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Holy crap. Right on the heels of hearing that Iran is preparing to identify and almost certainly slaughter its Jewish inhabitants, I find this article. The pussy EU says, in its best baby voice:
"Oh, big bad United States, we haff to make Iwan happwee. Pweeze sell them some of yor nice bwig pwanes. We need to make Iran happwee and placate them and kiss their big bad boootsies, so pweeze purty pweeze?"
Are you fucking kidding me? Do those EU whackadoos run around with daisies more pink thank Fernando's collar shoved way up their bootays all day or just on Tuesdays?