from regular public schools? My lighthearted take on this notwithstanding, my heart goes out to this poor child. If there's a kid out there who doesn't stand a chance, it's her. Her life has been so skee-rewed by the horrid adults who are unfortunately in charge of her that she has already been tossed from public schools and is doing cocaine by TEN. Sometimes I just wonder how the hell human beings could be so defective as to fuck up a poor little girl like this. I guess it starts with the 14 year old mother (and whatever made HER have a child at such an age). Well, sorry to end on such a disgusting note and to earn myself another millennia in purgatory, but as Adam Carrolla would say, at least the world got another stripper and not another violent male criminal.