Los Angeles radio host Bill Handel (and his news team) on KFI AM 640, on the break-up of Paul McCartney and his amputee wife, Heather Mills:

"Paul's friends knows why they are splitting, but Heather is stumped."

and

"Paul is taking the break-up well, but Heather is hopping mad."

and

"She won't have a leg to stand on in the divorce."

and

"Heather is so upset; she doesn't have anyone to lean on."

Mercy me, that's some funny shit!